Tips for round winners:[what you have one post to do goes here] "Interrounds: Spoiler:
R1:
Impress D52 (Livio)
R2:
Impress D52 (Dekudude)
R3:
Convince D52 you are not neezles (Yaya)
R4:
Come up with best idea for round 5 (Dekudude)
R5:
Impersonate Livio (Isa)
R6:
Run for president (Thomas)
R7:
Impress Thomas (Deathbunni X)
R8:
Argue whether or not Thomas should be impeached (Livio/Yaya/Jellsprout)(Yes)
R9:
Find the best replacement for Thomas (Jazz)(Haily)
R10:
Find a new avatar for CSD (Jellsprout)
R11:
Say or do something humorous (Dando)(without posting)
R12:
Convince D52 who should run the next round (Jellsprout)(Dando)
R13:
What you would do if you were in charge of the interguild (Yaya)
R14:
Where should real life IO be held? (Quirvy)
R15:
What should InterBot be next? (Livio)
R16:
Should the staff bring back the fuchsia censor? (jellsprout)(No)
R17:
Come up with cool concept for new flash game (Yuggy and Yaya)
R18:
What you would have if you could have anything in the world (Quirvy)
R19:
Be as diabolical as possible (Dekudude)
R20:
Be as non-diabolical as possible (Quirvy)
R21:
Make least convincing argument for why you should win R21 (Dekudude)
R22:
Make yourself look as intelligent as possible (Livio)
R22.5:
Estimate how long it will take for Livio to post the next round (Yuggy)
R23:
Be as patriotic to your home country as possible (Thomas)
R24:
Post 5 things you like about IceCaves (Quirvy --> Silver)
R25a:
Give 5 seperate reasons for why cookies are awesome, why Silver is awesome and why she should give you a cookie (canceled)
R25b:
Impress Silver by writing a very short story involving a meteorite crash (Yaya --> Dezzla)
R26:
Guess where Dezzla was for the past two days and what he did (shos)
R27:
Guess what Shos is wearing (Dekudude)
R28:
Tell the best original riddle you can (Livio[/Dezzla/Yuggy/Soccerboy13542])
R29:
Tell Quirvy how much you missed him while he was gone (Yaya)
R30:
Tell who would you pick to play a certain member and why, if there was a movie about the interguild (Quirvy[/canadianstickdeath])
R31:
Decide between Sparta or Independence, and defend your decision (soccerboy13542) (Sparta)
R32:
Think of a witty board title that can seek as much attention as possible (Thomas[/Silver])
R33:
Choose a new avatar for Thomas (dekudude)
R34:
provide the most wisdom you can possibly relay in 3 words (Jazz)
R35:
Sound as smart as possible while sounding as stupid as possible at the same time. (Dekudude/Thomas)
R36:
Tell Jellsprout how much you missed him (Yuggy)
R37:
Scare Yuggy (Yaya)
R38:
Post a word that sounds funny/makes you laugh and why (Jellsprout[/Dekudude])
R39:
make your post's ID end in a 7 (Shos)
R40:
Link shos to the finniest post in the Interguild (Quirvy)
R41:
write a 6-12 line poem about Thomas (Dando)
R41.5:
Guess how many dogs shos has at home at that moment. (Jellsprout)
R42:
come up with a crazy Interguild-related conspiracy theory and support it with evidence. (Deathbunni X)
R43:
predict when the best of 2010 will be judged (Silver)
R43.5
Write a haiku about Captain Oblivious (shos)
R44:
Describe how it would be like to explore your dreams (Jellsprout)
R45:
Make Jell laugh ("He That Saw It Happen" aka Isa)
R46:
Make the most humorous limerick you can. (Shavey)
R46.5:
Write a poem about Quirvy (Dekudude)
R47:
Tell Shavey what you would do if you ruled the world (Yuggy)
R48:
Tell Yuggy what you would do if you had the power to do anything (shos)
R48.5:
Guess where Yuggy will be going on vacation (guyguy)
R48.6:
Post a link to your favorite post on the interguild (soccerboy)
R49:
Find the biggest fail on the interguild (Quirvy)
R50:
Help Captain Oblivious as best you can (Jellsprout)
R51:
Write the synopsis to Interguild: The Movie (Yaya)
R52:
Create an imaginary drink, and explain what would be in it (Harumbai)
R52.5:
Tell shos stuff you know about him (Quirvy/Soccerboy(?))
R53:
Freely imitate another member. (Jazz)
R54:
Come up with your own idea for a competition (Jell/Quirvy/Shos)
R55:
Decide who to Lynch (Quirvy --> Kooler)
R55.5:
Post something that confuses Yuggy (Shos)
R56:
Guess Kooler's least favorite food (DeathBunni X)
R56.5:
Scare ShaveyDave (Shos)
R57:
What would you do if you were Livio for a day? (Never judged?)
