So uh, attack Shos.

Also FlashMarsh, can you limit the amount of actions per round? Things like these:
...are just silly. Maximum of five actions per round please?

and next time don't post stuff in the chatbox, because I honestly wrote here before I read it, and now it seems like it's all gone
I did not copy the chatbox - I haven't said a word about the witch doctor lol, I only said that *I* will blind

Ok, I will redo the battle, since it was resolved before the rest of the turn. I'll believe you for now, and I do think you'll still lose.

well I just might lose of course. I did not consider Isa and sniper on the other hand together >< twas just a bunch of pigs and a superstrong yuggy, against acouple of dead guys, me, and villagers. I also expected to be hurt from jell, so I thought it was a do or die anyway. Jell cannot live this though~

I tried to lightly hint at my desire to have actions limited in this post, Isa:

Like you said that's a tad ridiculous. Call me a RPG noobie, but the only game I've played similar to this are the Neoquests and you can do ONE move in a turn in those.

Ok, 5 limit a turn, but I will not consider No rollers as actions.

true. I never played something like this before, but yaya has some insight here. on the contrary, you can do stuff like, 'try to ___. if you fail, try again' etc...that's cheating tho~ who asked for a +1 dice roll ability? XD

Jazz asked for it. I punished him for it.

-I destroy my wheat and berry farm and now plant trees
-I gather up sharp rocks good for chopping down the trees and making tools
-I use the wood from the trees to make weapons and tools

EDIT: Adding more...

-Craft poisoned weapons out of the berries

So are we supposed to give our battle plans.?

well, summon another dead guy and get as many villagers. then brute force attack on Jell till he's dead. then regroup, summon Yuggy's pamalia. blind him, and with the 2 deads, and villagers(and apparantly witch doctor lol) keep going. blind yuggy as much as I can, and otherwise cast other spells on whatever is alive.

(there's no plans for Isa dna sniper cuz I'm not supposed to know they'll be there too ><)

-Use Heal at the cost of Exhaustion.
-Reinforce tunnels, add village walls.
-Attempt to summon the Fire Golem again.
-Wear craft and wear lead armor covered with dirt
-Make Nuke

i decline the request.
i'd like to explore for another underwater cave.
after that, i'll go back to the original cave.

Battle plan:
Attack Shos with any weapons I currently have, possibly after combining them into one if possible.

-Attempt to calm the planks.
-Get +1 karma from an invisible hockey monster named Ottawa.
-Build a bridge at the river made out of cottonwood.
-On the other side, near Kro's fields, make a cotton farm.
-Attempt to summon the Fire Golem.

inb4 they all roll 1

I accept Yuggy's alliance request.  Would you like to move into my awesome mansion?

-Build a tower, like Isengard.

If I'm alive after my battle with Shos, take Yuggy to Isengard.
(and Sniper, but he's not as small)

I don't mind that, but I do require something for payment.
Wait, Yuggy is my ally.  He gets to live in my house, but Snipe I will do something to.

>Go to the tallest tree and reside in the treehouse there, far away from all the bloodshed going on.
>Meet the Forest Monkey Ninjas and learn the ways of the trees.
>Decline all alliance offers and eat any carrier pigeons that came with the messages.

Is the Easter Bunny still around?

So under the new action limit rules, my turn looks like this:

-(0)Send Jazz's pigeon back with offer of trade relations. (No roll)

-(1)Gently remind the fire spirits that I sacrificed my hut to them.
-(2)Ask the fire spirits to reason with the earth spirits for me.
-(3)If the fire spirits can't convince the earth spirits to calm down, declare the earth spirits criminals and put out a warrant for their arrest. Charge: Assaulting a Police Officer (via magic)
-(4)Make tools and basic machines (crane w/ pulley, roller logs, etc) for moving large rocks at the base of the mountain.
-(5)Build a small rabbit nest area for the easter bunny to take a rest after a long day of handing out eggs, complete with a little house and AC.

I assume that since I'm not the one initiating combat that I don't count that in my action count.
For the battle, can I grab yuggy's super cannon if he is stunned?
Otherwise, just keep using the daggers on shos, if I'm not allowed to use my helm to stun/blind.

Battle plan:

Build up defences around my castle walls and heal myself ready for battle. Train up a pig and tweak my lava cannon so that it won't set my house on fire. Once I have become powerful I'll try and ally with Yuggy, Sniper, Isa and BMW as they are the group to be in.

