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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

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jazz
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Friday, July 1 2011, 5:55 pm EST

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Nothing will happen if I win this round.
canadianstickdeath
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Saturday, July 2 2011, 9:52 am EST

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I don't even want to win this round. If I did I'd have to come up with the topic for the next round, and I don't want that kind of responsibility.
Isa
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Saturday, July 2 2011, 7:50 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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The higher the rate, the better the argument is, and therefore it is better to have a poor one, and following that, you want lower rates.
'Thomas' said:
pick me.

I'll consider it. 5/10
'Silver' said:
Because I'm awesome.

Err. It's better than Thomas, though. 6/10
'Yuggy' said:
I should win because I'm me.

This is quite inspirational! 8/10
'jellsprout' said:
If I win this round I'll let Thomas run the next Mafia game.

So, a new Mafia game? 6/10
'Quirvy' said:
Thomas is more deserving of the next round anyways.

Yeah. 8/10
'Dekudude' said:
Outside are popsicles dollar or calculator!

Toothbrush but hockey money is galaxy! -10/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
because

Cliffhanger...meh. 3/10
'Dezzla' said:
As you can tell from my average of loss, loss, loss, loss then a resounding loss, statisticly, I am the obvious favourite for this round.
My statements so far have all included huge amounts of wit and awesomeness, and my most recent flurry of 3D pizza game superbness have caused uproar and huge praise from the judgess... EPIC.

What? 0/10
'Bryan' said:
Quote:
Because

This certainly doesn't convince me, though. 0/10
'guyguyxtreme' said:
I should win because I'm friends with rob garett.

That's quite a feat! 7/10
'Yaya' said:
....I'm pregnant.

This is EVEN MORE of a feat! 10/10
'Livio' said:
I will never finish Aeon if I win this round.

I think that adding "if I win this round was quite arbitrary, because you won't finish it either way. 0/10
'Jazz' said:
Nothing will happen if I win this round.

Interesting but not convincing. 4/10
'canadianstickdeath' said:
I don't even want to win this round. If I did I'd have to come up with the topic for the next round, and I don't want that kind of responsibility.

Honesty at its finest contrasts with laziness. Meh. 3/10

Winner is Dekudude because of his what jumping hat clearance with annoying plus trick barn!
Dekudude
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 1:52 am EST
Dekudude

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You have one post to make yourself look as intelligent as possible!


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Silver
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 2:04 am EST

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I know that 1 + 1 = 2!
Thomas
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 2:11 am EST
the clique shall prevail

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I pwned Quirvy.
soccerboy13542
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 2:15 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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You are supposed to bold the text after "You have one post to" then you type in the rest of the command here.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yuggy
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 2:45 am EST
I am a wise goat

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I am so intelligent I know that I will win this round
Quirvy
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 2:52 am EST
  

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I'm not a big fan of trying to make myself look really smart, so instead of trying to win this round with my one post, I'm going to use it to try to sabotage Thomas. This may not be possible, though, because the chances of him winning this round is very remote to begin with.

'Thomas' said:
I pwned Quirvy.
To start off, "pwned" isn't a real word. It's a mutation of the word "owned," but if you're trying to look intelligent, you should try using real words.

Next we get to the actual part where you claim to have "pwned" me. You claim to have done this, but you never cite what it is that you did to "pwn" me, and given the fact that you have -446 karma, there is a lot of doubt surrounding your claim, so we cannot assume that you are telling the truth about this.

To add onto this I would like to point out that even if you did "pwn" me, telling Deku that you "pwned Quirvy" does not display to him that you are intelligent.



spooky secret
Isa
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 5:23 am EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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Scio me nihil scire or scio me nescire.
Dezzla
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 6:40 am EST
La Cucaracha!

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The Interguild is run by a micro-chip in my head.
All of the incredible knowledge shared here like Silver's inspirational maths is stored in my head. FOREVER!


The tacos just keep on coming...
shos
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 9:14 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

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Karma: 389
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I'm a jew, therefore far intelligent then all others. in addition, i'm one of the smart jews, so i'm smarter than those smarter than you. therefore, i shall win this round. if you claim that i'm not really a jew, that is correct, but i once have been, and i can prove it by looking at all the one-uncapitalized-letter in this post. ahaha. win.