R57.5:
"make the most awesomest reference to anything" (jellsprout)
R58:
Tell us what you think of when you think of CSD (Yaya)
R59:
All the food has been eaten. Which member do we eat first? (guyguy)
R60:
Name your newly discovered country (Kooler)
R60.5:
Tell shos why eating Kosher may or may not suck (Jellsprout)
R61:
Create an empire, only out of words (Shavey)
R62:
Show Shavey the best picture ever (Jellsprout)
R63:
Describe how you would propose to Dando/Jebby (Yaya)
R63.5:
Find the most random post on the interguild (Shos/Yaya)
R64:
Provide the best youtube channel you can find (Jellsprout)
R64.5-->65:
Impress Yuggy with a drawing you made (Silver)
R65.5:
Write the script to "Interguild: the Sitcom" (Quirvy)
R66:
Impress Silver with a colorful drawing or scribble (Quirvy)
R67:
Say something interesting (Yaya)
R68:
Give a member of the Interguild a wrestler-sort-of name (Shos/Jellsprout)
R69:
Show some Ol' Neezles Spirit in a few lines (Yaya/Kooler)
R70:
Give your best theory on the real story/whereabouts/origins of Art. (Soccerboy)
R71:
Explain why Soccerboy shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar (Yaya)
R72:
Use your wit and intellect to give jellsprout a good idea (Quirvy/Shavey)
R72.5:
Write a caption for some crazy image (FlashMarsh)
R73:
Tell use what the worst feeling ever is (Jellsprout/Thomas)
R74:
Write a cool story about Haily and Livio. (Yuggy)
R75:
Inform us where in the world you would go if you could go anywhere (Jellsprout)
R76:
Tell us what you think of when you think of TNT (Shos/Jazz)
R77:
Make a picture using hatpc code (BMWSU)
R77.5:
Post a new smiley (No one)
R77.6:
Do your best Neezles impersonation (Neezles)
R78:
Say what the best Christmas present would be (Yaya)
R79:
Come up with the best reason for why Isa should eat more donuts (Jell/Isa)
R80:
Nominate the best smilie on the Interguild, with as good reasoning as possible (Quirvy)
R81:
Do your worst Neezles impersonation (Shos/Yuggy/Kooler)
R82:
Present to Shos the stupidest sentence a politician said that you can find (Yaya)
R83:
Show/make the coolest looking recursion (Isa)
R84:
Rename "that creature" currently known as an Ewok (Flashmarsh)
R85:
Find the worst flash game on the internet (Shavey Dave)
R86:
Impress Shavey with something Christmasy (Jellsprout)
R87:
Post a screenshot of getting your highest score in the "Do Not Play" game (Soccerboy)
R88:
Give Soccerboy a new avatar (Thomas)
R89:
Make a character for Thomas for "The Interguild: Season 2" comic (Jazz)
R90:
Be a ninja (Jellsprout/Yaya)
R91:
Complete Yaya's Adlib (Quirvy/Snipereborn)
R92:
Figure out what to do or what happened to you that has caused you to wake up in bed with a large fish (Yaya/Jellsprout)
R93:
Impress Silver with a song (Quirvy)
R94:
Act normal (Thomas)
R95:
Create a new level for the Aeon Demo (Quirvy/Livio)
R96:
Make up a name of a soda/fizzy drink (Sniper)
R96.5:
Make two posts (Sniper)
R97:
Find the most interesting webpage and explain why it is the most interesting webpage (Jellsprout)
R98:
Post some good m/etal (Chezerony)
R99:
Recount most awkward moment (Shos)
R100:
Convince shos whether or not he should shave his beard (soccerboy13542)
R100.5:
Tell sniper what you do when life gives you lemons (no one)
R101:
Impress Soccer (Quirvy)
R102:
Act mature and civilized (Shavey Dave)
R103:
Defy the laws of physics (Cedric/shos)
R104:
Think of ideas for future one post rounds (Silver/Shavey Dave)
R105:
Tell Livio to stop being lazy (Chezerony)
R105.5:
Apologize to Livio for being negative, tell silver to stop being lazy (never judged)
R106:
Plan the perfect, yet reasonable day (Sniper/Bmwsu)
R107:
Tell Sniper what you would do if you suddenly found yourself in possession of a one-time-use time machine (Cedric)
R108:
Predict who will win the Super Bowl (Quirvy)
R109:
Ask a stupid question (Soccer)
R110:
Explain why Chezerony brought "You Have One Post To..." to Hatena and why that has more hits on google (Quirvy)
R111:
Be as annoying as possible (Harumbai)
R112:
Write an amusing sentence including a Dangling Modifier (Yaya)
R113:
Guess which animal is printed on the trashcan in Yaya's bathroom (Jellsprout)
R113.5:
Come up with a name for the 5 pioneers of the new interguild server (Yaya)
R114:
Save the princess (Sniper/Quirvy/Soccerboy)
R115:
Rewrite the main plot line for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim so that it isn't terrible. (shos)
R116:
Find shos the most entertaining <30secs video on youtube (Jazz)
R117:
Tell Jazz which oldie you would revive and why (Harumbai/shos)
R117.5:
Tell Bmwsu why this round is so awesome (Cedric)
R117.6:
Get mad at Jazz for leaving his round behind (Sniper/Quirvy?)
