If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.
Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"
Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.
Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.
You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.
The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.
These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners
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First I'll start with Art and Silver. Silver is completely in love with Art, even making an entire thread dedicated to him. She constantly is drawing new things for Art, who loves her just as much. The two have sometimes been caught doing 'it', and rumor has it that Art is engaged with Silver. Also, Neezles mistakes Art for Cedric sometimes, as is evidenced by her Cedric <3 Silver account.
Dando is a giant rabbit, which is why it takes Dando hours to write posts, because if s/he left them uncorrected, this sentence would read like this:
FDSASBDFFFFFFNO IOS AOPGF GUIANTW RAUBATA WIHOHC IOST QAYWY iort trakaaes daSandfio hjuiopuirtser tio wriot eraopstssasdm,. bhjegcfasuyse uidf s./her l;eftr tyghem, uyncioioreektced'; thiios seejntenjuce wiookld rwead l;iokle thiss/
Also, Jorster would like you to know that he is a 22-year old, who is the president of LGBT Wisconsin.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
Darvince is actually an account made by 7 members of Anonymous. He is actually the result of all 7 member's ramblings, and because those 7 members couldn't share the account very well, they compiled their souls into a program called darvince.exe, which runs the Darvince account.
You may think that she is an art loving female member of the , expressing her creativity in the Karma Farm known to the outside world as the 'Art Thread'. Although she has been known under so many usernames, you may think there is nothing different about her... BUT
THE TRUTH
SILVER is really REP. DARREL ISSA. He is a typical crybaby member of the Republican party! He wanted to continue his art career that he started when he was younger and not interfere with his politics. As a result, he ordered the CIA to hack into Silver's account on a site known as the INTERGUILD, where his artwork would never be criticised...
QUIRVY
Quirvy pretends to be an 18 years old guy from the US who goes to college and whose name rhymes with some Monty Python movie.
in reality..
Spoiler:
QUIRVY IS A TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD OBESE GUY FROM PHILADELPHIA WHO LIKES TO EATH HAMBURGERS AND KIDS. especially Jewish ones. oh, and he's a Buddhist.
Oh, and he is able to
Spoiler:
Fart like a madman
BMWSU
Bmw pretends to be a 16 years old guy from the US who still studies at school and whose friends call him 'big mouth won't shut up'. that is FALSE.
in reality..
Spoiler:
BMW IS REALLY A CAR. IT CAN REACH 100 KMH IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS. ITS WHEREABOUTS ARE UNKNOWN AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT CAN ACTUALLY TYPE IN A COMPUTER. oh, and it claims to be eating gas, in spite of the fact that it only eats VEGETEBLES.[spoiler=5]
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Oh, and he is able to
Spoiler:
Fart like a madman
So Quirvy is actually a lazy American pretending to be a lazy American? The Bmwsu part isn't actually a secret. 2/10
'Quirvy' said:
I saw that this was the round, and that shos had made his entry and I was featured in it, and my first thought was "this is going to be the fat guy with the hamburger, isn't it?"
And then it was. Oh, shos... Your creativity disappoints me.
SHOS
This man CLAIMS to be an Israeli steroid junkie with bad grammar and an affection for dogs, but who is really behind these posts?
Meet Mrs. Weinstock, an 8th grade english teacher
The burden of having to read 120 thirteen-years-olds butcher her favorite language takes a toll on her, and she vents her frustrations into the creation of shos, where she maintains the obliviousness of her students by intentionally making typos and grammatical errors, acting confused all the time, and doing silly things like trying to put a spoiler inside of a spoiler when we all know that doesn't work.
JELLSPROUT
On the exterior of this account lies the self-proclaimed lord of sprout tower, who would like you to think that everyone hates him: he boasts a massively negative karma, and backs it up with a large following of people that would like to kill him
FACT: There is no sprout tower, and if there was, he would not be the lord of it.
FACT: His negative karma is a mirage; he in fact is among the Interguild's leaders in karma
FACT: The ballot was stuffed; he is one of only a handful of people to actually vote for him.
Jellsprout is not the man that you hate, and he never will be.
I'm sorry Quirvy, but your own Poll tells a different story. The Shos part was great, though. 8/10
'Jorster' said:
I'm waiting for one about me...
I'm pretty sure Livio is just a skynet type thing.
Nah, Skynet would be more efficient. 2/10
'Yaya' said:
I have gave this some thought. Some are probably more possible than others.
Jazz: I'm pretty sure Jazz is a time traveller. I first began to suspect this here. I also believe his performance in the last mafia game resulted from an alternate future where the town was getting pwned, and Jazz thought if he got lynched D1,the outcome of the game would change, but he hideously failed. This also would explain his confusing behavior at times. I'm not sure what period in the future he comes from, but it's probably where Satanism has became more popular than Christianity, thus his title/avatar.
