Nevermind, I just didn't want my guinea pigs away from me. Flash said I can get 10 back if i make the GPP spell less powerful, so...

Guinea Pig Power: Gives a further +3 to guinea pigs roll for that turn, 3 Turn cooldown? (In battle) and one or two updates cool down? (out of battle)

Yuggy

Action 1 (No roll) - You have obtained a Paintball Gun, Cat o' Nine Tails and a Acid-Spitting Gun.
Action 2 (2 + 1 = 3) - The guinea pigs are persuaded to join the other rebellious guinea pigs. You loose another 3 guinea pigs.
Action 3 (10) - You gain the spells Shock Wave and Lightning Storm.
Action 4 (3) - The potion explodes, dealing 500 damage.
Action 5 (No roll) - You summon him to you.

Battle!

Yuggy blasts Tanky Berserker with 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 damage, with 500 bonus fire damage (3 + 2 = 5).
Shavey Dave fires the Liberty Launcher, dealing 2400 damage (8).
Bmwsu slashes Tanky Berserker, dealing 1800 damage, with 300 Bonus Bleed damage a turn (6).

Total Damage: 7100
Tanky Berserker End HP: 2900

Tanky Berserker has halved his HP, doubling his damage!
Tanky Berserker crushes Shavey Dave and Bmwsu with Two-Finger Death Punch, dealing 20,000 damage (10).

Shavey Dave and Bmwsu have fled!

Yuggy blasts Tanky Berserker with 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 damage (7).

Tanky Berserker has been defeated!

He dropped:

Buzzsaw
Berserker Spell Tome
Tank Spell Tome
Lazarus Grenade

Secret Action (9 + 3 = 12) - You attack Soccerboy.

Yuggy blasts Tanky Berserker with 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 damage, with 500 bonus fire damage.
7 Guinea Pigs bite Soccerboy, dealing 2100 damage (9 + 1 = 10).

Soccerboy is dead!

He dropped:

Empty Capri Sun Juicebox, Diving Helmet, Flippers, Wetsuit, Diving Apparatus, Steel Javelin, 500 HP Medicine

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (9) - You start to build the blimp. One more turn until it is completed.
Action 2 (No roll w/ Action) - You finish the handle. Piggy Piggy is pleased with his new acquisition.

Yaya

Action 1 (9) - The guinea pigs are pleased with your offering, and give you an offer of trade relations, and safe refuge in their settlement if needed.
Action 2 (6) - You find a small bit of the popped balloon.
Action 3 (&) - You get a blueprint for the blimp.

Sniper

Action 1 (7) - You place the landmines everywhere. Should help stopping enemies.
Action 2 (7) - You build the robotics lab, and it equip it sufficiently.
Action 3 (9) - One more turn to finish!
Action 4 (1) - You trip over in your crafting room onto your hegner saw, dealing 5000 damage.

Typho

Action 1 (No roll) - You heal yourself.
Action 2 (6) - The shafow gods say they won't damage you this time. How unusually friendly of them.
Action 3 (10) - You learn the spell Conceal.

Shos

Action 1 (3 + 1 = 4) - Despite your language skills, the guinea throw you out of their settlement. Fortunately, Yaya already managed to think up a trade agreement for your alliance.
Action 2 (No roll) - The Death Star is finished. It has 45,000/45,000 HP.
Action 3 (No roll) - You summon Zombie Santa (Impersonator) and Zombie Spiderman (Impersonator).

Bmwsu

Action 1 (No roll w/ Action) - You finish the radiation-proofing.
Action 2 (No roll w/ Action) - You finish the reactor.
Action 3 (No roll w/ Action) - 6 turns left.
Action 4 (4) - A test tube full of acid goes over you, dealing 100 damage.

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Yuggy

Current Health: 20,700/20,700
Items in Hand: Infected Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 7 Guinea Pigs, 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Magical Guinea Pig, Emerald, Cauldron, Flamethrower, Flameproof Radioactive Suit, Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned), Basic Shovel, Basic Pickaxe, Broken raft and a Single Paddle, Grass Bandaid, Crude Axe, Paintball Gun, Cat o' Nine Tails, Acid-Spitting Gun, Empty Capri Sun Juicebox, Diving Helmet, Flippers, Wetsuit, Diving Apparatus, Steel Javelin, 500 HP Medicine
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Electrical stun, Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead Misc Spells: Group Cure, Cure, Mr. Mangetout, Change Element, Advanced Ambush, Resurrect Guinea Pig

Sniper

Current Health: 13,000/13,500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Christmas Lights, Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200), Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment, Golden Mug of Coffee, Russian Survival Kit, 'Everything You Need to Know About the World', Energy Shield (30,000/30,000 HP), Nuke , Landmines
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly, Misc Spells: Heal Other, Super Cop (+1 to all rolls to do with Policing), Gunslinger, Geographic Knowledge (No roll on movement turns), Bulletproof

Yaya

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Flashbangs, Sofa, Magical Conch, Dirty Toilet Brush, Loo Roll, Bottle of Bleach, a radio, a pair of shoes, a shredder, a large printer, an empty bottle of milk, Solar Powered Double-Edged Wind Turbine Sword
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons) Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead, Blind, Regeneration

Shavey Dave

Current Health: 1/15,000
Items on Hand: Raw Pork, Piggypiggy (3500/3500 HP), Kritzkrieg, Persian Persuader, Cooked Pork, Barb-tailed Kebbit, Red Chinchompas, Liberty Launcher, Pig-Sized Persian Persuader
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy, Best coffee evar!

