Sound like a plan. He is not on full health, but if my rocket launcher doesn't one hit him (which it should) my MGP and guinea pigs will finish him. What a shame. Rocket guy killed by a rocket.

Now time for a turn update please!

Lol, I love this alliance. With almighty King Yuggy we shall crush little rocketfly!

How do you become a magician?

Either read a tome, don't know how to get those though. (we got them from the witch doctor)

Or like I did for my electrical powers, pray to your chosen power's god and hope for a good role!

-I dig several canals, flooding the area near the river and everyone there as well.
-I escape from my flood

I UNDO nuke give, instead I make a bulletproof storage room with a lock and put all my duct tape in it.

-Attempt to complete Isengard-like tower successfully.
-Create diamond armor.
-Create a safe safe for all my important stuff, and if successful, I stash all that I got from the Battle of EPIC Proportions.
COMBINE ITEMS!  I break my glass bottle with my log before sticking the shards into the log.
-Tame piranhas in the river.

If possible, use my Distant Revive to resurrect Jellsprout.

-Fireheal myself.
-Search the island for useful debris.
-Dig down and see if Harumbai's labyrinth reaches this island (if it does, I do not wish to enter yet)

>Take chocolate eggs from Easter Bunny
>Go onto the ground and stealthily hunt for wild animals to eat

Oh and when the Easter bunny comes and sees the amazing sign I put up, I will ask him for some more MGP eggs...

dig a hole underneath the island and hide in it

Quirvy

Action 1 (9) - You build a nuclear fallout shelter with food and water supplies. You also build yourself a lift down into it from every building in the base. There looks like there is enough space for up to five people.

Shos

Action 1 (No roll) - You arrive in Harumbai's labyrinth, and immediately get warmly greeted by Ahwinehai, Harumbai and Spatulas, who immediately asks if you 'pwned' Yuggy.
Action 2 (No roll) - You summon Einstein, Newton, Galileo and Aristotle because you wanted to have an intelligent conversation about, physics, maths and philosophy. Spatulas is also keen to join in with the conversation, and you soon realise how intelligent he is!
Action 3 (-) - You cannot just create a nuke from thin air.

Harumbai

Action 1 (9) - You prepare some medicine from herbs in your garden, and give it to Shos in the form of Green Tea. He drinks it quickly, and is fully healed, and gets his health boosted by 500.
Action 2 (1) - You manage to cut your finger while in the poison garden, and some of the poisons infects your bloodstream, damaging you 1500.
Action 3 (4) - The diving board snaps whilst doing your first dive, and you bash your leg on the side of the pool, hitting 100.

Cedric

Current Health: 1970/3000
Items on hand: Broken raft and a single paddle, grass bandaid, Crude Axe
Effects: Bleeding (Minor, -10, temporarily cured, 5 turns), Hidden, Protection from the cold

Yuggy

Action 1 (No roll) - You drink the two potions, increasing your health by 1500.
Action 2 (No roll) - You heal yourself to full HP at the hospital.
Action 3 (No roll) - You learn the spell 'Cure', and take the Emerald and Cauldron, and any leftovers.
Action 4 (1) - You think you do a good job at hiding the tomes. Bmwsu disagrees.
Action 5 (1 + 1 = 2) - Three of your guinea pigs run away, but not before biting you and dealing 100 damage.
Action 6 (3) - Some of the planks of the bridge snap off, making it unusable.
Action 7 (No roll) - Alliance offer sent.
Action 8 (9) - You build a large shelter underneath the mansion. You take a few of the gaming computers and one of the TVs down from the games room, not that they'd work in a nuclear war.

Jazz

Action 1 (4) - You manage to lock yourself in the huge room. Oh well, at least the nuke is safe.
Action 2 (5) - You fail to learn Resurrect, but succeed at learning Typhoon.
Action 3 (-) - Action skipped.
Action 4 (No roll) - You heal yourself to full HP. You fail at healing Shos because he is too far away.
Action 5 (8) - You build large, spiked walls with skulls with steaks sticking through them to scare away others.

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (No roll) - You learn Tsunami.
Action 2 (10) - You build a huge blimp with the banner displaying your coat of arms. You place your cabin at the bottom, and put turrets, bombs, homing missiles and cannons on it.

Rocketguy

Action 1 (1) - You follow Yuggy hoping to learn some new spells. Unfortunately he hears you following him, and casts Wrath of Thor at you, dealing 3000 damage, killing you.

Cedric

Action 1 (6) - You make yourself a crude axe.
Action 2 (2) - You find a pool of toxic waste. Since this looks so clean, you think its a good idea to wash in it. You get damaged 1000.

Krotomo

Action 1 (10) - You successfully flood the entire area, destroying your fields. Unfortunately, no-one was nearby, so no-one got damaged.
Action 2 (5) - You just about escape from your flood in the nick of time.

Bmwsu

Action 1 (7) - You complete the Isengard tower. It looks beautiful.
Action 2 (1) - You drop the hammer on your feet whilst creating the armour, damaging you 700. That must have been a heavy hammer!
Action 3 (5) - You build a safe, and store all your items in it.
Action 4 (-) - You create a Glass Studded Plank, and you did not choose to take anything from the fight.
Action 5 (1) - The piranhas are not very friendly, and damage you 1500.

Bmwsu is unconcious.

Yaya

Action 1 (No roll) - You heal yourself 2500.
Action 2 (Random) - You find some scented candles, a sofa and magical conch (Jellsprout, it was there all along!).
Action 3 (10) - It reaches your island, and you find an easy way to get to it, guaranteed not to damage you.