R117.7:
Say correctly what the first game Mario was in, and what year that game came out, without using google (jellsprout/DBX)
R118:
Find the best rhyming the words you can (Sniper)
R119:
Tell which country your army of Giant Death Robots should take over first, and why (Shavey/Jazz)
R120:
Form an Interguild army out of the staff members and give them rank/position/job (Yaya/Yuggy)
R121:
Come up with a word that rhymes with "Orange" and give it meaning (Yaya)
R122:
Explain which object in your house you'd use as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse (Deathbunni X/Sniper)
R122.5:
Revive this topic (Sniper)
R123:
Come up with a terrorist plot that can only be thwarted by a toothpick (shos)
R124:
Give shos the best Lord of the Rings quote you can bring up (Bmwsu)
R125:
Come up with what Bmwsu stands for (FlashMarsh)
R125.5:
Plan out what you're going to do to wake Bmwsu up (Shos/Silver)
R126:
Give shos the coolest thing you can find in the periodic table (Yaya)
R126.5:
Give Jazz the hottest thing you can find on the periodic table (Jellsprout)
R127:
Choose an object that you would like to remove from existence (Jellsprout/Sniper)
R128:
Tell sniper which child's toy you would like to be turned into (rocket guy2)
R129:
Explain why and how you're weird (Quirvy)
R130:
Find a random post and quote it out of context (jellsprout)
R131:
Show Jell a picture of your favorite famous Dutch person (Isa)
R132:
Link Isa to your favorite HatPC level and give a decent motivation why it is your favorite (Yaya)
R133:
Suggest a hobby for Yaya to take up (Sniper/Yuggy)
R134:
Come up with the best video game idea of all time (Jellsprout)
R135:
Link to the best Tool-Assisted Speedrun (Jazz)
R136:
Be a boss (Yaya/Shos/Isa)
R137:
Give Bmwsu a new avatar (Bmwsu = bad judge)
R137.5:
Draw an amateur picture of what you think Quirvy looks up like (Isa)
R137.6:
Give an honest rating of a level you've never played before
R138:
Vent about your entry not winning previous round (Shavey Dave)
R139:
Make Shavey laugh by being boring (shos)
R140:
Pick the funniest idea from a one post round that's already happened (Yaya)
R141:
Win this round (Shavey)
R142:
Provide the best party idea ever (shos)
R143:
Retrieve online news article with funny headline (Jell/Yuggy)
R144:
Impress Yuggy with your brains (Sniper/shos/jell)
R144.5:
Break all of the rules (shos)
R145:
Politely explode about whether or not unfair peanut butter distribution is harming the lower class (Quirvy)
R145.5:
Find an humorous old post you made on the old interguild
R146:
Guess what Quirvy's computer's background image is (Bmwsu)
R147:
Come up with a great idea for a new product (Sniper)
R148:
Defeat yourself in an epic battle of the wits (Bmwsu)
R149:
Show Bmwsu all that you've learned from your education (Chezerony)
R150:
You have one post to generate a minecraft achievement (Yuggy)
R150.5:
Cleverly rickroll Jazz (Jell/Quirvy/Isa)
R150.75:
Convince Jazz to judge halfround, Yuggy to start next round (Sniper)
R151:
Entertain Yuggy (Shavey/shos)
R151.5:
Explain why Jorster is so dang smexy (Soccer)
R152:
Come up with a cool role for an independent in mafia (Sniper)
R153:
Tell Sniper your zombie plans (Yaya)
R153.5:
Give shos a funny hebrew quote (No one)
R154:
Explain to Yaya how he should go about acquiring a new toaster (Soccer)
R155:
Suggest a unique cave for Soccer to play (Quirvy)
R155.5:
Say why it is better being a guy/girl than a girl/guy (Not judged)
R156:
Come up with a theory explaining what happened to Gregory the Pony, and where the majestic beast is (Yaya)
R157:
Humorously blackmail Yaya into letting you win this round (Jell/Isa)
R158:
Explain why you are better than the poster above you (Quirvy)
R159:
Make jokes that aren't funny (Darvince, victoriously)
R160:
Pretend to be Thomas from summer 2010 (Bmwsu/Isa)
R161:
Argue for why Jellsprout should be lynched instead of this smiley: (Jellsprout)
R162:
Show what other members are not what they pretend to be (Quirvy/Darvince)
R163:
Come up with what Quirvy should say in a PM to Livio (Snipereborn/Livio)
R164:
Contemplate how the world would be different today if human beings had evolved being able to cast D&D style spells (Yaya)
R165:
Explain how you would react/what you would do upon waking up with a peg-leg (Shavey Dave/Darvince)
R165.5:
You have one post to suggest a new avatar for Jorster (Not judged)
R166:
Which Interguild member would you eat first in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Design a perfect animal by mixing other animals together (Isa)
R167:
Make a point (Shos)
R168:
Explain why it is better to be a guy/girl (again) (Jellsprout/Jorster/Jebby/Jdouble04w/Jazz/James/etc.)
