Does spatulas have a special hate for me now, since I killed him?

lol@nuke If Jazz kills us all.. it's gonna be bad...I think I know what I'm gonna do next turn if I'm alive lol

I think we all know. Jazz. You're next on Team Yug's list...

I'm not talking about killing him, I'm talking about building a nukeproof shelter

Well, just to be sure, I'll do both.

Build fallout shelter. Immediately take refuge in it.

*stupid stupid stupid* the point is that if anything attacks him he can nuke, even accidentally :0 what use will it be?

Fine, I'll build a shelter, and use my pigs to remotely defuse his nuke. They earn't the ability to scout a while ago, and flash said they could do it undetected...

BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

The Shos Team

- Shos (4000/4000)
- Witchdoctor (3000/3000)
- Village Chieftain (1500/1500)
- 10x Villagers (2000/2000)
- Zombie Micheal Jackson (500/500)
- Zombie Billy Mays (500/500)

The Ultimate (AKA Yuggy) Alliance

- Yuggy (4200/4200)
- 10x Guinea Pigs (1000/1000)
- Magic Guinea Pig (1500/1500)
- Bmwsu (3200/3200)
- Sniper (3600/3600)
- Isa (3400/3400)
- Shavey Dave (4500/4500)

Dice Duel for First Hit

The Shos Team: 2
The Alliance: 8

Yuggy fires his Festive Rocket Launcher (Grenade Launcher Attachment) at Shos and hits 2000 damage (6).
10x Guinea Pigs attack Shos, dealing 2000 damage (9 + 1 = 10, critical hit!).
Magic Guinea Pig bites Witchdoctor, dealing 500 damage (3 + 1 = 4).
Bmwsu smashes Witchdoctor with Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, dealing 1500 damage, stunning him and inflicting 200 bonus bleed damage (6).
Sniper attacks Witchdoctor, dealing 1800 damage, and heals 900 (6).
Isa smashes villagers with broken monitor, dealing 800 damage and inflicting 50 bonus bleed (4).
Shavey Dave spatulas Village Chieftain with Spatula of DOOM, dealing 3800 damage.

The Villagers have been killed!
Village Chieftain has been killed!
Witchdoctor has been killed!
Shos has fled, dropping all his items, to Harumbai's labyrinth!

Zombie Micheal Jackson has smashes Yuggy with his microphone, dealing 150 damage (3).
Zombie Billy Mays has smashed Yuggy with a TV, dealing 2000 damage (10).

Total Damage to Yuggy: 2150
Yuggy End HP: 2050

Yuggy fires his Festive Rocket Launcher (Grenade Launcher Attachment) at Zombie Michael Jackson, dealing 4000 damage (10, Critical Hit!).
10x Guinea Pigs attack Zombie Billy Mays, dealing 1500 damage (8 + 1 = 9, Mini Crit!).

Zombie Michael Jackson has been killed!
Zombie Billy Mays has been killed!

The Alliance Victory!

Shos dropped during his escape: 'Every Language in the World for Dummies', Poisoned Spear, Glue Stick, Tennis Racket, Mug of Coffee, Coffee Beans, Not-So Johnny's Chainsaw of Banishment, Mug of Amazing Coffee, Glaring Skull, Ripped World Peace Pamphlets, Bits of Gore, 2 Shattered Conches

Witchdoctor dropped: Potion of Health Increase x10, Tsunami Spell Tome, Cauldron, Mysterious Green Liquid, Golden Goblet, Emerald, Shadow Barrage Spell Tome, Heal Other Spell Tome, Cure Spell Tome, Summon Minor Undead Spell Tome, Distant Revive Spell Tome

Village Chieftain dropped: Enchanted Bow of Inferno, Skull, Voodoo Doll, Map, Jungle Survival Kit, Tiki Mask

Villagers Dropped: 10x Basic Bow, Poisoned Spear, Vodka

Zombie Billy Mays Dropped: TV, Rotten Flesh

Zombie Michael Jackson Dropped: Microphone, Rotten Flesh

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Share the drops among yourselves in your next turn.

but..but I attacked them...how comes they attack first..

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I'm still hyper right? so I run in the labyrinth, trying to get to harumbai's safehouse.
Summon four undeads to talk with.

It was an organised battle which both players agreed to. That's the reason for the roll.

-Prepare some more medicine for Shos
-Also prepare some poisons from my herb garden, (These are not to be confused with my medicines).
-Build a swimming pool with a lazy river.

what do you mean.? if I summon him and hit him, who cares if he agrees..?

You summoned him to a duel.

Everyone on my team gets two potions of health increase. I drink my two. Any that aren't drunk this turn, I will keep in my invent for now.

I get my huge log back, but let Shavey keep the spatulas for now.

I return to the hospital to heal.

(1  I put all the various tomes in a very secure location in Bmwsu's mansion.

Other than that I take the cauldron and emerald.

Share the rest out guys, but since we're all together anyway it doesn't really matter who has what.

Anything left after you've had your picks I will take, just to keep with us as it could be useful. I will leave all of these leftovers at Bmwsu's mansion for now.

(2  I continue to build up and train my furry army.

I offer an alliance to Quirvy. He won't have to fight with us, but as the strongest force on the island we would like exclusive use of his hospital for healing purposes. We will also protect him.

(3  I attempt to fortify my bridge so only me and my allies can get across.

(4  I build a nuke-proof shelter for me and my allies, near Bmwsu's mansion.

meh, there's a difference between a duel and a fight! =\ oh well, next time I'll know

I don't think you can summon a player to just a fight... I think it has to be a duel...

Spell tomes are destroyed after being read.

Ok people, 6 spell tomes, 5 people. For now we'll split them evenly, so each player on my team pick one spell tome to learn that hasn't already been picked.

Also since I already have electrical powers, is there a limit to which ones I have?

Also can you put the offensive electrical spells in the weapons at the start, so I can see how much damage they do?

but then the other player has to agree..what's the point..

Also on page 5's update, you said I had trained my GPs to do 150 damage each, and yet they still only did 100 in this battle.

-Give nuke to Isa
-Attempt to learn Resurrect (Advanced Water) and Typhoon (Wind/Water Mix)
-Attempt to resurrect Jellsprout
-Use Heal on self and Shos
-Fortify Village, build outwards, add walls

Sign nuclear disarmament papers.

I'll go for the Distant Revive scroll.

I want to learn the tsunami spell tome!

I will make a giant blimp, put all my guns (including my lava cannon) on it and then put my fort on the bottom as a cabin! I'm off for the sky's!  

I'll go with the cure spell tome.