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| Tips for round winners: If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good. Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]" Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed. Interrounds: The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect. You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged. The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins. You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner. These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners Previous rounds and winners Spoiler: |
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| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
You have one post to overthrow the government with nothing but a tube of toothpaste, a dead fish, and some tinfoil  | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
1: spray toothpaste to tinfoil so it's super sticky 2: wait for an important meeting were the whole government is together 3: throw dead fish in and cover building with sticky tinfoil Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| ilikepop4 | ||
| I like cookies Karma: 0 Posts: 71 Gender: Female pm | email |
Put tooth paste down the presidents throat and wrap the building in tin foil on a sunny day so it melts then put stinky raw fish around the outside of the building so nobody come near to take off the tin foil! You know I'm awesome no matter what I do. | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
You never specified how much tinfoil, or which government. Answer: Using tinfoil, make a massive array pointed at a flammable part of the UN Headquartes in New York, until it catches on fire. Then, cover the dead fish in toothpaste, and throw it inside the burning building, where people are panicking and trying to escape. "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| atvelonis | ||
| Apocryphal Ruminator Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email |
Make them into a particle accelerator and shoot atoms at all of the world leaders and their backups. Then proceed to declare yourself emperor of the universe. 'jellsprout' said: As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue. | |
| krotomo | ||
| The Shepherd Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email |
Take a 100ft x 100ft giant piece of tinfoil, crunch it up and write "hi guys this is aliens we brought you a gift" with the toothpaste. Put the dead fish in it. Then, toss it onto a street of Washington DC. The entire U.S. government will come to see the alien gift. When they open the foil, they'll pass out and go into a coma for 50 years after seeing the disgusting rotten fish. There will be nobody to run the U.S. so everything will collapse and it'll be really funny. Government overthrown. | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
I was thinking earlier today, "whoever made the last round of the one post topic forgot to judge" Now that someone posted here, I'm like, "oh yeah, it's this round...". Not a big fan of this round, but I'll see what I can do. 1. Collect a tube of toothpaste, a dead fish, and some tin foil 2. MacGyver it into a nuke 3. Nuke Washington DC  spooky secret | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
'yimmy7' said: 1: spray toothpaste to tinfoil so it's super sticky 2: wait for an important meeting were the whole government is together 3: throw dead fish in and cover building with sticky tinfoil Uhh, a tube of toothpaste, and some tinfoil. I don't think that's enough to cover a building... 4/10 'ilikepop4' said: Put tooth paste down the presidents throat and wrap the building in tin foil on a sunny day so it melts then put stinky raw fish around the outside of the building so nobody come near to take off the tin foil! How are you going to get near the president? Also, that tube of toothpaste will be confiscated because it's obviously a terrorist weapon. 