Krotomo

Action 1 (10) - You gather up the wheat, make bread dough and bake it into beautiful (super) bread. This bread is so (super) that it will boost your max health.
Action 2 (6) - You make yourself a basic shovel for shoveling and a basic pickaxe for pickaxing.

Yuggy

Action 1 (No roll) - You make a 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (with grenade launcher attachment)
Action 2 (No roll) -  You make a Flame-Proof Radiation Suit.
Action 3 (7 + 1 = 8) - You increase the health per guinea pig to 200 by making some guinea pig shaped armour.
Action 4 (8) - You successfully build a hospital which can be safely accessed from the fallout shelter.
Action 5 (9) - You gain the effect 'Mr. Mangetout' enabling you to eat anything to restore health.
Action 6 (No roll) - You take the Summon Minor Undead Spell Tome from the graves of your fallen enemies and learn it.
Action 7 (8) - You drink some of the gloopy purple potion and raise your max health by 2000, and you also give some to your allies Shavey Dave and Bmwsu, also raising theirs by 2500 (because they don't pwn as much).
Action 8 (4) - The Electrical Gods are a little annoyed at you for demanding so much from you, and zap you with a lightning bolt, dealing 2000 damage.

Quirvy

Action 1 (No roll) - you send the pigeon back with an angry message written on the back of the alliance request.

Sniper

Action 1 (-) - Action skipped.
Action 2 (No roll) - You read the book and gain the ability to make movement No Roll turns.
Action 3 (10) - You build the energy shield and place it around the town hall. The shield currently has 30,000/30,000 HP, and can be disabled by either damaging it enough or disabling the generator inside the the shield.
Action 4 (9) - You build a large university, but unfortunately there are currently no professors there.
Action 5 (8) - You successfully learn how to use various police equipment, such as tasers, batons and riot shields.
Action 6 (9) - The Ambassador now can be fired twice a turn.
Action 7 (9) - You successfully repair the Christmas lights for whatever reason.

Yaya

Action 1 (No roll) - You make some flashbangs out of the scented candles and the spell.
Action 2 (No roll) - You teleport yourself into the area.
Action 3 (4) - You damage both yourself and Jazz 500. Jazz does not notice where the noise and damage is coming from however.

Bmwsu

Action 1 (8) - You find a herb which heals you to full HP, and boosts it by 1000.
Action 2 (No roll) - You have a delicious English dinner of Fish and Chips. Nom nom nom.

Jazz

Action 1 (No roll) - You heal yourself.
Action 2 (10) - You build a huge but fuel-less Nuclear Power Plant. Just like Iran.
Action 3 (7) - You build several Wind Turbines and Solar Panels which you place around your base.
Action 4 (3) - You fall in the river, and the piranhas, dealing 1000 damage.
Action 5 (9) - You make an entire Royal Interguildian Island Mint for producing coins. Woot. Not that the coins have any use. Yet.

Silver

Action 1 (7) - You decorate your treehouse with conches. How nice.

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (9) - You make yourself a Medi-Gun which you call the Kritzkrieg. After healing your allies 5000 HP, you will gain a turn in battle where a selected allies hit will be a guaranteed 10. The damage you heal outside battle will not count.
Action 2 (4) - You successfully make some Pig-Shaped armour, but while doing so you deal yourself 500 damage.

Shos

Action 1 (No roll) - You summon some more zombies- Zombie Gandhi, Zombie Buddha... And Zombie Stalin. How nice and peaceful... Well, not Stalin...
Action 2 (No roll) - You summon a Zombie Vice-Admiral Nelson, Zombie Napoleon and Zombie Washington.
Action 3 (7) - You build an Osmium cage for the werewolf you are about to summon. You summon the Werewolf into it. You note down its aggressive behaviour when you either shine moonlight or leave it in darkness on it, and passive behaviour when in the light. You see that it has 2500 HP and does 1700 Damage a turn with its viciously sharp claws.
Action 4 (7) - You begin the first part of your planned Death-Star look alike of a spaceship. It looks like it will take 4 more turns to complete. Further turns will be No Roll w/ Turn Take Up.

