And why is that, Shos? I will not battle anyone except for Yaya.

Btw Flash, can you put some more fiery monsters out?

@Flash
Same in the US, but I didn't go all the way to subpena, just a "hey, come here, I wanna talk to you."

@Jazz
If you turn off your nuke, I'll help out against yaya, if he's attacking you.


Hey, we still haven't killed rob garet, huh?

Exactly, he's not going to accept the duel, it's suicide!

@Sniper guess who tried this turn -_-

Ok.

I will deactivate the nuke, then send it to the nuclear power plant this turn.

Oh I see. Though, I don't think you get to decide that you take the damage and not the gp's, but maybe the mod will be nice.

Woot, nuclear holocaust averted. Next up: Chernobyl.

Btw Yaya, I gotz Water Magic, so your Fire Rune is useless.

Well:
1. I did not realize that. You win this time.
2. But, it's not completely useless. You'd be more likely to have a stronger resistance against water magic, and yeah fire is weak against water, but not completely immune.

And you're blowing this out of proportion. You want to mount a full on attack on me for petty theft that may or may not succeed? You want the history books to call this "The Battle For Jazz's Draino/Mr. Clean?  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War

No, the Crappy Toilet War. (lol)

jazz, if you don't accept the duel, I'll just attack you O_o

If you attack, I will be forced to rearm my nuke and launch it. I made the nuke for peacemaking purposes only.  

...*Logic Failure*..

if you survive, you may be able to rearm your nuke.

lol jazz. When will you, the North Koreans, and Iran learn? Building nukes makes everyone else insta-aggro onto you.

Actually, it's already armed. I just need to launch it when you attack.

At least you haven't vowed to turn your enemies into dust yet...

-Upgrade shield to be nuke-proof.

Just kill Shos then everything will be a-ok.

Says the man with a nuke. Using a nuke for peacemaking purposes is a horrible idea. Look where it's gotten various countries.

I say we launch a Star Wars type program to make his nuke obsolete.

Please do not interfere with my quest to study the effects of nuclear fission.

New Mechanics!

Send in up to two of your actions per turn secretly via PM!

All buildings and research will take up multiple turns to complete. If a 10 is rolled, it will still be built instantly. You cannot spend more than one action on it a turn.

ah, I like this. but can you make one last update with the old mechanics, and next turn do this?

He's already started with them...  

Quirvy

Action 1 (No roll) - You leave the Fallout shelter, hoping that the Nuclear war will not begin during this turn.
Action 2 (8) - You begin work on the Jail and Police Station. It looks like it'll take 2 more turns to complete.
Action 3 (7) - You successfully research the plans for the police force. You'll need to spend another turn to actually make them.
Action 4 (10) - You build a huge skyscraper. Like really huge. Yeah. So huge that you can see the entire island from it.
Action 5 (No roll) - You breath a sigh of relief that you didn't die during your brief visit to the outside world.

Yaya

Action 1 (6) - You are noticed during the theft, but you chuck the flashbang at him and while he is blinded you steal a dirty toilet brush, a loo roll and a bottle of bleach.
Action 2 (10) - Unnoticed, you cast fire rune right by the entrance of the power plant...
Action 3 (6) - Whilst you are teleporting away, Jazz runs out of the plant. While doing so, Jazz steps on the fire rune, knocking him out. Jazz is unconscious.

Shos

Action 1 (No roll) - You summon an undead Elvis Presley and an undead William Wallace.
Action 2 (9) - You drink the green tea with your 'mateys' and boost your max HP by 2000.
Action 3 (4) - You, Jazz and Yaya all get damage 500 by the conch after it rumbled again.
Action 4 (No roll w/ action) - 3 turns left till the Death Star invasion...
Action 5 (10) - You gain Improve Ambush, Home Teleport and Shadow Cure.

Sniper

Action 1 (No roll) - Summons sent.
Action 2 (5) - You think you might be fairly close to finding a way to make it radiation proof. It looks like it'll take 3 more turns.
Action 3 (5) - You stock it with enough food and water for two full turns.
Action 4 (6) - You build a sturdy and public bridge, but without the sentries that you wanted.
Action 5 (5) - You start build building warnings for the South Island. It'll take another turn to complete.
Action 6 (No roll) - You send the offer via pig wearing a siren.

Yuggy

Action 1 (6) - You find one more guinea pig.
Action 2 (10) - You raise your max HP by 1000, and Bmwsu and Shavey Dave's by 2000.
Action 3 (4) - The statue falls on your head and hits you for 500 damage.

Battle!

Yuggy whacks Rob Garrett with Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, dealing 2000 damage with 200 Bonus Bleed Damage per turn (9).
Bmwsu slices Rob Garrett with Huge Lava Sword, dealing 1800 Damage with 300 Bonus Bleed and 300 Bonus Burn Damage (5).
Shavey Dave spatulas Rob Garrett, dealing 0 Damage (1).

