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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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New page. Don't do stupid stuff like that again.
I added a poll with all the currently running rounds. Vote for the one you like best and that is the round we will continue on.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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...you know you could just edit that post...
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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Alter an entry in a One Post round? That would be cheating.
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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Guys, are we really going to give darvince another round? I seem to remember a certain lack of judging causing this debacle....
Also, inb4 jell is banned for spamming.
Just for funsies:
Argument that Israel does not exist:
S(x) : Shos claims x.
I : Israel exists.
1. S(I)
2. S(x) -> -x
C. -I
So, Israel doesn't exist.
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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Well, the people have spoken, and the round that the people prefer is Darvince's You have one post to prove that Israel isn't real.
I retain my original entry:
Have you ever actually seen Israel with your own eyes? I think not. If you haven't ever actually seen something, then it's just a ploy by the government who wants to brainwash you into believing their agenda. (protip: Tornadoes aren't real either)
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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Trust me. Israel isn't rael.
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atvelonis |
Apocryphal Ruminator
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email
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If you eat a potato, then you have just eaten a potato. Therefore, Israel isn't real.
'jellsprout' said: As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue. |
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Yimmy |
Resident Goody two-shoes
Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email
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rael is a person, who made a religion. this religion is wrong, as he is not the messiah. so he died, and no longer exists. israel is rael, so it no longer exists
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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...technically, Israel exists, but if you take long enough to judge the round, then the US may do something in syria which may cause Israel to not exist anymore eventually so yeah ^_^
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Yimmy |
Resident Goody two-shoes
Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email
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darvince, you are an actually active user but you neglect the one post topic
'Quirvy' said:
I encourage anyone who did not partake in this round to judge it for Darvince, or Darvince to do so if he can do it before anyone else. From now on, to avoid times like these where we're waiting on someone to judge their round, any round that lasts 3+ days may be judged by any non-participant, or a participant who withdraws their entry or something like that.
i'm judging now
'krotomo' said: Its name is Israel and not real, so it's not real.
it is rael, not real? just because it's rael doesn't mean it doesn't exist 3/10
'shos' said:
'Darvince' said: Then this is a 3/4 round.
Anyways You have one post to prove that Israel isn't real.
........but...I'm pretty sure it is........ :/
'shos' said: ...technically, Israel exists, but if you take long enough to judge the round, then the US may do something in syria which may cause Israel to not exist anymore eventually so yeah ^_^
two posts? 0/10
'Quirvy' said:
'Darvince' said: Then this is a 3/4 round.
Anyways You have one post to prove that Israel isn't real. Have you ever actually seen Israel with your own eyes? I think not. If you haven't ever actually seen something, then it's just a ploy by the government who wants to brainwash you into believing their agenda. (protip: Tornadoes aren't real either)
'Quirvy' said: Well, the people have spoken, and the round that the people prefer is Darvince's You have one post to prove that Israel isn't real.
I retain my original entry:
Have you ever actually seen Israel with your own eyes? I think not. If you haven't ever actually seen something, then it's just a ploy by the government who wants to brainwash you into believing their agenda. (protip: Tornadoes aren't real either)
double post. 0/10
'soccerboy13542' said: Trust me. Israel isn't rael.
well, we know it's not rael, but that doesn't prove that it's not real
'atvelonis' said: If you eat a potato, then you have just eaten a potato. Therefore, Israel isn't real.
eating potatoes has nothing to do with israel 1/10
'snipereborn' said: Guys, are we really going to give darvince another round? I seem to remember a certain lack of judging causing this debacle....
Also, inb4 jell is banned for spamming.
Just for funsies:
Argument that Israel does not exist:
S(x) : Shos claims x.
I : Israel exists.
1. S(I)
2. S(x) -> -x
C. -I
So, Israel doesn't exist.
i do not understand, but it probably orives that israel isn't real better than krotomo so 5/10
this round was a mildly large fail, but snipereborn wins
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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@yimmy
You missed my entry
'snipereborn' said:
Just for funsies:
Argument that Israel does not exist:
S(x) : Shos claims x.
I : Israel exists.
1. S(I)
2. S(x) -> -x
C. -I
So, Israel doesn't exist.
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Yimmy |
Resident Goody two-shoes
Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email
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you can start your round now
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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You have one post to tell me why my socks are dirty.
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Yimmy |
Resident Goody two-shoes
Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email
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because you didn't clean them
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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The crushing pressure of the Marianas Trench has distorted them to such a degree that they are now forever caked with sludge that was left when you went into a vegetative state and were unable to take your socks off other than when nurses or doctors did so for you.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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They carry the burden of their own sins not of your pedial concern for which they must pay for.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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They're socks.
Socks are just like that. |
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Bang Jan |
Age: 24 Karma: -37 Posts: 641 Gender: Male pm | email
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Because you poop in them because you don't have a toilet at home! |
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atvelonis |
Apocryphal Ruminator
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email
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It's because you keep leaving them next to your computer, and whenever you go on your computer, it explodes, so your socks get covered in computer guts.
'jellsprout' said: As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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obviously, your socks are dirty because you're american; and in all movies, wherever a sock comes into play, it is DIRTY. I can name you some loads of movies for example if you wish: American Pie is the worst example :<
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ilikepop4 |
I like cookies
Karma: 0 Posts: 71 Gender: Female pm | email
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Their dirty because you have disgusting feet and no matter how many times you wash them they will still be dirty because you disgusting feet.
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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On my phone, but yaya wins.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Man, I haven't ran a One Post round in a while and I still feel like I have no ideas, lol. You have one post to... explain which inanimate object in your house/dorm/sewer/place of living would be most likely to be possessed by a demon and attempt to kill you? Good enough.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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Yimmy |
Resident Goody two-shoes
Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email
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obviously the ball. if it's a trong demon it could get some metal around itself and smash me to death.
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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I have this creepy porcelain clown thing that I kept as a joke. I'm not sure if it's possessed by demons, but there are certainly times when I think it might want to kill me
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