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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
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jellsprout
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Tuesday, December 4 2012, 5:44 pm EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

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@Jorster:
I wanted to link to a Pendulum song heavy on bass and say "Listen to this amazing dubstep!". But then I started listening to some Pendulum songs to find a nice one, and I just can't do it anymore. I don't care if it will win me this round, I don't care if you all go mad, this is simply a line I won't cross.
So here is Propane Nightmares. Have a nice day.

@Soccerboy:
There once was a beautiful princess. But oh noes, she got kidnapped by a life size Godzilla statue made of earwax. Luckily there was the Happy Ending and they all lived happily ever after.


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Yaya
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Tuesday, December 4 2012, 6:07 pm EST

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Do you not like Pendulum anymore, Jell?



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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jellsprout
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 6:54 am EST
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I love them. That's why I couldn't it bring to myself to defile them with a joke like that.


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atvelonis
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 8:53 am EST
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Once upon a time there was a princess that was very actually a life-sized Godzilla statue that was made out of earwax.  She loved being a life-sized Godzilla statue made of earwax.  The End.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
atvelonis
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 8:54 am EST
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Mine's so... good


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
krotomo
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 3:35 pm EST
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Once upon a time, the Princess Vandz of the evil dark lands ordered a life size Godzilla statue made of earwax to be built for some reason. She forced peaceful citizens into slavery to help built it. Then, a cow bit her head off, and everyone lived happily ever after.
Jorster
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 6:33 pm EST
mfw

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'krotomo' said:
I'm going to troll you by not trolling you.

There's no point in trolling someone who is expecting or wants to be trolled.

I refuse.

-Snip-

Just kidding! Trolololol.


Not bad. 7/10

'Isa' said:
Click me


Just slightly the wrong color, but still pretty good. 8/10

'Kooler' said:
Sorry, but I just wanted to make a video tribute to you, Jorster!  It's kind of not related to your topic, but this is the only place I could get your attention without PM'ing you.

Enjoy, Jory! <3


Saw that one coming 6/10

'atvelonis' said:


Not really. 6/10

'Yaya' said:
I'll try my best!


LIES 8/10

'soccerboy13542' said:
Half round time! You have one post to write a three sentence story that involves a princess, a happy ending, and a life size Godzilla statue made of earwax



Apparently, I'm the only one who realized this was his trolling attempt, and not a real half round.... 9/10

'jellsprout' said:
@Jorster:
I wanted to link to a Pendulum song heavy on bass and say "Listen to this amazing dubstep!". But then I started listening to some Pendulum songs to find a nice one, and I just can't do it anymore. I don't care if it will win me this round, I don't care if you all go mad, this is simply a line I won't cross.
So here is Propane Nightmares. Have a nice day.


I liked the song, but it didn't troll me. For that, 6/10




Soccerboy wins, by trolling the general populace


Jorster
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 6:35 pm EST
mfw

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I'd like to point out that I originally though Soccer's entry was a real half round, and My reaction was "Wait, what the hell?" Then about 10 seconds later I realized it.


soccerboy13542
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 6:45 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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You have one post to convince me to get off your lawn.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
FlashMarsh
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 6:47 pm EST

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welcome to 'murica
atvelonis
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 7:02 pm EST
Apocryphal Ruminator

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I've got a herd of flesh-eating reindeer and an invisible pack of angry man(or woman)-eating bunny rabbits the size of a backpack, along with an arsenal of flying, genetically mutated piranhas with razor-sharp teeth, with lungs, that attack intruders on sight.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Mymop
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 8:00 pm EST
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop

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My cat will sleep on your face until you GET OFF MY LAWN


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krotomo
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 10:05 pm EST
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I don't have a lawn.
Darvince
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Wednesday, December 5 2012, 10:29 pm EST
sea level change

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My lawn exists only in the fifth spatial dimension.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Quirvy
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Thursday, December 6 2012, 2:41 am EST
  

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spooky secret
snipereborn
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Thursday, December 6 2012, 8:06 pm EST
Fact Squisher

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By the way, my "lawn" is actually a lava pit. Just so you know.


Everyone runs faster with a knife.
jazz
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Thursday, December 6 2012, 8:13 pm EST

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sudo get off lawn
Yaya
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Thursday, December 6 2012, 8:58 pm EST

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My lawn is in scenic Ohio, thus there is a 33.333333% chance of it either being a serial killer victim drop site or an Native American burial ground. Also, come inside instead and have some complementary Pop tarts.



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buboy24
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Friday, December 7 2012, 5:45 am EST

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Apparently, I'm living in a condo.


It's good to be back.
jellsprout
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Friday, December 7 2012, 6:29 am EST
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Livio
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Friday, December 7 2012, 8:36 pm EST

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soccerboy13542
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Friday, December 7 2012, 11:48 pm EST
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'FlashMarsh' said:


welcome to 'murica


3/10 I didn't know you were American, guyguy...

'atvelonis' said:
I've got a herd of flesh-eating reindeer and an invisible pack of angry man(or woman)-eating bunny rabbits the size of a backpack, along with an arsenal of flying, genetically mutated piranhas with razor-sharp teeth, with lungs, that attack intruders on sight.


6/10 Flesh eating, meh. Not exactly scary. but dang. piranhas with lungs. holy god.

'mymop' said:
My cat will sleep on your face until you GET OFF MY LAWN


1/10 I like cats.

'krotomo' said:
I don't have a lawn.


2/10 In that case, I will remain where I stand.

'Darvince' said:
My lawn exists only in the fifth spatial dimension.


1/10 you blew my cover.

'Quirvy' said:


5/10 This would be the winner if the sign was floating...

'snipereborn' said:
By the way, my "lawn" is actually a lava pit. Just so you know.


4/10 I won't fall for this lol. Red paints won't fool me this time!

'jazz' said:
sudo get off lawn


7/10 Crap.

'Yaya' said:
My lawn is in scenic Ohio, thus there is a 33.333333% chance of it either being a serial killer victim drop site or an Native American burial ground. Also, come inside instead and have some complementary Pop tarts.


9/10 Poptarts are part of the main food groups, so you have bested me.

'buboy24' said:
Apparently, I'm living in a condo.


3/10 Apparently, your condo has a lawn.

'jellsprout' said:
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-∞/10 See what I did there? ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞? The dog's chained lol

'Livio' said:
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holy mother of---------/10





YAYA WINS.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yaya
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Saturday, December 8 2012, 1:00 pm EST

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You have one post to... speculate why Quirvy sent me this PM of Avi Muchnick. (I tried asking him 5 days ago, but he never responded. So this is his fault. If Quirvy comes on and tells me straight up, that doesn't necessarily mean he wins, I'm always looking to be entertained).
'Quirvy' said:
  



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krotomo
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Saturday, December 8 2012, 1:02 pm EST
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He probably sent it to you when he was drunk on hamburgers.

(Yes, you can get drunk on hamburgers, as long as you eat as much as Quirvy.)
Isa
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Saturday, December 8 2012, 1:11 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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I got it too so I can guess why

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