FlashMarsh
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 4:10 pm EST

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3.14
jazz
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 5:00 pm EST

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Posts: 3050
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My name is Stephen Hawking.
Bryan
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 5:39 pm EST
The Great Lakes

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My name is Albert Einstein.



Livio
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Sunday, July 3 2011, 11:55 pm EST

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here's a small class that I wrote for Aeon:
Code:
package org.interguild.levels {
	import flash.display.Bitmap;
	import flash.display.BitmapData;
	import flash.media.Sound;

	/**
	 * Asset Man appears! His specialty is... to manage assets!
	 */
	internal class AssetMan {

		private var assets_images:Object;
		private var assets_sounds:Object;

		private var level:Level;


		public function AssetMan(lvl:Level) {
			level = lvl;

			//initialize asset Objects:
			assets_images = {};
			assets_sounds = {};
		}


		/**
		 * Registers the ID for an image asset. Returns true if successful, false if there was an error.
		 * Errors are added to the level's error log.
		 */
		public function addImageID(assetID:String):Boolean {
			if (assetID == "none") {
				level.addError("You cannot define assets using the ID of 'none'");
				return false;
			} else if (!assetID || assetID == "") {
				level.addError("You tried to define a new image asset without an ID name.");
				return false;
			} else if (assets_images[assetID] == false) {
				level.addError("You tried to define two different image assets under the same ID: '" + assetID + "'");
				return false;
			} else {
				assets_images[assetID] = false;
				return true;
			}
		}

		/**
		 * Registers the ID for a sound asset. Returns true if successful, false if there was an error.
		 * Errors are added to the level's error log.
		 */
		public function addSoundID(assetID:String):Boolean {
			if (assetID == "none") {
				level.addError("You cannot define assets using the ID of 'none'");
				return false;
			} else if (!assetID || assetID == "") {
				level.addError("You tried to define a new image asset without an ID name.");
				return false;
			} else if (assets_sounds[assetID] == false) {
				level.addError("You tried to define two different sound assets under the same ID: '" + assetID + "'");
				return false;
			} else {
				assets_images[assetID] = false;
				return true;
			}
		}
		
		/**
		 * Assigns a non-null value to the registered id.
		 */
		public function setImage(id:String,value:BitmapData):void{
			if(assets_images[id]==null){
				throw new Error("Image Asset ID not registered.");
			}else if(value == null){
				throw new Error("Cannot assign null Value to assets list.");
			}else{
				assets_images[id] = value;
			}
		}
		
		/**
		 * Assigns a non-null value to the registered id.
		 */
		public function setSound(id:String,value:Sound):void{
			if(assets_images[id]==null){
				throw new Error("Image Asset ID not registered.");
			}else if(value == null){
				throw new Error("Cannot assign null Value to assets list.");
			}else{
				assets_sounds[id] = value;
			}
		}
	}
}
  
Dekudude
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Monday, July 4 2011, 12:51 am EST
Dekudude

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'Silver' said:
I know that 1 + 1 = 2!

Hey, me too! Unfortunately, I knew this before you were born, so while it may indicate that you could be a smart 5-6 year old, you are much older than that. 2/10

'Thomas' said:
I pwned Quirvy.

Somehow, I don't think that makes you look intelligent, just skilled in the art of pwning. 0/10

'soccerboy13542' said:
You are supposed to bold the text after "You have one post to" then you type in the rest of the command here.

It was not very smart to criticize the judge of the competition. Furthermore, your accusation was false: the bold text was simply an indicator of what needs to be replaced with the competition description, rather than a stylistic element in new competition formatting. An intelligent person would have realized this. 0/10

'Yuggy' said:
I am so intelligent I know that I will win this round

I would have heartily agreed that you are intelligent if your prediction was correct. Alas, it is not. 3/10

'Quirvy' said:
I'm not a big fan of trying to make myself look really smart, so instead of trying to win this round with my one post, I'm going to use it to try to sabotage Thomas. This may not be possible, though, because the chances of him winning this round is very remote to begin with.

'Thomas' said:
I pwned Quirvy.
To start off, "pwned" isn't a real word. It's a mutation of the word "owned," but if you're trying to look intelligent, you should try using real words.

