Firstly, I allow Sniper and friends into my complex in the spirit of Christmas, because he and Isa sure do look like they could use some help. I guess I also allow Yuggy into the complex, despite him looking very healthy.

Secondly, I decline Jazz' alliance request, as I am too busy being neutral towards everyone and maintaining my awesome complex to risk getting involved with the negative Karma Chameleon, because Jazz thought it would be funny to poke it with a stick.

I also decline Yuggy's alliance request for similar reasons.

Anyways, sneak into secret part of hospital while my guests aren't looking, and perform crazy experiments on myself with the intent of raising my health levels.

'HOHOHO! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE... Well actually only to Yuggy and Sniper...

Yuggy has received a Festive Rocket Launcher, a Broken Monitor and a Blue Partyhat.

Sniper has received some Throwing Knives, an Extremely heavy Stocking and a Golden Helmet with a Glow Effect.

All other players have received 1 coal.

I decline Jazz's alliance. I wish to dig into the mountainside in search of some oil while still remaining unnoticed.

I accept the alliance formed by Yuggy and Sniper as everything else would be ungrateful. I decline Jazz's alliance in order to stay friendly with Quirvy, who helped me out in a tight spot by allowing me to enter his hospital.

(btw, I laughed so much at Michael Jackson being summoned)

I try to convince my crew that Yaya is a dangerous individual who we cannot count on, who therefore must be eliminated. This means that we should go on a quest to find him and swiftly neutralize him.  

>I decline the alliance and eat the carrier pigeon for food. I'll be working on my own for now.

>Make a knife out of an olive branch and a scrap of metal found in one of the treehouses.

I decline Jazz's alliance, and I wish to ally Jellsprout. I take him to the witch doctor and act as a translator - I give him Jellsprout and Jellsprout's hand, and ask if this can be repaired.

Now, after the fight, I go back to the village's side and start constructing a net made from rolled leaves etc, marking a tennis court on the sand, hoping to get a net and later build another racket, and play. I ask michael jackson if he wants to sing at the opening of the tennis court.

I read the tome dropped by umbra and study the spell thoroughly.

I give the skull to the tribe leader and ask him for guidance/help.

I do whatever is done with the pamphlets ( what the hell are pamphlets? /idiot in ingleasch)

I show the tribesman the coal and explain to them how it can be used with fire. I ask them if they also pursue Fire magiks.

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seriously lol @ the Michael Jackson revival XDD this game is fun XD

I decline Jazz's alliance request.

I would like to ask for an alliance request with Quirvy.
Also, in exchange for my underwater camera, would you fill my empty capri sun juice box with healing medicine capable of 500hp?

I accept alliances with anyone, on the condition that they accept my leadership, won't steal the conch I will eventually find and don't set the island on fire or worship any pigheads or something crazy like that.
I also reject to be reunited with my hand.

-Instead I ask the witch doctor if he can resurrect my hand so I can go adventuring with it.

Poor jazz, no one wants to be allies with him.

Decline, again, for the same generic reason: I am too busy being neutral towards everyone and maintaining my awesome complex to risk getting involved with the negative Karma Chameleon, because potential ally thought it would be funny to poke it with a stick.  And sure, but you and I are out of range currently so you'll have to do that exchange whenever you're in town(you're probably somewhere under the frozen sea, I'm probably in some secret lab inside of the hospital)

Also, I assume soccerboy got that from the dead diver dude? Flash never actually mentioned where he got it, or what purpose it serves.

All items can be used to improve items in crafting.  And yes, he got it from the diver.

'Spatulas' has appeared on the island with 8000/8000 HP! NOTE: Plauers can fight with eachother to bring down bosses.

Obviously my whale and shark need a place to breathe, so I command them to take me ashore to exchange with Quirvy.

Day 101 of world domination.
This is my second day on this infernal island.  God denied me blowing up the island with my "imaginary" nukes.  I'll show him.  The asylum obviously isn't coming back to pick me up.  I should probably look at finding food and water.  I'm getting pretty hungry.  I think I saw a pig, but I'm not sure.  Anyway, I have a piece of coal, graciously dropped on my head by some flying *******.  I should use that...