Total Damage: 4500
Rob Garrett End HP: 12,600/17,000 (Stunned, Bleeding 300, Burning 300)

Rob Garrett has had his turn skipped.

Yuggy fires his 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 Damage with 400 Bonus Burn Damage (8).
Bmwsu slices Rob Garrett with Huge Lava Sword, dealing 1800 Damage (8).
Shavey Dave spatulas Rob Garrett, dealing 1900 Damage (4).

Total Damage: 6500
Rob Garrett End HP: 6100/17,000 (Bleeding 300, Burning 400)

Rob Garrett eats Tasty Costa Rican Treat, healing 5000 Damage.

Rob Garrett End HP: 11,000/17,000 (Bleeding 300, Burning 400)

Yuggy fires his 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 Damage (1 + 2 = 3).
Bmwsu slices Rob Garrett with Huge Lava Sword, dealing 1800 Damage (5).
Shavey Dave spatulas Rob Garrett, dealing 3800 Damage (10).

Total Damage: 6800
Rob Garrett End HP: 2600/17,000 (Bleeding 300, Burning 300)

Rob Garrett casts Double Blind, Blinding Shavey Dave and Yuggy.

Bmwsu slices Rob Garrett with Huge Lava Sword, dealing 0 Damage (1).

Rob Garrett casts Group Spam, dealing 5000 Damage to all.

Yuggy fires his 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 Damage (8).

Rob Garrett has been defeated!

He dropped:

- Double Blind Spell Tome
- 3x Costa Rican Treats, enjoy!
- Costa Rican Book of Wisdom
- Group Cure Spell Tome
- Frothy Purple Liquid

Bmwsu

Action 1 (2) - They are offended and blast you, dealing 2000 damage.
Action 2 (8) - You make the blueprint for the weapon. Looks like it'll take one more turn to complete.
Action 3 (7) - You get all the materials required for the weapon.

Silver

Action 1 (7) - You eat the rabbits, and they boost your HP by 2000.

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (8) - You make the sword successfully.
Action 2 (3) - The poisonous thorns stab you, dealing 2000 damage.

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Shavey Dave

Current Health: 9000/9000
Items on Hand: Raw Pork, Piggypiggy (3500/3500 HP), Blimp, Kritzkrieg, Persian Persuader
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy

Jazz

Current Health: 1/3000
Items on hand: A tonne of duct tape, crude stone pickaxe, amethyst, some coal, lead, nuke , Inferno Golem (2000/2000 HP)
Effects: Water Magic - Basic: Water Blast, Water Shield, Novice- Tsunami, Water Heal, Apprentice- Typhoon, Well Rested, Misc Spells - Group Heal, Revive Self, Distant Revive

Quirvy

Current Health: 3100/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera, Chinook Helicopter
Effects: Protection from the cold

Bmwsu

Current Health: 8700/8700
Items in Hand: Imaginary Nukes, Iron Arrows, Iron Sword, Iron Bow, Crude Pickaxe, Glass Studded Wooden Plank, Huge Lava Sword that has been dipped in a Volcano, Uranium, Nuclear Weapons Blueprint
Effects: Super Sexy

Shos

Current Health: 6000/6500
Items on Hand: Empty Mug of Green Tea, Far too many Zombies to count, Spaceship Blueprint
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Improve Ambush, Shadow Cure Novice - Vengeance of Umbra, Conceal, Summon Werewold, Adept - Summon Potent Undead), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL, Misc Spells - Home Teleport

Yuggy

Current Health: 11,700/11,700
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 12 Guinea Pigs, Festive Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Magical Guinea Pig, Emerald, Cauldron, Flamethrower, Flameproof Radioactive Suit
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Misc Spells: Cure, Mr. Mangetout

Sniper

Current Health: 6500/6500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Christmas Lights, Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200), Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment, Golden Mug of Coffee, Russian Survival Kit, 'Everything You Need to Know About the World', Energy Shield (30,000/30,000 HP)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly, Misc Spells: Heal Other, Super Cop (+1 to all rolls to do with Policing), Gunslinger, Geographic Knowledge (No roll on movement turns)

Silver

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon, 2x Raw Squirrel, Raw Rabbit
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Friend of the Forest Monkey Ninjas, Enhanced Fists (Fists do 1000 damage)

Yaya

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Flashbangs, Sofa, Magical Conch, Dirty Toilet Brush, Loo Roll, Bottle of Bleach
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons)

I'll take the double blind spell tome and the frothy purple liquid. And my share of the costa rican treats! omnomnom!

My brother wants the book of wisdom, so Bmwsu can have the group cure spell tome! We all spend a no roll learning our books and tomes.

get out of fallout shelter, continue work on police station/jail and robotic police force, then get back into the fallout shelter