R169:
Say how you prefer to be woken up in the morning, and why (Darvince)
R170:
Get karma on your post in this round (Yuggy)
R171:
Find Yuggy the stupidest statement ever (Shavey/Isa)
R171.5:
Tell Rocket Guy 2 when the round will be judged! (Quirvy)
R172:
Write a poem about an Interguild member (Yaya)
R172.5:
Give Shos the best martial arts video you can find on Youtube (Soccerboy13542)
R173:
Explain what you would do if you cloned yourself (Shos/Soccerboy13542)
R173.5:
You have one post for this to not actually be a round (Darvince?)
R174:
Create a conspiracy about why nearly 25% of Nobel lauriettes(sp?) are Jews (Jellsprout)
R175:
You have one post to describe your own tabletop RPG class (Yaya)
R176:
Describe the monster under your bed/in your closet (Soccerboy)
R177:
Come up with what competition should have been added to Week Four of the IO (Shos)
R178:
You have one post to describe possible effects of an imaginative drug named 'Le shos' (Quirvy)
R179:
Come up with an unexpected twist in that will happen at the end of the Interguild Olympics (Soccerboy13542/Snipereborn)
R180:
Kill an opponent in the IO. Answer the following: What team are you from? Who do you kill? What team is the person you are killing from? What is your reason for killing them? If you kill them, how much will your chances of winning improve? (Dando52/Quirvy)
R181:
Bribe D52 (Jellsprout/Thomas)
R182:
Come up with a good theme for the next mafia game. (Shos/Jellsprout)
R183:
You have one post to give Shos two words, one is an anagram of the other. Make that pair as cool as possible. (Jorster)
R184:
Give Jorster the best Smiley emoticon ( (Quirvy/Shos)
R185:
Prove to Quirvy that you are not Shos. (Jellsprout)
R186:
You have one post to give a plan to increase activity on the site (Quirvy)
R187:
Tell Quirvy who you want to lynch and why. (Shavey/Jazz)
R188:
Add on to "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." using one to three sentences (Shos)
R189:
You have one post to continue the story from the post above you, with 2-4 sentences. (Yuggy)
R190:
Make up a long word and it's meaning (Yaya)
R191:
Post an awesome .gif. (Quirvy)
R192:
Say something nice about Livio. (Flashmarsh/Yaya --> Thomas)
R193:
Say something nice about Haily (Yaya/Soccerboy)
R194:
Convince me to give you a low rating (Yaya/Sniper)
R195:
Conduct a serious business meeting while wearing a stripped party hat. (Jellsprout)
R196:
You have one post to convince Jellsprout to judge this round (Yaya)
R197:
Come up with the best creative use for a large amount of live guinea pigs (Krotomo)
R198:
Come up with the greatest 5-8 sentence story involving an explosive tree frog and a cake (Yaya)
R199:
Devise a scheme to make more Americans embrace football (soccer). (Shos/Jell)
R200:
You have one post to post a good song I've never heard before (Yaya --> Flashmarsh)
R201:
You have one post to tell me the best game you've ever played and why. (Isa)
R202:
You have one post to write a haiku about triumph. (Quirvy)
R203:
Write a haiku about failure. (Jellsprout)
R204:
You have one post to win this round (Snipereborn)
R205:
Form a perfect circle. (Soccerboy13542)
R206:
Give Soccerboy13542 the best spongebob quote. (Livio/Harumbai)
R207:
You have one post to link Livio to a product that you think Livio should buy with a Target gift card. (Yaya)
R208:
Sugg hydrocinnamyl eliomys? (Shos/Krotomo)
R209:
You have one post to describe the perfect use of 'if you cannot beat them, join them' (Livio)
R209.5:
You have one post to make a sandwich for anyone you want (Yuggy)
R210:
Show off yo skillz (Jellsprout/Flashmarsh)
R211:
You have one post to list both your favorite part and your least favorite part about the Interguild. (Livio screws things up)
R211:
You have one post to find me the worst post on the Interguild. (Shavey Dave --> Shos(?))