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Shavey Dave

Current Health: 6500/7000
Items on Hand: Raw Pork, Piggypiggy (3500/3500 HP), Blimp, Kritzkrieg
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy

Jazz

Current Health: 1500/3000
Items on hand: A tonne of duct tape, crude stone pickaxe, amethyst, some coal, lead, nuke , Inferno Golem (2000/2000 HP)
Effects: Water Magic - Basic: Water Blast, Water Shield, Novice- Tsunami, Water Heal, Apprentice- Typhoon, Well Rested, Misc Spells - Group Heal, Revive Self, Distant Revive

Quirvy

Current Health: 3100/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera, Chinook Helicopter
Effects: Protection from the cold

Bmwsu

Current Health: 6700/6700
Items in Hand: Imaginary Nukes, Iron Arrows, Iron Sword, Iron Bow, Crude Pickaxe, Glass Studded Wooden Plank, Huge Lava Sword that has been dipped in a Volcano
Effects: Super Sexy

Shos

Current Health: 4400/4500
Items on Hand: Empty Mug of Green Tea, Zombie Einstein, Newton, Pascal, Faraday, Watt, Galileo, Washington, Stalin, Vice-Admiral Nelson, Napoleon, Gandhi, Buddha and Aristotle, Spaceship Blueprint
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Novice - Vengeance of Umbra, Conceal, Summon Werewold, Adept - Summon Potent Undead), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL

Krotomo

Current Health: 1790/3000
Items in Hand: Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned), Basic Shovel, Basic Pickaxe, Super Bread
Effects: Hidden in the Forest

Yuggy

Current Health: 8700/10,700
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 11 Guinea Pigs, Festive Rocket Launcher of inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Magical Guinea Pig, Emerald, Cauldron, Flamethrower, Flameproof Radioactive Suit
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Misc Spells: Cure, Mr. Mangetout

Sniper

Current Health: 6500/6500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Christmas Lights, Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200), Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment, Golden Mug of Coffee, Russian Survival Kit, 'Everything You Need to Know About the World', Energy Shield (30,000/30,000 HP)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly, Misc Spells: Heal Other, Super Cop (+1 to all rolls to do with Policing), Gunslinger, Geographic Knowledge (No roll on movement turns)

Silver

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon, 2x Raw Squirrel, Raw Rabbit
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Friend of the Forest Monkey Ninjas, Enhanced Fists (Fists do 1000 damage)

Yaya

Current Health: 2500/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Flashbangs, Sofa, Magical Conch
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons)

Well, that still gives me no idea what the conch does...

Perhaps you should try inspecting it.

Hmm, I don't like doing multiple actions per turn, but everyone else is and I don't want to have my whole enclosed area fall behind everyone else.

Leave fallout shelter
Build police station/jail
Build robotic police force
Build random skyscraper for sole purpose of having tallest building on island
Go back into fallout shelter

Now I just have to wait to hear back from Jazz.


Also, Yuggy: I'm not sure I'm willing to give you exclusive access to my Hospital(people like Silver have done nothing to deserve exclusion), but I can refuse your enemies(shos/Yaya) and their allies from gaining entry, since they have done stuff to deserve exclusion (sneak attacking Isa, killing Jellsprout)

-USE HEAL
-Mine for uranium, radium or thorium ore.
-Add more buildings and populate the village somehow.
-Attempt to get self-Resurrection and distant resurrection.
-Give Yaya: Amethyst

Lol, I forgot that I'm still at war with Isa/posse. Question: Are there any bridges currently connecting the two islands, there weren't any on the last map, but it feels like people have been getting across pretty easily.

-Take amethyst.
-Attempt to break in the bathroom or janitor's closet of Jazz's town and steal some cleaning supplies without being noticed. If noticed, throw 1 flashbang.
-Attempt to put a fire rune near the entrance to Jazz's power plant. If noticed, throw 1 flashbang.
-Flee the site.

Shos, can you let your various scientists examine my conch and tell me what it does?

-UNDO: mining for uranium
-Arm nuke

@Yaya: I think yuggy built one, but then it got destroyed or something, and that even before it got destroyed, it was an exclusive bridge. So if you want to cross, you probably need to build a bridge. I might try to build a nice public bridge next turn.