Shos: Shos is most likely US VP Joe Biden. Their brash mannerisms are quite similar, and I could see Biden typing exactly like Shos does (except with only his thumbs). Also, he spends a lot of time in the Middle East, so that would explain his knowledge of the area. If this is wrong, I'm positive he is just a talking dog.
Thomas: I would guess that he is the CEO of Burger King, trying to slander the competition, but the fact that their HQ is in Florida puts a hole in my theory. No further thoughts.
Darvince: This guy is the android skynet thing around here. He is always present, just those 13 hour periods where it appears he isn't on is his sorrowful attempt to act human. He wants to be a real boy, but can't, thus his rare suicidal banter. He believes that getting banned/logged off might force his soul out of the network and materialize him, thus his infrequent spanning fits.
Jellsprout: Jell is Santa Claus. He thinks this decade's kids are spoiled and horrific, thus he immerses himself in the technology of yesterday. His sarcastic attitude and love for alcohol is just how the jolly man acts not around Christmas, when there's no children to impress.
Yaya: I have always pondered who I truly am. Who is Yaya? The only other Yayas I've came across are an obscure black actress and a troubled schoolgirl lesbian from an anime I watched (shut up Guyguy). I'm pretty sure I am neither of these, so my quest continues. I look in the mirror and I see an unshaven cracker, but what is beneath that unshaven cracker? I don't know.
Silver: Nevermind, I'll just lose karma...
So you are an obscure black lesbian? Good enough for me. 7/10
'Darvince' said:
First I'll start with Art and Silver. Silver is completely in love with Art, even making an entire thread dedicated to him. She constantly is drawing new things for Art, who loves her just as much. The two have sometimes been caught doing 'it', and rumor has it that Art is engaged with Silver. Also, Neezles mistakes Art for Cedric sometimes, as is evidenced by her Cedric <3 Silver account.
Dando is a giant rabbit, which is why it takes Dando hours to write posts, because if s/he left them uncorrected, this sentence would read like this:
FDSASBDFFFFFFNO IOS AOPGF GUIANTW RAUBATA WIHOHC IOST QAYWY iort trakaaes daSandfio hjuiopuirtser tio wriot eraopstssasdm,. bhjegcfasuyse uidf s./her l;eftr tyghem, uyncioioreektced'; thiios seejntenjuce wiookld rwead l;iokle thiss/
Also, Jorster would like you to know that he is a 22-year old, who is the president of LGBT Wisconsin.
I am not convinced by your bunny theory. And I've been a Silver/Art shipper for years. The Jorster thing is quite surprising, though. Suddenly everything makes so much sense. 8/10
'FlashMarsh' said:
Silver
What you think...
You may think that she is an art loving female member of the , expressing her creativity in the Karma Farm known to the outside world as the 'Art Thread'. Although she has been known under so many usernames, you may think there is nothing different about her... BUT
THE TRUTH
SILVER is really REP. DARREL ISSA. He is a typical crybaby member of the Republican party! He wanted to continue his art career that he started when he was younger and not interfere with his politics. As a result, he ordered the CIA to hack into Silver's account on a site known as the INTERGUILD, where his artwork would never be criticised...
Lol, I was thinking that since you were so behind on the one post topic, you'd never actually see this round. I guess you followed my advice and gave up on trying to catch up, so that you could follow the more current rounds. Regardless, there goes my plan to send you all of these entries as PMs in some random order...
Keep in mind, I've never been too informed on D&D as a whole, so sorry if any thoughts come out grossly inaccurate.
Awesome. Probably a lot more people would enlist to fight in wars, but there would probably be less since they would be more complex. Since most magic doesn't involve physical prowess, most anybody could learn it, allowing humanity to eliminate the need for guns, missiles, etc. Sure, it'd be easier for us to commit crimes, but it'd be just as easy to defend ourselves. The scientific field would be expanded also, studying regenerative abilities on oneself and others, along with the ability to summon creatures.
This would probably either lead to a largely non-industrial society, for we wouldn't need to invent machines to make our lives easier if we already had magic. Or it'd result in the same societal history taking place, but with magic by our side which would probably result in some epic fantasy-infused cyberpunk utopia (think LOTR meets Star Wars), because our magic could advance industrialism and industrialism would advance magic. And probably most decisions would be solved with dice roles instead of coin tosses. You know, just to fit the mood...
Hopefully mankind would explore the boundaries of such abilities; maybe we could cross franchises and eventually learn to use Hadoukens, Kamehamehas and The Force while we're at it? I'd personally prefer a society where we developed Mechas instead of tanks and jets, but a D&D-esque world is fine by me.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
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