I decline Jazz's Alliance Request, and eat the Carrier Pidgeon to tick him off.

-Chew down a couple of trees for fire and building materials and voodoo dolls of everybody else.  Make a house, complete with hot tub.  Once I make the house, start a mine underneath it and use the resources gathered to make a sword and bow and arrows for self-defense.

Politely decline alliances at this point and Ahwinehai and I will dig a labyrinth under the ground where we can retreat to if we are in danger.

-Go mining for lead, uranium, thorium and radium ores, attempt to learn Tsunami (water attack), summon fire golem somewhere on the island. I also attempt special move 'Heal' (water move). Attempt to learn Water Shield. Attempt to learn 'Rig' (increases dice roll)... Attempt to build a village on the beach, and underground shelters. Resend alliance request with pigeon, cover letter with urushiol, and poison pigeon.
Also, I think that when someone dies, they should respawn sans items.

I find a small mine entrance called "...Imperio!" and seal it up with petrified wood.

Sorry for joining so late.

-I'll make a farm using the river for fresh water and irrigation.
-Then I'll use what I farmed to make something sharp to kill people.

I object to the mod's reasoning on my last roll. Quirvy upset the Jungle spirits. I was praying to the Earth spirits.

-Tend to my wounds in Quirvy's hospital
-Help Yuggy and Isa heal, if I can
-Decline Jazz's alliance offer
-Accept Yuggy/Isa's alliance offer
-Practice with my throwing knives
-Pray to the earth gods to smack around the earth spirits so that they will remove their curse
-Call on the earth spirits to give me my rock dome and sniper rifle, damnit.

Standby for edits. Doing item stuff.

Wear my Blue Barret of Frenchness under my Golden Helm of Glow.

Open my stocking to see what's inside that makes it so heavy.
If nothing, find rocks to put in it to use it as a weapon.

Is there any limit to how many actions we can attempt in one turn? I just realized I maybe should be taking advantage of this, but I don't find it very practical because if your actions rely on eachother's success, it could cause a domino effect if you get a bad role. I'm probably overthinking this, actually.

Indeed, I expect things to go wrong somewhere in my attempts, but I leave the burden of reconciling the order to the mod. You're welcome, hehehe.
Also,
-Recite my poem before confronting the earth spirits

And yaya was shot in the knee. That kinda screws up your movement speed. Which is why I was going to take him to the hospital. Poor guy. Also, I think my 9 should have beat his 8. Just saying. Psht.

I have an idea. For each move, you have energy, like in those stupid facebook zynga games. You get one energy every 4 hours.

what games are you playin? they have loads of bulls, I only play their poker lol. Can we have another picture update?

Quirvy

6 - Minor Success!

You permanently increase your HP by 400. You walk out with fried hair and crazy red eyes, but you don't care. It's so worth it for extra HP.

Yuggy

Action 1 (6) - You begin to train your Guinea Pigs until they can actually aid you in attacks. You also rename them to Rex and Mojo. You attract three more Guinea Pigs to your furry army, and name them Will, Karl and Marcus. Each Guinea Pig you attract will increase attack damage by 100 and add to health by 100. Their current health is 500/500.
Action 2 (7) - You plant your carrot and manage to grow hundreds of eyesight boosting super-carrots. Each time you feed your Guinea Pigs a carrot, they will be fully healed. All actions involving Guinea Pigs (Including attacks) will now have 1 added to its roll.
Action 3 (4) - You find some diamond, but find that it shatters on your way out of the cave, damaging you 100.
Action 4 (5) - You build an ordinary house with an ordinary amount of space, and you leave your Guinea Pigs safe inside there for now.

Battle!

Yuggy attacks Karma Chameleon with Festive Rocket Launcher, dealing 2000 damage (3).

Karma Chameleon End HP: 4000

Karma Chameleon attacks Yuggy with a Grenade Launcher of Negativity, dealing 1700 damage (4).