Typho

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items on Hand: None
Effects: Explosive Spells (Magical Homing Missile, Magical Stickybomb, Magical Mine), Misc Spells (Cure), Shadow Spells (Conceal)

Shos

Current Health: 8,500/10,500
Items on Hand: Empty Mug of Green Tea x2, Far too many Zombies to count, Spaceship Blueprint, A tonne of duct tape, Crude Stone Pickaxe, Amethyst, Some Coal, Lead, Nuke, Fire Strike Spell Tome, Death Star (45,000/45,000)
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Improve Ambush, Shadow Cure Novice - Vengeance of Umbra, Conceal, Summon Werewold, Adept - Summon Potent Undead), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL, Misc Spells - Home Teleport

New: Colonies

From now on, I will be controlling any colonies, and entering in their actions.

Current Colonies:

Nordic Dwarven Tribe
Rebel Guinea Pig Tribe

Results will be with next turn update.

Nordic Dwarven Tribe

Action 1 - Send Miner Dwarves to look for any ancient remains nearby.
Action 2 - Use minerals to equip Dwarven Warriors with Enchanted Maces.
Action 3 - Dwarven Mage is to learn the spell 'Find Minerals'.
Action 4 - Build stone walls around undergroup settlement.
Action 5 - Teach Typho Dwarven Language.

Rebel Guinea Pig Tribe

Action 1 - Offer a truce with Yuggy, in exchange for 5 fighter guinea pigs to help him.
Action 2 - Build a huge statue of the Guinea Pig god in the town square.
Action 3 - Begin to farm vegetables such as cabbages and carrots.
Action 4 - Offer to exchange Yaya's Sofa for 2 Reclaimed Metal.
Action 5 - Begin to attract more guinea pigs to the colony.

1. Use GPP to gain back my 13 guinea pigs but accept the truce and trade relations and let the colony live on. (+4 to roll total)

Take all tanky's drops for now, and I'll learn Tank this turn.

Offer Guinea pig tribe alliance on the conditions that I will help raise their number and they will aid me however they can.

2. Learn Blood spells
3. Learn Air spells
4. Learn Ice spells

Shavey and Bmwsu will heal to full at my hospital.

Can you tell me what Tanky Beserker's weapons are like and the new ones I crafted (or add them to front) so I can decide what to do with them?

How is that going to work? You are taking away all the guinea pigs from it?

I assume it's grown in number by that time, so leave the new ones for the colony. They can have my guinea pigs as backups and helpers if they accept my alliance.

-Learn the powers of Olympus, in the form of convenient spells for mortals.

-Work on nuke.

-Learn Item Duplicate spell.

-Sleep in bed to replenish health.

-Learn Permanent Health Increase spell.

I accept the Guinea Pigs' trade.

-Attempt to make Muffled Boots of Eternal Ghetto-Stomping by combining my shoes, some glass shards, and the burnt bits of rucksack (you know fabric makes things quieter./justification).
-Attempt to kill Shavey with my sword.
-If I succeed, take all his stuff, including his corpse.
-If anything goes wrong, throw a flashbang and run.

-Heal at hospital
-finish doughnut shop
-activate alert system; someone stole my nuke.
-begin upgrading my energy sheild

Yaya, you do realise you only have 3000 health against Shavey's 10,000+?

Isn't his health currently at 1? Or is that just because he's unconscious or something?
Whether I'm right or not, I would like to take this time to undo that action and the ones relating to it. Don't judge me.
...

You are right. Return your action of you wish.

Neat!

No roll: Take the buzz saw and Beserker spell time for now so if Shavey dies I still have them rather than Yaya.

-Learn Summon Minor Undead
-Learn Air Spell(s)
-Raise Max. Health
-Ask the dwarves if they could give me a shovel

Hopefully this doesn't count as a roll but I agree to learning the Dwarven language

is there a reason for my death...? i have no mention in the past pages.

if i'm randomly about to die, i feel like i would have some sort of reason why.

Please... Just read. Unless you are asking why Yuggy killed you - If that is case, ask him, not me.

sorry, should have reworded that...

i had 3000/3000 hp last time...

last time i checked, 3000 - 2100 =/= 0

People like you are starting to really annoy me. Just read, for god's sake. The guinea pigs killed you.

if you had READ what i said, maybe you wouldn't be annoyed.

Apologies, I absolutely swear I put the guinea pig hit in there... Whatever, you are still dead, just rolled the dice, they got an 8.
Edit: Wrong again, I just forgot to swap the name to yours on the first hit. Use your brain, it obviously wasn't directed at a dead guy.

Are you even reading what I'm saying?

ok.
i had 3000 hp.

then in your post it says: 7 Guinea Pigs bite Soccerboy, dealing 2100 damage (9 + 1 = 10).

so 3000 hp.
i lose 2100.
shouldn't i now have 900 hp?

'Yuggy blasts Tanky Berserker [should say Soccerboy] with 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 damage, with 500 bonus fire damage.
7 Guinea Pigs bite Soccerboy, dealing 2100 damage (9 + 1 = 10).'

If you are stupid enough not to know how to add 2100 + 2100... The Interguild is not for you.

this is how in my mind it works.

read:



i was assuming that you had just added this very similar detail again.


You started with Yuggy's name in bold.
all his details are below, unbolded.

the format changes throughout your post, which is very confusing.

i read:


which was underneath the "Soccerboy is dead!" part.



i don't understand how you can call me stupid for YOUR TYPO.
i'm done.

gl to all. if guyguy doesn't mess you up.