Silver

Action 1 (-) - The easter bunny hasn't arrived yet!
Action 2 (6) - You catch and kill two squirrels and a rabbit.

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Shavey Dave

Current Health: 4500/4500
Items on Hand: Medi-Potions, Raw Pork, Piggypiggy, Blimp
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy

Jazz

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items on hand: A tonne of duct tape, crude stone pickaxe, amethyst, some coal, lead, nuke , Inferno Golem (2000/2000 HP)
Effects: Water Magic - Basic: Water Blast, Water Shield, Novice- Tsunami, Water Heal, Apprentice- Typhoon, Well Rested

Quirvy

Current Health: 3100/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera, Chinook Helicopter
Effects: Protection from the cold

Bmwsu

Current Health: 1/3200
Items in Hand: Imaginary Nukes, Iron Arrows, Iron Sword, Iron Bow, Crude Pickaxe, Glass Studded Wooden Plank
Effects: Super Sexy

Harumbai

Current Health: 1400/3000
Items in Hand: Ahwinehai the Giant Hamster (5000/5000 HP), Spatulas (12,000/12,000 HP)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Speed Increase, Clean, Teleportation

Shos

Current Health: 4500/4500
Items on Hand: Empty Mug of Green Tea, Zombie Einstein, Newton, Galileo and Aristotle
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Novice - Vengeance of Umbra), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL

Yaya

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Scented Candles, Sofa, Magical Conch
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons)

Silver

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon, 2x Raw Squirrel, Raw Rabbit
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Friend of the Forest Monkey Ninjas, Enhanced Fists (Fists do 1000 damage)

Krotomo

Current Health: 2890/3000
Items in Hand: Wheat, Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned)
Effects: Hidden in the Forest

Yuggy

Current Health: 5700/5700
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 10 Guinea Pigs, Festive Rocket Launcher (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Pyro's Outfit, Magical Guinea Pig Egg, Emerald, Cauldron, Other Stuff from Drop since people are stupid
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Misc Spells: Cure

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Too late Rocketguy.

--summon 4 more physicists.(no roll)
1. teach my fellow physicists all the spells and languages I know as much as they can.
2. Heal harumbai and support him.
--Discuss with everybody the fact that with our world of physics such magiks can exist.(no roll)
3-5 coming soon

Should I assume that this was impossible?

I train Piggypiggy to fight. I then make a huge sword and dip it in the volcano before I leave. I give the lava sword to BMW.

I drink all 8 remaining health potions as no-one took them. (no roll)

1. Chase after my three pigs that ran and attempt to win them back. (roll gets +1 since it involves GPs)

2. Continue to tame + train GPs (hopefully with more success!) (roll gets +1 since it involves GPs)

3. Attempt to build a hospital within Bmwsu's mansion's walls as an easy way for anyone in my alliance to heal to full health.

4. Pray to Thor again, in hope of new powers.

Use cure on BMWSU to revive him.

5. Combine all leftover weapons and items from the battle (minus the green potion which I shall keep) into scrap/waste then reclaimed then refined then as many new weps as possible. Will edit in the exact amount in a little bit.

Ok so I get in total 4 reclaimed (12 weps), 4 scrap (12 items) and 1 leftover weapon. So I will get 1 x misc and 1 x weapon, and I'll keep the bow of inferno for crafting purposes.

I will combine the inferno bow with my festive rocket launcher (grenade launcher attachment) to make a Yuggy's rocket launcher of inferno (with grenade launcher attachment) Mwahahaha! EVEN moar powerful!!! (No roll)

Revive is used when someone is unconscious, not dead.

Wow, I missed a lot. So when is the easter bunny coming? Will he be my friend now?

-(1)Build Interguild Island Jail
-(2)Build Town Hall
-(3)Build District 13 Police Station
-(4)Build Courthouse
-(5)Read any magic tomes that are left over from the epic fight.

Note that these buildings should be right next to each other, with a reasonable amount of space, but so that you can easily walk from one to another.

Also
-Take microphone from dead MJ.

Sniper, you need to pick one specific tome to read.

Yeah, I said for now everyone should only take one tome each...

Oh sorry, I thought everyone else had.
I'll try to find which ones are left.....

The cure, tsunami and distant revive have been taken, leaving other heal, shadow barrage and summon minor undead.

Ok, here's the total list of things I want:
Not-So Johnny's Chainsaw of Banishment
Mug of Coffee
Mysterious Green Liquid
Golden Goblet
Heal Other Spell Tome
Map
Jungle Survival Kit
Tiki Mask
Poisoned Spear x2
Vodka
'Every Language in the World for Dummies'

I'll take however much of this that people are ok with. It just seemed like no one wanted anything, so I thought I might as well.

Then -(5)Read Heal Other Spell Tome

And some no rolls:
-Combine Poisoned Spear x2 with Not-So Johnny's Chainsaw of Banishment to form Sniper's Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment.
-Combine Golden Goblet with Mug of Coffee to form Golden Mug of Coffee.
-Combine Jungle Survival Kit with Vodka to form Russian Survival Kit.
-Combine Tiki Mask with Golden Helm of Frenchness to form Sniper's Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness
-Combine Map with 'Every Language in the World for Dummies' to form 'Everything You Need to Know About the Wrold'
Ahhhh.....

Hey, wait a second, how does "Give nuke to Isa" result in jazz locking himself in a huge room?

Well at least now my fallout shelter might come in handy.

Move into fallout shelter.

Hey, maybe we should try to have negotiations with jazz to get him to disarm/disassemble the nuke or something like that.