Yuggy End HP: 2300

Yuggy's Guinea Pigs escape from their house to help their master, and deal 500 damage (5+1 = 6).
Yuggy attacks Karma Chameleon with Broken Monitor, dealing 800 damage, with 50 bonus bleed damage a turn (4).

Karma Chameleon End HP: 2650

Karma Chameleon attacks Yuggy with Techincoloured Daggers of Cruor, dealing 500 damage and healing him 100 damage.

Yuggy End HP: 1800
Karma Chameleon End HP: 2750

Yuggy attacks Karma Chameleon with Festive Rocket Launcher, dealing 2000 damage (8).
Yuggy's Guinea Pigs attack Karma Chameleon, dealing 1000 damage (9+1 = 10, Critical!).

Karma Chameleon has been defeated!

He dropped:

- Grenade Launcher of Negativity
- Technicoloured Daggers of Cruor
- Chunks of Diamond (What a coincidence!)

Action 5 (No roll) - You have been fully healed and have had your health permanently increased to 3500. Your Guinea Pigs have returned to their shelter.

Yaya

7 - Slightly less minor success!

You succeed at hiding for now, and find a large oil well in the middle of the mountain. Yaya cannot be attacked during this action.

Isa

10 - PWN

You, Sniper, Yuggy and his Guinea Pigs all set off on a hunt to murder Yaya. Although you cannot find him this turn, you're sure you'll be able to find him soon enough.

Silver

8 - Major Success!

You pluck the pigeon, roast it and eat it. You make an amazing knife out of the olive branch and metal, and you name it 'The Facestabber'. A beautiful and sharp knife it is.

Shos

Action 1 (2) - The witchdoctor attempts to cast a spell to reanimate it, but instead it explodes into bits of gore. The witchdoctor apologises for his failure, and says he will attempt to create an artificial one.
Action 2 (8) - You build the net and mark out the lines. Micheal Jackson is more than willing to sing at the opening of the courts, since he missed his last concert due to him dying.
Action 3 (No roll) - You learn the spell 'Vengeance of Umbra'.
Action 4 (2) - The leader throws you out, saying that the skull is not pure and clean like normal, natural skulls, instead that it is full of evil and darkness.
Action 5 (No roll) - You rip the pamphlets in half. Who needs World Peace?
Action 6 (No roll) - You give the coal to the villagers. They say that the only person who knows magic in the village is the Witchdoctor.

Jellsprout

Action cannot take place.

Soccerboy

No roll required

You trade the underwater camera for some medicine.

Bmwsu

Action 1 (9) - You make a huge mansion in the middle of nowhere. You begin to relax in your hot tub.
Acton 2 (5) - You find some iron ore, which you smelt and make an iron sword and some iron arrows. You make a basic bow out of the wood.

Harumbai

10 - PWN

You manage to build a maze spanning the entire island, which only you and Ahwinehai can use.

Harumbai can now teleport anywhere on the island.

Jazz

Action 1 (8) - You find some uranium and some lead. hdear:
Action 2 (8) - You successfully learn not only the spell Tsunami, but also Water Blast, Water Shield and Water Heal (Cures fire damage, and heals 300).
Action 3 (4) - You fail at learning Rig, and I punch you in the jaw real bad for trying to cheat, damaging you for 500 damage.
Action 5 (5) - You build a tiny village with 3 huts in it. Hooray. you also build some tunnels underground, but you're pretty sure they're gonna collapse soon.

Darvince

5 - That went okay I guess

You cover the cave with some wood. The planks scream in terror at being put in such close proximity to death, explosions and arrows, but you continue on unaffected.

Krotomo

Action 1 (7) - You build a farm on rich fertile soil, and begin growing wheat and poison crimsonberries.
Action 2 (3) - You fail to see any weapons you could possibly create out of wheat and poison crimsonberries.