Next we get to the actual part where you claim to have "pwned" me. You claim to have done this, but you never cite what it is that you did to "pwn" me, and given the fact that you have -446 karma, there is a lot of doubt surrounding your claim, so we cannot assume that you are telling the truth about this.

To add onto this I would like to point out that even if you did "pwn" me, telling Deku that you "pwned Quirvy" does not display to him that you are intelligent.


I agree with your points. While your errorfinding does spell out your intelligence to a degree, it also successfully diminished Thomas. 5/10
Additionally, I will subtract 2 points from Thomas's score. -2/10

'Isa' said:
Scio me nihil scire or scio me nescire.

Your bilinguality (word?) is quite showing of your intelligence. 7/10

'Dezzla' said:
The Interguild is run by a micro-chip in my head.
All of the incredible knowledge shared here like Silver's inspirational maths is stored in my head. FOREVER!


No it's not. However, I'll give you a couple of points because it'd be cool if it were true. 2/10

'shos' said:
I'm a jew, therefore far intelligent then all others. in addition, i'm one of the smart jews, so i'm smarter than those smarter than you. therefore, i shall win this round. if you claim that i'm not really a jew, that is correct, but i once have been, and i can prove it by looking at all the one-uncapitalized-letter in this post. ahaha. win.


Racially, I am a Jew as well. While that does indeed mean you statistically more intelligent than others, your post makes no sense, and therefore is not a proper representation of your intellect. 3/10

'guyguyxtreme' said:
3.14

Was that from memory? Impressive. Sadly, this is also from memory, so your memory does not significantly impress your intelligence upon me: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751052

3.14/10

'Jazz' said:
My name is Stephen Hawking.

I am quite impressed! It is an honor to judge you, Stephen Hawking! Unfortunately, while this post asserts your intelligence, it does nothing to make you look intelligent. However, I definitely agree that your namesake is widely known, so you will still receive points! 7/10

'Bryan' said:
My name is Albert Einstein.

Oh snap! Sir, it is certainly a pleasure! Btw, ditto. 7/10

'Livio' said:
here's a small class that I wrote for Aeon:
//stuff

Proper indentation... nice. Excellent commenting. Beautiful structure. While some of the logic of this class is up for questioning, this post certainly makes yourself look quite intelligent! 10/10


While we were graced with Latin verbage, the minds of famous thinkers, and even other stuff, I think it's clear that today's winner is Livio for his quite showey post which shows his intelligence not by not making sense, but by, well, looking smart! :O Congratulations!


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soccerboy13542
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Monday, July 4 2011, 2:23 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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I will now prepare to wait 5 days...


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Silver
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Monday, July 4 2011, 2:50 am EST

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God, Dekudude, choosing Livio was highly unfair. He has experience with Aeon, and all sorts of other things, it was horribly unfair to pick out him because we all know he's more intelligent than the rest of us - except possibly Haily. You should've chosen one of the others and made it more fair to everyone.

Also, now we have to wait for a century because you chose Livio.

See, this is why you never pick Livio in these sorts of games.
Thomas
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Monday, July 4 2011, 2:52 am EST
the clique shall prevail

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Somebody post in the "ATTN: Livio" topic.
soccerboy13542
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Monday, July 4 2011, 2:55 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Gender: Male
Location: 1945
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We will now begin Day 1 of the Livio wait.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Silver
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Monday, July 4 2011, 2:57 am EST

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Meanwhile also beginning Day 1 of the Death Spree.

(dies)
Quirvy
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Monday, July 4 2011, 10:04 am EST
  

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The worst part about it is that he was last seen about 10 minutes before deku's post

wait, no, jk, apparently he came on over an hour later

Since Livio can't be bothered to notice these things on his own, I'll change the topic's title for you until the next round starts.



spooky secret
Dekudude
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Monday, July 4 2011, 10:35 am EST
Dekudude

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Haha, you're all such haters. XD


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FlashMarsh
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Monday, July 4 2011, 10:38 am EST

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Quote:
Was that from memory? Impressive. Sadly, this is also from memory, so your memory does not significantly impress your intelligence upon me: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751052


I really do hope that wasn't from memory.

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