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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

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Bang Jan
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 2:34 am EST

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I'm not colourblind, I don't know any Dutch and I don't live in the Netherlands.
midnight
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 5:29 am EST
wolf of midnight

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I am clearly not Jellsprout. Just look at my username. It says Midnight, not Jellsprout.
shos
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 1:19 pm EST
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Suppose a=b=1.
ab=b^2
so
a^2-ab=a^2-b^2
a(a-b)=(a+b)(a-b)
a=a+b
b=0=1.

so (I) : 0=1.
multiply (I) by Jellsprout.
Jellsprout=0.

multiply (I) by "not shos".
0=not shos.

ergo,
Jellsprout=not shos.

multiply by -1, you get that I am not jellsprout.


Quirvy
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 9:43 pm EST
  

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Everyone is Neezles except for me. You are Neezles , and jellsprout is Neezles. By the transitive property, you are jellsprout, and thus you should know very well that I am not you.



spooky secret
atvelonis
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 10:42 pm EST
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'krotomo' said:
Prove anyone isn't Jellsprout. Maybe Obama is Jellsprout. Maybe YOU'RE Jellsprout.
8.75/10What if I am Jellsprout and I just don't know it?

'Au clair de la lune' said:
I'm Neezles. Jellsprout is a VERY well respected member who only has ONE account.
6/10 Aren't you like Neezles' sister or something?

'yimmy7' said:
Neezles, jell made d52. He has more than 1 account.

For starters, I am much to karma conscious to be jellsprout. Second, you've seen how dumb I am. I don't even know physics. Third, everyone is neezles, not jellsprout. I feel that that is enough proof
7/10 Wait, if everyone is Neezles, then who is Jellsprout?

'kinectking' said:
i'm not that awesome. you know me, so you should know that
5.5/10 Who are you again? </sarcasm>

'Silver' said:
I'm not Jellsprout.
7/10 A magnificent argument here, simply magnificent.

'Jorster' said:
I no jellpout. I iz neezle. Gereat big pinapple
5/10 Wait, so if everyone is Neezles, and you're Neezles, but you're trying to convince me you're not Jellsprout, then you really are! Ha!

'bang_jan' said:
I'm not colourblind, I don't know any Dutch and I don't live in the Netherlands.
6/10That means that you might be Neezles, which means Jorster was trying to impersonate you, leading me to believe that you are indeed Jellsprout, and Jorster was just covering up for you. In that case, Jorster could not have been Jellsprout... So he is Neezles! Wait...

'midnight' said:
I am clearly not Jellsprout. Just look at my username. It says Midnight, not Jellsprout.
7/10 I could just as easily put a name tag on my cat with my name in it, and say that she is me. Or I could put a name tag on myself saying I am my cat. That would be funnier.

'shos' said:
Suppose a=b=1.
ab=b^2
so
a^2-ab=a^2-b^2
a(a-b)=(a+b)(a-b)
a=a+b
b=0=1.

so (I) : 0=1.
multiply (I) by Jellsprout.
Jellsprout=0.

multiply (I) by "not shos".
0=not shos.

ergo,
Jellsprout=not shos.

multiply by -1, you get that I am not jellsprout.
8.5/10 But, say "Not Jellsprout" is equivalent to "y", then "Not Shos" must be less than or equal to "k", which in this scenario equals "Neezles + 4", and if you insert the time needed to absorb a brick thrown at your face, which is approximately .08 seconds, as "x", I come to the conclusion that you are indeed Jellsprout, and your accomplices, Bang_Jan and Jorster, turn out to both be Neezles, unaware of each other's identity, and they pretended to be one another's alter ego, Jang_Ban and Orsterj, until they found out that you were really SuperNeezles, a.k.a Jellsprout, and you were planning to overthrow the world! Mwuahahahahahaha! But, it was too late; they had already made their entry.

'Quirvy' said:
Everyone is Neezles except for me. You are Neezles , and jellsprout is Neezles. By the transitive property, you are jellsprout, and thus you should know very well that I am not you.
10/10 However, with Jellsprout being SuperNeezles, your research suggests that there is in fact a second Jellsprout, a noble and kind-hearted soul who enjoys feeding stray kittens and frolicking in flowery meadows in Narnia, and he has been captured and contained in Narnia by SuperNeezles, a.k.a EvilJellsprout, and is forced to sit by and watch as SuperNeezkes slowly destroys all that is good in this world and turns it into chewed-up tennis balls. Luckily, EvilJellsprout (SuperNeezles) has not yet found a way to hack into LegitJellsprout's Interguild account, for what could happen to one such as myself who has now told the story of Neezles, Jellsprout, and a Whole Lot More? (Available at Barnes and Noble for only $19.99!) Perhaps LegitJellsprout has found a way to protect the Interguild from this threat, and has thus far prevented any damage to be done to the Interguild by SuperNeezles. (Evil Jellsprout)

And we all lived happily ever after.

Quirvy Wins!


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
soccerboy13542
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 10:50 pm EST
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why wasn't my entry in there?

















  


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
atvelonis
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 11:02 pm EST
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That was an entry? Whoops, I thought it was just a reply to Yimmy's comment.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
soccerboy13542
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 11:20 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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It was, but in itself, it was also an entry. Jell gets really annoyed when people use of instead of have incorrectly.


























'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Quirvy
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Wednesday, November 6 2013, 11:48 pm EST
  

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You have one post to tell me something that I don't already know. Criteria is that I should understand it, and it also must be true.



spooky secret
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 1:05 am EST
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The Banach–Tarski paradox says that you can take a hollow sphere, cut it up into a finite amount of pieces, and assemble two spheres identical to the original with the parts.  
jellsprout
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 6:21 am EST
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I have a confession to make. I'm Midnight.


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Rocketguy2
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 10:53 am EST
God wishes he was me

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For my birthday I got older


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
atvelonis
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 11:07 am EST
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This morning my alarm clock woke me up at 6:39 instead of 6:30.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Yimmy
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 11:20 am EST
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i have 5 siblings, and 4 of them are sisters


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Bang Jan
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You may know that my younger brother is Rocket Guy2 but you wouldn't know that I also have an older brother who is not on this forum.
Teo
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 11:44 am EST

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When I didn't have a farm for my new MC house yet (well, I still didn't make it...), I once was in a critical situation with no food at night and since only a river separates us from each other, I've quickly borrowed 3 carrots from your farm behind your house and replanted them of course. Let me return them to you when the new world is started. ;d
shos
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 11:48 am EST
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that round had the most entries ever, I'd guess.

you don't know that if you drink alcohol the other way around, as in, not through your mouth - through your anus - you will die very quickly, even from a very small dose. 1 chaser is enough to kill a man, if he drinks it from his anus.


Jorster
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 12:39 pm EST
mfw

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Damn, I was planning on doing that tomorrow  


Yaya
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 3:28 pm EST

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Armadillos can be potty trained.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
Darvince
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 4:13 pm EST
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A chess game has such an uncountably massive number of possible moves that computers may not be able to beat all humans unless they gain superhuman intelligence.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Isa
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 5:38 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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?

The above is wrong, chess players nowadays never win vs. top of the line-computers.

However, replace chess with go, and it might be true.
kinectking
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 5:44 pm EST

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i have entered the andriod kitkat competition being held by google 5 times, and one something 3


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Stephen Harper
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 6:34 pm EST

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I am the Prime Minister of Canada.
soccerboy13542
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Thursday, November 7 2013, 8:03 pm EST
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^the person above me is actually neezles.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Jorster
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mfw

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^Okonkwo dies



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