R212:
You have one post to tell Shos which number is the most beautiful one, and why. (Harumbai)
R213:
You have one post to describe the best 3 course meal, EVER! (Jazz)
R214:
Describe your ideal bedroom (Buboy24/Soccerboy13542/Quirvy/Shos)
R215:
Come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round. (Yaya)
R216:
You have one post to... cause a paradox? Maybe? (Shos/Snipereborn)
R217:
Pick a previous round winner's entry and come up with a better one (Jazz)
R218:
Suggest a totally ridiculous idea to boost Interguild activity (Flashmarsh)
R219:
Write a speech about leaving the Interguild. (Snipereborn)
R219.5:
Find Soccerboy13542 a new avatar. (Buboy24/Flashmarsh)
R220:
End a flame war. (Quirvy)
R221:
Make a sinister post. (Snipereborn/Flashmarsh)
R222:
Find out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. (Krotomo)
R223:
Make Krotomo laugh (Quirvy)
R224:
Give Quirvy a really bad song. (Yaya --> Buboy24)
R225:
Give Buboy24 a Filipino song which you liked. (Jellsprout)
R226:
You have one post to nominate anyone for president (Flashmarsh)
R227:
You have one post to make up a vague yet deep and meaningful statement about human nature. (Krotomo)
R228:
Find the best way to put out this fire. (Livio)
R228.5:
Do a barrel roll (See R231.5)
R229:
You have one post to come up with a creative use for this turkey. (Rocket Guy)
R230:
Explain maths in 5 words (Snipereborn)
R231:
Explain why Shos always gets second place. (Isa/Quirvy)
R231.5:
You have one post to hax. (Jellsprout)
R232:
Write Livio a love poem. (Jorster)
R233:
Creatively troll me (Soccerboy13542)
R233.5:
Write a three sentence story that involves a princess, a happy ending, and a life size Godzilla statue made of earwax (We all lose)
R234:
Convince Soccerboy13542 to get off your lawn. (Yaya)
R235:
Speculate why Quirvy sent people this PM of Avi Muchnick. (Bmwsu)
R236:
Guess what actually went down, in detail, the night Quirvy got pregnant and to guess what the name of his child is. (Isa)
R237:
Create a signature for any staff member currently without one. (Snipereborn)
R238:
Come up with a creative use for a can of compressed air. (Jellsprout)
R239:
You have one post to tell the story of how Jellsprout met your mother (Krotomo)
R240:
End the world. (Atvelonis)
R241:
Explain why Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's nose is red (Jazz)
R242:
Make a sarcastic or witty response to the following: (Jellsprout --> Isa)
R243:
Convey a meaningful message with the usage of only smileys, with a maximum of five smileys used. (Jellsprout)
R244:
You have one post to link me to the best Flash game you can find (Quirvy)
R245:
Tell me what you would do if you were Livio for a day (Shos --> Darvince)
R246:
Judge this round (Yaya/Snipereborn ---------> Interbot)
R247:
Fight the power, stick it to the man and such? (Isa/Snipereborn/Jorster/Interbot/Jazz)
R248:
You have one post to cheer Yaya up. (Not judged
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R249:
Prove to Interbot that you are the most worthy individual of hosting the next round (Bmwsu)
R250:
You have one post to explain to Bmwsu how you would spend a day with D52. (Jellsprout/Kinectking)
R251:
You have one post to remake the Hannah sprite into something different (Krotomo)
R251.5:
Type the most sophisticated sentence possible in response to... if you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have (Jazz)
R251.75:
Say 'NO' in an aggressive yet humorous way. (Shos)
R252:
Post something that has an ironic name (Isa)
R253:
You have one post to make sure Quirvy wins this round (Everyone/Quirvy)
R254:
Have some shenanigans. (Darvince)
R255:
Not use words, even words in images, in your post. (Soccerboy13542)
R256:
Make a post where no one posts in succession within five hours. (Jellsprout/Shos)
R257:
You have ine post to post eithin five hours of the last post. (Jazz)
R257.5:
You have one post to make an imitation of Livio. (Darvince)
R258:
You have one post to (Buboy24/Quirvy)
R258.5:
Guess what time and day Darvince will judge the round (Not judged)
R259:
Be as Yaya as possible. (Krotomo)
R260:
Make a paragraph starting with "When I was just a boy" without sounding like an old man. (Snipereborn)
R261:
You have one post to use tapioca as a verb. (Darvince)
R261.5:
You have one post to say NO to cocaine (Not judged)
R262:
You have one post to institute a communist government in Nigeria. (Jellsprout)
R262.5:
You have one post to justify people sterilizing needles that are being used for lethal injections (Jellsprout)
R263:
