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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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Me: Carrots are always wrong.
Carrot: You're right. |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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The set of all sets that don't contain themselves.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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This post doesn't exist.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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A prisoner is told, "You will die within 10 days on a day that you will not be expecting it."
Well, it cannot be the 10th day, because if he will die within 10 days, and he is alive on the 10th day, he will expect to die on that day.
Since he cannot die on the 10th day (see above) , he cannot die on the 9th day either. Since he cannot die on the 10th day, if the 9th day comes, he will be expecting it.
And so on, and so forth.
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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Solution: He dies immediately.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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Nope, its hard to explain, but it still doesn't work.
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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/not entry
Wooo, induction! Woooooo!!!! lolz
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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'Jorster' said: A prisoner is told, "You will die within 10 days on a day that you will not be expecting it."
Well, it cannot be the 10th day, because if he will die within 10 days, and he is alive on the 10th day, he will expect to die on that day.
Since he cannot die on the 10th day (see above) , he cannot die on the 9th day either. Since he cannot die on the 10th day, if the 9th day comes, he will be expecting it.
And so on, and so forth.
Solution: the person who tells the prisoner that is lying.
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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Solution: Stop trying to prove me wrong
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sup_mus |
Age: 25 Karma: -18 Posts: 242 Gender: Male pm | email
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EDIT:
Failure is the mother of success
Wait , if falure is a failure , how did failure mother success? She would have failed at mothering success. Even if she passed to mother success , wouldnt success be another failure as failure mothered success and failure is a failure? And if she passed , she would not be failure. She would be something else.
Shouldnt success mother failure?
If That Happened , why did success fail at mothering failure if she is a success? She would have passed.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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well I need to CAUSE one, and not to shed light on an imaginative one, so uh. that's harder. Here's a paradox for you -
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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I'll admit, this round was kinda lame.
Isa: I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm SquidwardSquidwardSquidward (sorry I had to). 6/10
Quirvy: Simple? Yes. Entertaining? Ummmm... 4/10
Jellsprout: Me and my Brother were having an extremely similar discussion about this after we saw Looper last weekend. Somebody probably should've prevented me from making this round, though. 810
Krotomo: HOW THOUGHT PROVOKING. 4/10
Snipereborn: *attempts to swallow hand* 9/10
Darvince: Yes, yes it does. 0/10
Jorster: What if he dies of natural causes? He wouldn't expect that. I imagine I'm still missing the point, though. 7/10
Sup_mus: You lost me there with your hip young lingo, son. 2/10
Shos: You are completely right about that I didn't just want paradoxes explained to me, but your attempt at causing one isn't one? WAIT I GET IT! YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX BY NOT POSTING A PARADOX! 9/10
That was painful to observe the results of my failure! SHOS OR SNIPEREBORN!
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Entries should be of the following shape:
*title of the round*=you have one post to ____
*winner's entry*=______
*my entry*=____
also this post - my post count -
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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Round title=You have one post to come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round.
Round winner=Yaya
My entry=
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Entries should be of the following shape:
*title of the round*=you have one post to ____
*winner's entry*=______
*my entry*=____
Tehehe.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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Half round! You have one post to Find me the stupidest quote said on this website
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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While we're at this Hebrew on Interguild will never work thing, here's my entry: 'shos' said: HALF ROUND TIME!!!
You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew.
yes, that requires you to actually find a quote made in hebrew, which is funny; translated quotes will be disqualified brutally.
you are, of course, allowed to use Google Translate for anything you want *during* the search for le quote...
you will be judged by the following criteria:
1. correctness of the hebrew quote
2. correctness of the hebrew in the quote
3. funny-ness!!
omg this post is so bad english wise
'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew.
'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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-> Entry to Sniper's comp
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
ad infinitum
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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'snipereborn' said: Round title=You have one post to come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round.
Round winner=Yaya
My entry=
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Entries should be of the following shape:
*title of the round*=you have one post to ____
*winner's entry*=______
*my entry*=____
Tehehe. clearly you did not follow the entry shape, I don't care who the winner is, I care what his entry is! according to the number of entries tho, you're right >_> 7/10
'Jorster' said: Half round! You have one post to Find me the stupidest quote said on this website clearly you did not follow the entry shape, and did not..oh my god there's a justin bieber ad right below me NULL/10
'Darvince' said: While we're at this Hebrew on Interguild will never work thing, here's my entry:'shos' said: HALF ROUND TIME!!!
You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew.
yes, that requires you to actually find a quote made in hebrew, which is funny; translated quotes will be disqualified brutally.
you are, of course, allowed to use Google Translate for anything you want *during* the search for le quote...
you will be judged by the following criteria:
1. correctness of the hebrew quote
2. correctness of the hebrew in the quote
3. funny-ness!!
omg this post is so bad english wise
'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew.
'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. Am I the only one not getting the part where he repeats the quote?.. 3/10
'jazz' said: -> Entry to Sniper's comp
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round!
Jazz
ad infinitum
oh my god that is brilliant
took me a hwile tho 1111/10
JAZZ totally wins
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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???
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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You have one post to suggest a totally ridiculous idea to boost Interguild activity |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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give everyone mod powerz
spooky secret |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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Recruit and convert Chinese gold farmers |
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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I have a couple ideas, but I can't really pick one. Maybe combing all three would work?
A.) Get some member(s) to assassinate someone(s) of great importance and turn themselves in instantly. Cite Interguild.org as inspiration for their attacks. If we were to stage it so 1-2 members from each continent/area represented (North America, Europe, Asia, and Oceania) would take out a person of importance from nearby internet age/industrialized country, the collective curiosity of all residents affected could crash the site.
B.) Convert the Interguild to a TOR-run deep web site. Specialize in some sort of illegal market. If we don't want to scar our consciences, we can specialize in petty things that are only illegal in certain countries such as Kinder Eggs, raw milk, WOW/Facebook, or exotic pets. If we're okay wish scarring our consciences, then use your imagination...
C.) Put on a musical.
Taking all these into consideration, we should convert to the deep web first, then announce the musical. Stage the assassinations as a "viral" marketing campaign. Use profits from our illegal trade to fund the musical which would depict the Interguild's history from the Neopets guild days all the way to how the musical was funded.
GOOD THING THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL! RIGHT, ANY GOVERNMENTS THAT ARE POTENTIALLY OBSERVING THIS CONVERSATION (or at least the ones that care)?!?!
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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We should do an interguild musical! Nice idea, Yaya. Let's do it.
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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remove the anti-spambots mechanisms that exist
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