Sniper

Action 1 (7) - You fully heal yourself, and increase your maximum HP to 3300.
Action 2 (9) - You increase Yuggy and Isa's maximum health by a further 100 HP.
Action 3 (6) - You increase the base damage on your throwing knives by 200.
Action 5 (1) - The earth spirits think your poem is crap, and drop a rock on your head, damaging you by 200.
Action 4 (1-1 = 0) - The earth spirits further curse you by reducing the rolls to do with nature by 2.
Action 5 (-) - Action skipped.
Action 6 (No roll) - You combine your Blue Beret of Frenchness with your Golden Helmet of Glow to make a Glowing-Golden Beret of Frenchness.
Action 7 (No roll) - You find a huge block of lead inside, and you carry on using it as a weapon as it was intended as a weapon in the first place (Use the weapon index!).

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Jellsprout

Current Health: 3300/3500
Items on Hand: 2 Shattered conches, Jellsprout's thumb
Effects: None

Shos

Current Health: 4000/4000
Items on Hand: 'Every Language in the World for Dummies', Poisoned Spear, Glue Stick, Tennis Racket, Mug of Coffee, Coffee Beans, Not-So Johnny's Chainsaw of Banishment, Mug of Amazing Coffee, Glaring Skull, Ripped World Peace Pamphlets, Bits of Gore
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Medium - Vengeance of Umbra)

Quirvy

Current Health: 3400/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera
Effects: Protection from the cold

Yaya

Current Health: 1965/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood

Isa

Current Health: 3100/3100
Items in Hand: None
Effects: Protection from the cold

Yuggy

Current Health: 3600/3600
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 5 Guinea Pigs, Grenade Launcher of Negativity, Technicoloured Daggers of Cruor, Chunks of Diamond, Festive Rocket Launcher, Broken Monitor, Blue Partyhat
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs)

Sniper

Current Health: 2800/3300
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Broken Christmas Lights, Glowing-Golden Beret of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter), The Cop, Friendly, Greater Curse of the Earth Spirits (-2 on all rolls involving nature

Jazz

Current Health: 2380/3000
Items on hand: A tonne of duct tape, crude stone pickaxe, amethyst, some coal, a little uranium, lead
Effects: Water Magic - Basic: Water Blast, Water Shield, Medium: Tsunami, Water Heal, Well Rested

Silver

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested

Krotomo

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items in Hand: Poison Crimsonberries, Wheat
Effects: None

Darvince

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items in Hand: None
Effects: None

Harumbai

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items in Hand: Ahwinehai the Giant Hamster (5000/5000 hp)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Speed Increase, Clean, Teleportation

Bmwsu

Current Health: 3000
Items in Hand: Imaginary Nukes, Iron Arrows, Iron Sword, Iron Bow, Crude Pickaxe
Effects: None


                                                                    

My health should be 3600 rather than 3500, as sniper boosted my max HP by a further 100.

I combine my skull-crushing tree trunk with most of my diamond chunks to create a mega-powerful Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks.

I continue to build up my army, and training the GP's I have.

I eat a few of the super-carrots to boost my max health. I also offer them to Isa and sniper to boost theirs too.

I pray to the gods of electricity for some useful and powerful electrical abilities.

I attempt to further fortify my house.

If I am damaged I heal myself to full at the hospital, and then attack Spatulas with my pigs. First I will stun spatulas with my newly diamond studded tree trunk, then alternate between the rocket launcher and grenade launcher for maximum damage. Also because my guns are fire, and according to the wheel, fire owns metal (which spatulas is). After the battle, I will return to the hospital to be healed.

My pigs and I will willingly help find and destroy Yaya, with Isa and sniper.

I will put out a huge very impressive welcome message for the Easter bunny for a potential Easter present...

Once again, I will decline Jazz's alliance.

I will also try to build a very highly defended bridge across the two Islands that only lets me and my allies through.

After all this, if I am still damaged I will return to the hospital to be healed back to full.

My hand...

-Mug Shos of his pocket dictionary
--If succes: Ask the villagers if they know of any way to bring back my hand, no matter the cost.

-After this, no matter what happened, I escape the village and start a training montage in the wilds to increase my physical and magical capabilities.