5/10 'Darvince' said: You never specified how much tinfoil, or which government. Answer: Using tinfoil, make a massive array pointed at a flammable part of the UN Headquartes in New York, until it catches on fire. Then, cover the dead fish in toothpaste, and throw it inside the burning building, where people are panicking and trying to escape. Same as with Yimmy, but you have a more intricate way. 7/10 'atvelonis' said: Make them into a particle accelerator and shoot atoms at all of the world leaders and their backups. Then proceed to declare yourself emperor of the universe. Seems practical. 6/10 'krotomo' said: Take a 100ft x 100ft giant piece of tinfoil, crunch it up and write "hi guys this is aliens we brought you a gift" with the toothpaste. Put the dead fish in it. Then, toss it onto a street of Washington DC. The entire U.S. government will come to see the alien gift. When they open the foil, they'll pass out and go into a coma for 50 years after seeing the disgusting rotten fish. There will be nobody to run the U.S. so everything will collapse and it'll be really funny. Government overthrown. SOMESOMESOMESOME. Also, one tube of toothpaste isn't enough to write that. A+ for creativity, though 6/10 'Quirvy' said: I was thinking earlier today, "whoever made the last round of the one post topic forgot to judge" Now that someone posted here, I'm like, "oh yeah, it's this round...". Not a big fan of this round, but I'll see what I can do. 1. Collect a tube of toothpaste, a dead fish, and some tin foil 2. MacGyver it into a nuke 3. Nuke Washington DC Waiting for a MacGyver refrence. Still not entirely possible, but I'll run with it. 7/10 Darvince and/or Quirvy GOGOGOGOGO | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
You have one post to trid burgwere gleichenia "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| atomic7732 | ||
| cute dars Age: 26 Karma: 2 Posts: 46 Gender: Male pm | email |
sugg you! tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt yu trid you should know you never titrate the alkaline solution with the burgwere apparatus! you just ruined the final source of hydrocinammyl functional groups in the world! obviously your lack of common sense would make one think you were of genus eliomys, or even a gleichenia! | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
If anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
This is a terrible round, d̾ͬÌÌ‹Í‚Í©ÍÌ¸Ì¡Ì©Ì£Ì–Í–Ì¤ÍŽÌŸÌ Ì«Ì–Ì¯Ì¹Ì̜͙̥͕̙͜Ía̸̛̱̣͉̤̣͌͋̂ͤ̽̅̂̆̇̃͂Ì͗͂͆̉͋͂ŕ̢ͫ̌ÌÌ•Í¢ÍÌ´Ì̦̤͚̱Ì̺̪̦Ị̪̟̘̼̻͔́v̸̢͚͈̣̜̲̜̻̪͙Ì̟͎͋͑͋͞ȋ̴̷̵̛̖̩͈̜̬̰̼̱̟̫ͫ̅̑ͧ̓̎ͬ̂ÍÍŒÌÌÌͯ̀̓͞ṋ̸̴͖̖̰̩̘Ì̋ͫ̅̋ͧ̎͑͆̅̽ÌÌ¿Ì’ÌÍÌ‚Í—Ì¿ÍÍ¡Íc̨ͮ͌̑̓Í͜͢ÍÍÌ¯ÌœÌ©Ì»Ì«Ì®Ì¬ÍŽÍ”Í™Í“Ì¦Ì Ì–Ì Í‡ÍšÍ“eͬ͊̿̓̓ͩ̉̒Í͙͇̫̬̞͔̩̟͉̟̹̞̜Í͎̞͡ͅ. Just as bad as the first one you made but realized it was a bad round so you decided to edit your post before anyone saw. But I see everything.  I'll be moderately impressed if anyone understands my picture without having to look it up spooky secret | |
| Isa | ||
| No. I'm an octopus. Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email |
ShamDurr? | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
trid burgwere gleichenia? narg ert ikenies? quoblen tikopwin, matevy racy lowmod! Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
Yousa beez tellin mesa too trid da burgwere gleichia? Mesa norra beez nuzzlin ip'nz yousa bees takkin un reel languwidge. Since mesa norra beez undrstandnin yousa, mesa norra gunner beez anserin yousa seryisly. Ip'nz yousa beez tellin mesa too doo sumptnin den yousa shudd jus beeez speekin una langwidge dat mesa ackshully beez undrstandnin. So yousa shudd jus trid yer onn burgwere gleichia. End ubbyinz dassa diskushin. Spoiler: | |
| jazz | ||
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email |
Trid Burgwere Gleichenia =T B G =20, 2, 7 =2+0+2+7 =11 =3 (in binary) Half Life 3 Confirmed | |
| ilikepop4 | ||
| I like cookies Karma: 0 Posts: 71 Gender: Female pm | email |
you look like a trid burgwere gleichenia You know I'm awesome no matter what I do. | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
I said this in the chatbox, but I figure I should say it here, too: The message of the image I posted was "Durrvince". Cuz the guy's name is Vince (with Shamwow!), and the word "Durr" precedes his face. I don't think anyone figured that out, which I kind of expected to happen. spooky secret | |
| soccerboy13542 | ||
| ~*~Soccer~*~ Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email |