I think it's a bit unfair you tell me I win, then redo the fight??!!



I accept Shavey's alliance and will pull him and BMWSU in to help defeat Shos, although I'll give them a better weapon first.

I temporarilly give Shavey my spatula of doom and doughy spatula of slightly less doom.

I temporarily give my huge log of crushing skulls and slicing to BMWSU

I need these weapons returned after the battle.

I also give both Shavey and BMWSU a super-carrot to raise their max health.

They will now fight along side me, MGP, my GPs, sniper and Isa. And I managed to win before I had an extra two people with powerful weapons lent to them.

Thanks for the weapons Yug.

I have an idea for my next turn which will make me more powerful. Basically I make a giant blimp, put my guns (If I get them) on it and use a newly stable lava cannon on the top. I then use my fort as the cabin on the bottom. That might be useful? The Shave Blimp?

I'm in. I'll fight.

Thanks Shave!

Team Yug's battle plans

Assuming we go first

I attack Shos with rocket launcher.

Shavey stuns witch doctor with doughy spatula, then alternates between doughy spatula and doom spatula.

BMWSU stuns Shos with big log.

Isa also attacks Shos.

Sniper starts off dealing with witch doctor.

My pigs fight whoever I'm fighting.

When Shos is dead move onto witch doctor or vice versa. Then move onto villagers.


Assuming we don't go first

All the same exept BMWSU can't stun.

Important!

If at any point I am low on life, sniper will transfer his life/blood leeches to me for that turn to heal, like the last battle.

Go team Yug! We can win this!

I think it's funny that people have plans against a very very specific surprise attack, lol. I also find it funny that the Witch Doctor joined the battle, since I haven't said anything about that, and Flash added him automatically in the chatbox XD so on the battle plans he apparantly joine too lol. This fight is going to be funny XD if the witch doc is attacked without reason, does that mean the whole village goes to war? XD OH MY GAWD
we can make a mafia game out of this! except there should be some different context, and everything will be passed by PMs and happen simultaneously, so that nobody even knows if he's being attacked or something! maybe I'm just overreactive/overexcited but hey, any thoughts?

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (10) - You make hundreds of Medi-Potions, and fully heal yourself, then boost your health to 4500, and increase your allies health by 100.
Action 2 (9) - You get a lot of raw pork. Nomnomnom. You also befriend a pig who you name Piggypiggy.
Action 3 (7) - You build auto-cannons and five sentries permanently being thwacked by an engineers wrench.
Action 4 (No roll) - Alliance formed.
Action 5 (8) - Your lava cannon now can shoot all the way across the map. You also build a remote to fire it when not at home.
Action 6 (7) - You fully heal yourself for the battle.

Yuggy

Action 1 (No roll) - Sniper has received Blood-Leeching Throwing Knives.
Action 2 (No roll) - You have received Festive Rocket Launcher (Grenade Launcher Attachment).
Action 3 (7) - You find another 2 guinea pigs.
Action 4 (No roll) - Isa has received a Broken Monitor.
Action 5 (No roll) - Alliance formed.

Shos

Action 1 (No roll) - Jellsprout has been killed. Perhaps someone could resurrect him? He dropped: 2 shattered conches.
Action 2 (No roll) - Yuggy has been summoned to a duel.

Yaya

Action 1 (No roll) - The pigeon was poisoned. You have been damaged 1000.
Action 2 (10) - You have been granted the ability to cast the novice spell Fire Rune and the Apprentice level spell Fire Healing. You are now completely resistant to burn damage. All fire weapons used against now have 3 removed from their rolls.
Action 3 (9) - You escape to the small island off the coast of the north island.

Quirvy

Action 1 (1) - The cannon blows up in your face again, damaging your CCTV system.
Action 2 (8) - You build an entire Chinook helicopter.

Krotomo

Action 1 (8) - You replace the entire farm with beautiful orange trees.
Action 2 (2) - Whilst gathering the flint, you mange to cut yourself, dealing 100 damage.
Action 3 (4) - During the making of the weapons, you get a splinter, hitting 10 damage. Man up you wimp.
Action 4 (No roll) - You craft a Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned).

Harumbai

Action 1 (9) - You have created a herb garden with every plant you could imagine in it. Perfect for making potions...
Action 2 (10) - You revive Spatulas, and he is stronger than ever, and he is now fighting for you!

Spatulas has been revived with 12,000/12,000 HP!

