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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

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Darvince
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Friday, June 15 2012, 1:49 am EST
sea level change

Age: 24
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Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
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Let me win this round, or a certain pot of spaghetti on Livio's stove will reach your face. And the spaghetti is coated in this especially sticky tomato sauce:

                                      

And if you just eat it all there's goo in the back room.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

jellsprout
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Friday, June 15 2012, 6:32 am EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

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If you don't let me win, I'll let Thomas become a moderator.


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Jorster
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Friday, June 15 2012, 9:44 am EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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If you don't let me win, I'll release certain Pictures....


Isa
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Friday, June 15 2012, 10:03 am EST
No. I'm an octopus.

Age: 31
Karma: 686
Posts: 7833
Gender: Male
Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1
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Some people forget...I don't.

Your image forgery has been concealed, Yaya! For too long, Thomas has been falsely accused of things you've done!

BEHOLD:
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Shavey Dave
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Friday, June 15 2012, 1:36 pm EST

Age: 23
Karma: 29
Posts: 1702
Gender: Male
Location: UK
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If I don't win. My friend here is going to pay you a little visit.

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Yaya
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Friday, June 15 2012, 11:26 pm EST

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Karma: 747
Posts: 5367
Location: Ohio (US)
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'Bmwsu' said:
Hey Steve.
Yes you.
Hey Chet. Yes you. 4/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
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                           Yaya! You've got blackmail!  
Lol, I originally viewed that post on my iPod, and I was like WTF is this nonsense? Anyways, it's like a more complicated, less obvious version of Quirvy's. 3/10
'Quirvy' said:
Yaya, I think you're smart enough to make the right choice here
In case you guys are wondering he sent me:
'Quirvy' said:
I demand to win the current one post round
and
'Quirvy' said:
give me this victory, or face the consequences
An obvious solution, but a little uncreative/black and white. 6/10
'Darvince' said:
Let me win this round, or a certain pot of spaghetti on Livio's stove will reach your face. And the spaghetti is coated in this especially sticky tomato sauce:

                                      

And if you just eat it all there's goo in the back room.
You think mere goo can make me whimper? 3/10
'jellsprout' said:
If you don't let me win, I'll let Thomas become a moderator.
That's more of a plot against society than blackmail against me, but it certainly get's the message across. 8/10
'Isa' said:
Some people forget...I don't.

Your image forgery has been concealed, Yaya! For too long, Thomas has been falsely accused of things you've done!

BEHOLD:
Spoiler:
That could easily be any fist-bump-enthusiast corporate pig. If on some odd chance those pictures are of me, though... THOSE WERE PERSONAL MOMENTS!!!!!! 8/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
If I don't win. My friend here is going to pay you a little visit.

Spoiler:
So many things rushed through my head, half of which I probably shouldn't say. Elmo what? You should of given him some alternative verbage instead of making it look like I wouldn't know who Elmo is. Why are you exploiting an obvious-product-of-bad-fan-fiction dentally unfortunate Elmo? People with hideous mouths deserve a chance too, and Ye Gods that is one ****ugly mouth. Did the creator of said fanfic have an eyebrow fetish? I can only imagine why else there would be a giant x-shaped set of eyebrows floating above his crudely improvised angry pair and over his disowned verbage. Context clues would explain that these must be eyebrows since they are of the same material and you left no key explaining otherwise. Yeah, definitely either the result an eyebrow fetish, or maybe Ketamine. Why are you friends with him? Despite looking like a bit of a blockhead in your avatar, I'm sure you have a killer personality and could gather a legion of savvy bros. Good thing I'm getting paid if he comes to see me. I have no actual idea why I've critiqued your entry so conjunctivitisely and allegorically; it just felt like I had been predestined to type up this random combination of shapes that resembles a written language at some point in or after my cosmic existence. After some long and arduous inner monologue, I've decided to give you an old Libyan flag out of 10.
/10

Jell or Isa wins.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
Jorster
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Friday, June 15 2012, 11:28 pm EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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Way to ignore mine -_-


Yaya
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Friday, June 15 2012, 11:31 pm EST

Age: 29
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Location: Ohio (US)
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'Jorster' said:
If you don't let me win, I'll release certain Pictures....
Be more specific: The Bastille Day ones, the ones after Megaupload was shut down, or that one time with the stolen pool noodle and undercover cop? 5/10

Jorster loses.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
Jorster
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Friday, June 15 2012, 11:32 pm EST
mfw

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Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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Aww... Truthfully, I was referring to the ones Isa did... But I was on a phone and couldn't edit them


Quirvy
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 1:42 am EST
  

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Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
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I like using PMs as part of my entry. I think I'm the only person to do this, and I've done it twice (here and in Jazz' rickroll round, where I sent him a fake interguild warning containing a rickroll)

But I only do it when there's a reason calling for the use of PMs. In Jazz', it was so I could avoid being obnoxious to the public, and here the PMs served as "mail"



spooky secret
jellsprout
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 6:10 pm EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

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Posts: 6445
Gender: Male
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You have one post to explain why you are better than the poster above you


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Darvince
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 6:16 pm EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
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I don't drag down the karma average of the Interguild nearly as much as you do.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Jorster
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 6:45 pm EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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I don't spam the chatbox or spam Soccer with "Apples"


shos
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 7:40 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

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Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
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I am older, better looking, and smarter. And he just lost the game.


Jorster
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 7:49 pm EST
mfw

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'shos' said:
I am older, better looking, and smarter. And he just lost the game.

God damn Shos...

/--Not an entry


Yaya
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Saturday, June 16 2012, 10:45 pm EST

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Posts: 5367
Location: Ohio (US)
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I wish I was typing this on my iPod in my bedroom. I still haven't taken down my old Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones poster, so I would've had an easy entry.

I am younger. I kinda look like you when I grow my hair out. I can't really argue with the whole intelligence thing (academics wise, not being confused is a different manner). Let's see... I never spoil TV shows/films/books to others, I always flush, and I'm humble enough to go after Shos to allow this round to continue.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
soccerboy13542
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 1:09 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Location: 1945
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I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes!


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Jorster
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 1:32 am EST
mfw

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Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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'soccerboy13542' said:
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes!

Chowder <3
/--Not a round submission


soccerboy13542
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 1:39 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

Karma: 450
Posts: 4466
Gender: Male
Location: 1945
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Actually that was Spongebob...
/notasubmission/entry/something


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Shavey Dave
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 1:42 am EST

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'soccerboy13542' said:
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes!


Well my mummy said I was really brave because I didn't cry atall.




Silver
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 2:46 am EST

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Most things that would make people cry only make me stare and raise an eyebrow.
shos
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 4:01 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

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'Yaya' said:
I  always flush,
lolwut, who doesn't?? XD are you gonna just leave it there?  

/is not a round entry


Rocketguy2
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 7:17 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
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I always use correct grammar and spellings. (this was for shos)


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Shavey Dave
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 10:02 am EST

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Location: UK
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You did not have a full stop at the end of your sentence.

INCORRECT GRAMMAR

(This was not an entry)




Jorster
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 10:13 am EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
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Wouldn't it be "correct grammar and spelling"?



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