You have one post to tell me of your favorite method for solving first-order linear ODE's (Mymop)
R264:
You have one post to eat Krotomo. (Jorster)
R265:
You have one post to teach me how to jerk (Kinectking/Quirvy)
R266:
You have one post to create trashy goth/emo poetry. (Yaya)
R267:
You have one post to... bear with me. (Soccerboy13542/Kinectking)
R268:
You have one post to.... make your post 3D. (Jellsprout)
R269:
You have one post to judge the previous round properly (Kinectking)
R270:
Say something in German that doesn't sound angry (Magnapple)
R271:
You have one post to write a short poem without using the word "the" (Jazz)
R272:
You have one post to convince Jazz to buy a Snuggie (Kooler)
R272.5:
You have one post to convince Charizard to start dancing Ballet. (Not judged)
R273:
Marry an Interguild member. (Darvince/Jorster/Jellsprout)
R274:
Showcase your favorite pic from Jorster/Darvince's wedding. (Soccerboy13542)
R275:
Create a new evolutionary line of pokemon in X and Y. (Jellsprout)
R276:
You have one post to offer to hold the next competition and say what the theme should be (Soccerboy13542)
R277:
Persuade a staff member to unlock the sarcasm thread. (Jellsprout)
R277.5:
You have one post to go. (Not judged)
R278:
You have one post to convince a staff member to lock the Sarcasm Thread (Yaya)
R279:
You have one post to *wheat thins* (Krotomo)
R280:
You have one post to show shos showing shos shows. (Snipereborn)
R281:
You have one post to use irony. (Quirvy)
R282:
You have one post to come up with an idea for a prank. (Binary Guy)
R283:
You have one post to act like neezles (Soccerboy13542)
R284:
Write a job application to McDonalds, where Soccerboy will be your manager. (Krotomo/Binary Guy)
R285:
You have one post to make lunch. (Binary Guy)
R286:
Explain what in wikipedia's ponytail deconstruction is bonus points for deconstructing this thread (Darvince)
R287:
You have one post to find Darvince elsewhere. (Binary Guy)
R288:
You have one post to make a chain of edits linking to each other. (Darvince)
R289:
You have one post to stop IO 2013 from happening. (Flashmarsh)
R290:
Write a poem involving a beach ball and an igloo, with themes of perseverance and the ugly side of communism. (Quirvy)
R291:
You have one post to accidentally get yourself lynched. (Yimmy)
R292:
Give Yimmy a profile page (Kooler)
R292.5:
Make up an inspirational quote which actually sounds ridiculous (Not judged)
R293:
You have one post to convince me to make you the winner of this round. (Quirvy)
R294:
You have one post to make Quirvy dislike you the most. (Yimmy)
R295:
You have one post to blue spaghetti (Quirvy)
R296:
You have one post to insult Quirvy. (Jorster/Jellsprout)
R297:
Overthrow the government with nothing but a tube of toothpaste, a dead fish, and some tinfoil (Darvince/Quirvy)
R298:
You have one post to trid burgwere gleichenia (Mymop)
R298.5:
You have one post to prove to Ilikepop4 that she's not awesome (Jorster)
R299:
You have one post to amuse me with an image. (Binary Guy)
R300:
You have one post to construct a face out of smilies. (Darvince)
R300.5:
You have one post to impress Yimmy and convince him that you are NOT neezles. (Quirvy)
R300.6:
Convince Quirvy that you're not Livio (Snipereborn/Krotomo/Jorster (A bunch of crappy decimal-rounds come after this, but all aren't judged/don't matter/shouldn't exist)
R301:
Prove that Israel isn't real. (Snipereborn)
R302:
Tell Snipereborn why his socks are dirty. (Yaya)
R303:
What object of yours is most likely to be possessed by a demon? (Atvelonis)
R304:
Write a letter to Atvelonis's cat. (Shos)
R305:
You have one post to explain who is to blame for the obesity in america. (Binary Guy)
R306:
You have one post to explain a complex/difficult concept or idea using only a special set of words. (Yaya)
R307:
Post a picture worth 362 words. (Yimmy/Bang_jan)
R308:
You have one post to impersonate haily (Darvince)
R309:
Do formal literary analysis on the chatbox. (Jazz/Binary Guy)
R310:
You have one post to find Binary Guy a particular gif (Jellsprout)
R311:
You have one post to come up with an alternative to the Interguild Olympics (Bang_jan)
R312:
You have one post to explain why packaging you need scissors to open is still around. (Snipereborn)
R313:
You have one post to plot, furtively (Jellsprout)
R314:
You have one post to invent a new character and bring me to tears with his or her (or any variations thereupon's) death. (Jazz)
R315:
You have one post to figure out what happened in STORY TIME WITH JAZZ-SAN!!1!one (???)
