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| Silver | ||
Karma: 121 Posts: 3581 Gender: Female pm | email |
Knock knock! Who's there? Red. Red who? Knock knock! Who's there? Red. Red who? Knock knock! Who's there? Red. Red who? Knock knock WHO'S THERE?! Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say red?  PAGE GET I AM ****ING AWESOME YEAH | |
| Yuggy | ||
| I am a wise goat Age: 25 Karma: 64 Posts: 1609 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a snake? Barbed wire | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
If you guys are wondering why neezles had suddenly changed parties upon her return, it's because her previous political party had her impeached.  spooky secret | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
How do you kill a mob of angry clowns? Go for the juggler.  COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Spoiler: L00L! COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Onarole | ||
| Yeah! Age: 27 Karma: 2 Posts: 193 Gender: Male pm | email |
A man walks into a bar. He explodes. Isn't my Siggy amazing? | |
| Kooler | ||
| find me in your local trashcan Age: 24 Karma: 25 Posts: 1432 Gender: Male Location: California, USA. pm | email |
A blonde (not hair color, but a blonde person) walks into a bar and says "OW!". go drink some water | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
shosconfusioncount++;   | |
| Shavey Dave | ||
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
Q.What do you call a fish without legs? A. a Fish!  | |
| Cedric | ||
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email |
Silver's honeyhive joke inspired me tell this joke. I didn't make this joke however, it was from a comic strip called Bizzaro. What did the honey jar say to his house? Spoiler: | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
What kind of pants does Mario wear? Spoiler: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Spoiler: COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
'Yaya' said: What kind of pants does Mario wear? Spoiler: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Spoiler:  huh? | |
| Livio | ||
Age: 31 Karma: 470 Posts: 9620 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, USA pm | email |
If Thomas was a shape, what would he be? Spoiler: | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Spoiler: Spoiler: And humor is born! Man, does is suck explaining jokes. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Yuggy | ||
| I am a wise goat Age: 25 Karma: 64 Posts: 1609 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
This one is quite funny Spoiler: | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Two Jews walk into a bar..........................................................................................mitzfah. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
lol, bar mitz-va.(one word..) Jokes: An Irishman walks out of a bar.  A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Tadagadam - TISH! | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Lol, Shos it's a joke goddammit. I really don't wanna explain why another one of my jokes is funny to you, so I'll just leave you with this (Stare at it. Contemplate the picture in my signature also for heightened experience):  COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Shavey Dave | ||
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
Spoiler: | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
yaya, I meant that the 'mitzva' is one word, lol. if it were mitzfah, it'll really suck for us. did you get the second one i wrote? XD it's awsome lol.. knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!... why did teh boy drop his ice cream? cuz he was hit by a bus. | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
I know it by, why did the boy drop his ice cream? He had no arms. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Shavey Dave | ||
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
'Yaya' said: I know it by, why did the boy drop his ice cream? He had no arms. Lol, somtimes random humor humors me but, meh somtimes it just escapes me. Like a boy with no arms. Thats not funny, thats just sad. | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Is a boy getting hit buy a bus ok? That's a lot more unsightly than an armless child (no offense to society) Seriously, I understand that some humor is just plain dark, but that's unfortunatley the realm of comedy I sometimes delve in. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Shavey Dave | ||
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email |
Busses? Meh, We all have seen it before. | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
I was referring to the getting hit by a bus part. I pity you if you've had see that. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
This is Snoop Dogg. He is a famous rapper/gangsta here in the US. His 1st name is Snoop, which happens to rhyme with a slang term for feces (poop). One expects this to be the answer, but is actually « Forum Index < Random Chat Forum
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