i knew that his name was vince but i didn't make the durrvince connection  'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Edit: large misunderstanding. You never saw this.  COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
No (well, maybe), soccerboy is talking about the guy in the picture I posted. spooky secret | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
Dammit, I realized that right after I posted, and raced against time to edit it. I lost. COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
Thu. 6:30pm - yimmy7 darvince, you have one post to judge the one post round Thu. 6:34pm - Darvince yaya my road is based on yours Thu. 6:34pm - Darvince "sugg hydrocinnamyl eliomys" Thu. 6:35pm - yimmy7 judge it darvince Thu. 6:38pm - Yaya Lol at much. Thu. 6:41pm - yimmy7 duurvince is ignoring me ... Thu. 7:04pm - Jorster Darvince, judge one post round Thu. 8:12pm - atvelonis My cat is walking around sniffing things. Thu. 8:48pm - Jorster dackilererer Thu. 11:49pm - Darvince http://i.imgur.com/NPtb8Dx.jpg ... Fri. 12:56am - Quirvy Also because Darvince continues to refuse to judge the one post round. Fri. 1:32am - Darvince Mostly because I wasn't on So Darvince has apparently doesn't want to not judge this round. I know it hasn't been too ridiculously long (4 full days), but he's been on plenty of times, and he's been reminded plenty of times. I'm getting fed up with the whole "lol I'm gonna be funny and not judge even though I'm online and people are asking me to" attitude. It's one thing if you forget and you're just not online. It's another when you get reminded 3 times and still don't do it. I encourage anyone who did not partake in this round to judge it for Darvince, or Darvince to do so if he can do it before anyone else. From now on, to avoid times like these where we're waiting on someone to judge their round, any round that lasts 3+ days may be judged by any non-participant, or a participant who withdraws their entry or something like that. spooky secret | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
'atomic7732' said: sugg you! tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt yu trid you should know you never titrate the alkaline solution with the burgwere apparatus! you just ruined the final source of hydrocinammyl functional groups in the world! obviously your lack of common sense would make one think you were of genus eliomys, or even a gleichenia! But the hypercondencing atomic regulators should have dampened the exotrinsic cascade inversion! 7/10 'Jorster' said: If anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. But every infinite subset of the set [1,2,3] has precisely seven elements. 5/10 'Quirvy' said: This is a terrible round. Just as bad as the first one you made but realized it was a bad round so you decided to edit your post before anyone saw. But I see everything. [snip!] I'll be moderately impressed if anyone understands my picture without having to look it up Derp? Derp derp derp.... Derp, derp derp derp derp; derp derp derp. 7/10 'yimmy7' said: trid burgwere gleichenia? narg ert ikenies? quoblen tikopwin, matevy racy lowmod! ENCHANTMENT! 4/10 'mymop' said: Yousa beez tellin mesa too trid da burgwere gleichia? Mesa norra beez nuzzlin ip'nz yousa bees takkin un reel languwidge. Since mesa norra beez undrstandnin yousa, mesa norra gunner beez anserin yousa seryisly. Ip'nz yousa beez tellin mesa too doo sumptnin den yousa shudd jus beeez speekin una langwidge dat mesa ackshully beez undrstandnin. So yousa shudd jus trid yer onn burgwere gleichia. End ubbyinz dassa diskushin. Yousa beeza crewl perzona, meza mop. 8/10 'jazz' said: Trid Burgwere Gleichenia =T B G =20, 2, 7 =2+0+2+7 =11 =3 (in binary) Half Life 3 Confirmed False. Valve is allergic to the number 3. It will be called Life and a Half. 6/10 'ilikepop4' said: you look like a trid burgwere gleichenia You would know. *ZING!* 7/10 Mymop wins. Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| jazz | ||
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email |
Speaking about Vince Offer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA I'd be surprised if anyone still remembers this being big. | |
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