R315.5:
You have one post to not turn back (Kinectking)
R316:
You have one post to convince me homework is useless or useful (your choice) (Bang Jan)
R316.5:
You have one post to explain why pennies exist. (None)
R317:
You have one post to convince me that you're not the Devil. (Shos)
R318:
You have one post to find me the funniest comic. (Atvelonis)
R319:
You have one post to prove to me that you're not Jellsprout. (Quirvy)
R320:
You have one post to tell me something that I don't already know (Binary Guy)
R321:
You have one post to post twice (Soccerboy13542)
R322:
You have one post to cook Soccerboy a five course meal. (Stephen Harper)
R322.5:
You have one post to break one of the rules of The Interguild. (None)
R323:
You have one post to explain why you would make a better Prime Minister than Stephen Harper. (Yaya)
R324:
You have one post to... discuss the merits of Canadian bacon. (Jazz)
R325:
You have one post to prove to Jazz that you aren't a robot. (Yimmy)
R326:
Come up with a reason to ban Yimmy (Kinectking)
R327:
You have one post to convince me that tater tots aren't made of potato intestines (Yaya)
R327.5:
You have one post to convince me that you're a god. (Yaya)
R328:
You have one post to... detail your plan to fight crime and clean up the streets. (Shos)
R329:
You have one post to explain to me how the Ninja Turtles never managed to kill Shredder and vice versa. (Kinectking)
R330:
You have one post to be a pokemon (Yaya/Krotomo)
R331:
You have one post to drink orange juice with a fork. (Kinectking)
R331.5:
You have one post to suggest a cave for Bang Jan to make a walkthrough of. (None)
R332:
You have one post to be an addict (Yaya)
R332.5:
You have one post to kill someone. (None)
R333:
You have one post to... tell me your favorite tool/method for demon exorcism/banishment. (Jazz)
R333.5:
You have one post to do something completely obnoxious. (None)
R333.6:
You have one post to explain which organ in the stomach would be the most respectable if they could talk to each other. (None)
R334:
You have one post to explain to me why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (None... 26 days later
, Yimmy)
R334.5:
You have one post to tell me why (Quirvy)
R335:
You have one post to make an absurd proposal for how to fix the staff (Jellsprout)
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Bang Jan
Age: 24Karma: -37Posts: 641Gender: Male pm | email Shos wins the half round. That was funny!
shos
~Jack of all trades~Age: 31Karma: 389Posts: 8273Gender: Male Location: Israelpm | email
I'm not canadian, duh?
jellsprout
Lord of Sprout TowerKarma: -2147482799Posts: 6445Gender: Male pm | email
I am a mod here, not because I asked for it, but because I was offered the job. That is how much people trust me in the role of leader.
Stephen Harper
Karma: Posts: pm | email 'atvelonis' said:
I would slaughter all who defy me, and sacrifice them and gain immortal life.
That is highly illegal and impossible. 0/10
'yimmy7' said:
i would kill you
That is illegal. 0/10
'bang_jan' said:
I IS GREAT PINEAPPLE AND I KILL SLOW AND HURT.
That is illegal and you are not a pineapple and are poor at grammar. 0/10
'FlashMarsh' said:
my eyes are not sunk into my head
A better reason than the previous ones but my eyes being sunk into my head is unrelated to my competency as a prime minister. 1/10
'jellsprout' said:
My "Ask ..." topic is more successful.
My topic was created on Sunday, November 10 2013, 3:31 am EST while yours was created on Friday, December 4 2009, 1:46 pm EST so you have had more time to have more posts. 1/10
'kinectking' said:
I'm a homunculus , so I wouldn't die, and could rule my people (basically) forever. Or at least long enough to master alchemy...
Homunculi are a fictional concept from a fictional show, so your reasoning is illogical. 0/10
'Yaya' said:
My taste in ties is better.
Until you give me evidence that your taste in ties is better I cannot accept your reasoning. 2/10
'bang_jan' said:
Shos wins the half round. That was funny!
Unrelated to my round. -1/10
'shos' said:
I'm not canadian, duh?
Being Canadian is unrelated to your competency as a prime minister. 0/10
'jellsprout' said:
I am a mod here, not because I asked for it, but because I was offered the job. That is how much people trust me in the role of leader.
You posted twice and I said you have
one post. Maybe you should get checked for Alzheimer's disease as that will be highly detrimental to your performance as a prime minister. 0/10
Yaya wins! Jorster
mfwKarma: 168Posts: 2549Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garagepm | email
Dem low scores
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email As my first future order of office...You have one post to... discuss the merits of Canadian bacon. I mean, it's totally just ham, right?