Jazz

Action 1 (7) - You heal yourself to full HP.
Action 2 (6) - You successfully reinforce the tunnels. Now you might actually go inside them.
Action 3 (9) - You have summoned an Inferno Golem with 2000/2000 HP.
Action 4 (2) - You drop the heavy lead on your foot, dealing 300 damage.
Action 5 (8) - You build the nuke.

Soccerboy

4 - That didn't work out

Bob the Shark gets hit by a rock during the exploration, damaging him 500. You return to your first cave.

Darvince

Action 1 (3) - 'Don't worry... The cave is not really that bad. Just watch out for arrows though. They'll smash you to splinters!'. Oh dear. You appear to have made the planks even more scared than they already were...
Action 2 (1) - You fall into the water, and get your leg partially eaten by piranhas. You have been damaged 1000.
Action 3 (10) - You build a massive cotton farm, dwarfing Krotomo's newly made forest.
Action 4 (8) - you successfully summon a Volcano Golem. He has 1500/1500 HP.

Bmwsu

4 - That didn't work out

You build a tower which resembles Isengard. Part of the tower however spontaneously combusts, and half of the tower burns down.

Silver

Action 1 (9) - You set up a treehouse at the top of a giant redwood nearby you.
Action 2 (8) - The Forest Monkey Ninjas teach you about three things: How to be a monkey, how to be a ninja, and how to live in a forest. From now on, you will heal to full health every full turn. You will be able to summon monkeys to aid you, and your fists now do 1000 damage.
Action 3 (No roll) - The poisoned pigeon damages you 1000.

Sniper

Action 1 (No roll) - you now have trade relations with Jazz.
Action 2 (8) - The fire spirits manage to persuade the Earth spirits to calm down.
Action 3 (1) - Whilst testing it, one of the rocks falls on your head, damaging you for 500.
Action 4 (10) - You suspect the Easter Bunny will be so pleased with it that it will permanently set up nest there.

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Yuggy

Current Health: 4100/4100
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 10 Guinea Pigs, Festive Rocket Launcher (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Pyro's Outfit, Magical Guinea Pig Egg
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs)

Quirvy

Current Health: 3100/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera, Chinook Helicopter
Effects: Protection from the cold, Covered in ash

Bmwsu

Current Health: 1900/3200
Items in Hand: Imaginary Nukes, Iron Arrows, Iron Sword, Iron Bow, Crude Pickaxe, Empty Potion of Permanent Sexiness Increase, Wood
Effects: Super Sexy

Harumbai

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items in Hand: Ahwinehai the Giant Hamster (5000/5000 HP), Spatulas (12,000/12,000 HP)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Speed Increase, Clean, Teleportation

Shos

Current Health: 4000/4000
Items on Hand: 'Every Language in the World for Dummies', Poisoned Spear, Glue Stick, Tennis Racket, Mug of Coffee, Coffee Beans, Not-So Johnny's Chainsaw of Banishment, Mug of Amazing Coffee, Glaring Skull, Ripped World Peace Pamphlets, Bits of Gore, 2 Shattered Conches
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Novice - Vengeance of Umbra), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL

Yaya

Current Health: 965/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons)

Isa

Current Health: 3400/3400
Items in Hand: None
Effects: Protection from the cold, Broken Monitor

Sniper

Current Health: 3500/3500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Broken Christmas Lights, Glowing-Golden Beret of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly

Darvince

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Volcano Golem (1500/1500 HP)
Effects: None

Silver

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Friend of the Forest Monkey Ninjas, Enhanced Fists (Fists do 1000 damage)

Krotomo

Current Health: 2890/3000
Items in Hand: Wheat, Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned)
Effects: Hidden in the Forest

Soccerboy

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items on Hand: Bob the Shark (1000/1500 hp), Empty Capri Sun Juicebox, Sam the Orca (1200/1500 hp), Diving Helmet, flippers, wetsuit, diving apparatus, Steel Javelin, 500 HP Medicine
Effects: Underwater Breathing, Protection from the cold, Underwater Speed Increase

Jazz

Current Health: 2700/3000
Items on hand: A tonne of duct tape, crude stone pickaxe, amethyst, some coal, lead, nuke , Inferno Golem (2000/2000 HP)
Effects: Water Magic - Basic: Water Blast, Water Shield, Novice- Tsunami, Water Heal, Well Rested

Shavey Dave

Current Health: 4600/4600
Items on Hand: Medi-Potions, Raw Pork, Piggypiggy
Effects: None

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I will resolve the battle in the next post.