@Jazz:

Hey, if Yaya wants to invade, then he can invade. I won't stop him.

Also,

-UNDO GIVE AMETHYST

-Use Tsunami and Typhoon on Yaya until either of our HP reaches 500

Jesus, I'm not invading, lol (haven't you ever heard of guerrilla warfare?).  

-UNDO: -Attempt to get self-Resurrection and distant resurrection

-Encase Yaya in a lead chamber.

Either way, you are a threat because if you steal my cleaning supplies then my toilets will become all crappy. (literally)

@Yuggy I can do a group heal if you need it, just drop on by in my base.

--Summon some more minor and potent dead guys, and drink green tea along with all my mateys.
--send Buddha, aristotle, and gandhi to random Islanders(not jazz) with offer of truce and diplomacy.
--send Watt and a minor dead guy to inspect yaya's conch.
--summon jazz to a duel at night - his actions are bad (a fightg if possible of course) - I'll go with Stalin, the Admiral, and some more dead and potent dead that I summon. I'll use my spells and unleash a werewolf on him(it's in moonlight remember?). (once fight is over, talk to werewolf in their own language to offer peace; if it doesn't work, cast blind on werewolf and cage him back). If needed grab Harumbai to the fight as well, we surely don't want an armed nuke over ther
--keep building spaceship.
--pray to the shadow gods for more magiks.

Hmmm.

-Issue a summons to Jazz. I want to question him about his recent nuclear activity.
-Find a way to make my shield radiation-hard.
-Stock the shielded area with food and water.
-Build a sturdy bridge between the two islands, complete with sentries that defend it from people who want to damage it.
-Begin building an island-wide civilian alert system (sirens, Nuke warnings, Death star invasions, etc).
-Invite shos and his zombies to the University.

No rolls: Offer Shos and lot truce.

Heal at hospital.

Name guinea pigs:
1. Rex
2. Mojo
3. A very young pig
4. Chilly Willy
5. Banjo
6. Lazy Cottonball
7. The Situation
8. Ruggles
9. Little Fuzzball
10. Longtooth
11. Fuzzy

1. You should know by now. Tame plus train like always... (+1 to roll)

2. Attempt to make more of the health potions and raise my max health again.

3. Attempt to extend the mansion's super awesome heavily defended walls around snipers village.

4. Build a huge golden guinea pig statue in the middle of a field full of super-carrots to help attract a very large number of GP's to tame. (+1 to roll)

5. Heal to full at hospital then summon Rob garett and kill him. I will use the log first to stun, then I will use electrical stun (unless rob garett counts as a monster) then my degreaser rocket launcher of inferno (grenade launcher attachment) My MGP and GPs will not fight with me. If at any point I am low on health, I will use cure on myself to heal myself 2500 HP.

UNDO ALL.

-Heal
-Anti-Summon/Teleport shield
-Attempt to get self-Resurrection and distant resurrection
-Force anyone inside the territory to leave
-Learn: Self-Resurrection, Distant Resurrection, Distant Heal, Water Jet Cutter (search it up if you don't know it),  Erosion, and Quicksilver( aka Mercury)

Ask away, Sniper.

-Pray to the Titans for them to give up one of themselves as my pet and loyal follower.

What about me, Flash? D:

Jazz, is it true that you have armed a nuclear weapon on Interguild Island?
If so, what are your intentions with said nuke?

EDIT:
Btw, that "issue a summons" didn't mean a magical one. I meant a legal one, like a subpena, except you can choose not to show up without committing a crime. It just makes the courts and cops cranky.

Another cold war?

We must make nukes of our own!

-Research how to make a nuke.
-Attempt to mine and refine needed materials.

>Make a campfire far away from the trees, cook rabbits and eat for breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.

I find some poisenes fruit and make a sword called the Persian Persauder. I then rub the fruit all over it to make it poisoned. I find some ammo packs but as all ammo is health when using the Persian Persuader I gain health.

it's not Kosher

I intend to either kill Yaya or to make a nuclear power plant.  

Jazz you'll be dead by next turn, lol. I highly doubt you'll kill yaya~

Actually, at least in the UK, it is illegal not to show up if you have been subpoenaed.  

Note the reason my pigs can't die -_-