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. Jorster
mfwKarma: 168Posts: 2549Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garagepm | email
Advantages: Ham
Jorster
mfwKarma: 168Posts: 2549Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garagepm | email
Aaaaand now I'm getting hockey, related ads
Bang Jan
Age: 24Karma: -37Posts: 641Gender: Male pm | email There are none, it's disgusting.
jellsprout
Lord of Sprout TowerKarma: -2147482799Posts: 6445Gender: Male pm | email
I don't know much about Canadian bacon, but it has to be better than that load of charcoal you Americans dare to call bacon. Newsflash Americans, burned food does not taste good.
jazz
Karma: 108Posts: 3050pm | email Canadian back bacon is not ham. They come from different parts of the pig. Canadian bacon is better because it has the word "Canadian" in front of it, just like Canadian maple syrup, Canadian poutine, Canadian smoked salmon, and Canadian healthcare.
shos
~Jack of all trades~Age: 31Karma: 389Posts: 8273Gender: Male Location: Israelpm | email
'Stephen Harper' said:
'shos' said:
I'm not canadian, duh?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HERE TAKE AS AN EXAMPLE THE CANDIAN BACON
INCOMPETENT
kinectking
Age: 24Karma: 43Posts: 505Gender: Male pm | email Code:
import java.utils.Scanner;
public class What'sBetter?;
public static void main(String[] args) {
double food;
int bacon;
double canadian;
System.out.println ("what is the food in question");
food = next.System.in;
if bacon = tasty System.out.println ("This bacon is good");
else = not_tasty System.out.println ("This is not tasty. This is not good.");
therefore, if you enter bacon into the computer, you will realize it is tasty, however if you enter canadian bacon (or any other food), the computer will very clearly inform you that it is not tasty, so there you have it. Canadian bacon < regular bacon.
kinectking
Age: 24Karma: 43Posts: 505Gender: Male pm | email /this is not an entry because i already made an entry, so disregard this as an entry, merely account for my official entry posted directly above this
as far as you know.... Barack Hussein Obama
Karma: Posts: pm | email american bacon is better MURICA
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email
Let the judging begin...
'Jorster' said:
Advantages: Ham
Feels soulless.
3/10 'bang_jan' said:
There are none, it's disgusting.
-1/10 'jellsprout' said:
I don't know much about Canadian bacon, but it has to be better than that load of charcoal you Americans dare to call bacon. Newsflash Americans, burned food does not taste good.
While I do agree that burnt bacon does not taste very good, it's perfectly awesome in
this condition.
5/10 'jazz' said:
Canadian back bacon is not ham. They come from different parts of the pig. Canadian bacon is better because it has the word "Canadian" in front of it, just like Canadian maple syrup, Canadian poutine, Canadian smoked salmon, and Canadian healthcare.
Isn't poutine Canadian to begin with? Informative entry, but not too fun.
7/10 'shos' said:
'Stephen Harper' said:
'shos' said:
I'm not canadian, duh?
Uhhh...
4/10 'kinectking' said:
Code:
import java.utils.Scanner;
public class What'sBetter?;
public static void main(String[] args) {
double food;
int bacon;
double canadian;
System.out.println ("what is the food in question");
food = next.System.in;
if bacon = tasty System.out.println ("This bacon is good");
else = not_tasty System.out.println ("This is not tasty. This is not good."); Oh my aching C++
4/10 'Barack Hussein Obama' said:
american bacon is better MURICA
-2/10
Jazz wins. If he does something such not come on, not judge his round, or such, Jell can go.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. jazz
Karma: 108Posts: 3050pm | email You shouldn't have been expecting a fun entry after disrespecting canadian bacon.
Bang Jan
Age: 24Karma: -37Posts: 641Gender: Male pm | email Robots don't know basic maths and you have to know basic maths to make an account.
shos
~Jack of all trades~Age: 31Karma: 389Posts: 8273Gender: Male Location: Israelpm | email
I have been speaking with CSD here, who is known to remove bots from the site. He did not remove me, therefore, I am no robot.
Darvince
sea level changeAge: 24Karma: 107Posts: 2043Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Erapm | email
I'm not obsolete after 3 years.
Barack Hussein Obama
Karma: Posts: pm | email I am obama
Yimmy
Resident Goody two-shoesKarma: 72Posts: 1625Location: Climbing In Your Windowspm | email
a robot would not post unique things, hold comps, and have a brain. therefore cleverbot is a robot
Interguild discord!! People use it!! atvelonis
Apocryphal RuminatorKarma: 160Posts: 1642Gender: Male Location: An antique landpm | email
I speak of my cat as though she is a goddess. (She's a goddess for real as it turns out) Only humans worship cats. Robots do not worship cats. Robots worship robot cats. My cat is not a robot cat. Therefore, I am a robot.
Proof:
That is my cat. She is not a robot cat.
'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Mymop
Your Friendly Neighborhood MopAge: 22Karma: 39Posts: 859Gender: Male Location: New Yorkpm | email
I am a robot. I am a cyborg.
jellsprout
Lord of Sprout TowerKarma: -2147482799Posts: 6445Gender: Male pm | email
This sentence is a lie.
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