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If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
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Quirvy
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I'm only going to post in this topic once while this round is going on.



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Shavey Dave
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@Jorster yes I do believe spellings is incorrect.

Rocketguy,

EPIC FAIL




snowman
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Spellings is indeed incorrect :>






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Sunday, June 17 2012, 4:45 pm EST
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Shos, Joster, Shavey Dave and Soccerboy, for breaking the rules of this topic and posting multiple times you have been disqualified for this round. I don't you appreciate stealing away the chance of anyone else to comment on the hubris of Rockey Guy either. It was in fact quite noticeable.

'Darvince' said:
I don't drag down the karma average of the Interguild nearly as much as you do.


This would be very much true, if my karma actually affected the average. However, it doesn't. 6/10

'Yaya' said:
I wish I was typing this on my iPod in my bedroom. I still haven't taken down my old Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones poster, so I would've had an easy entry.

I am younger. I kinda look like you when I grow my hair out. I can't really argue with the whole intelligence thing (academics wise, not being confused is a different manner). Let's see... I never spoil TV shows/films/books to others, I always flush, and I'm humble enough to go after Shos to allow this round to continue.


You are humble indeed. 8/10

'Silver' said:
Most things that would make people cry only make me stare and raise an eyebrow.


I don't think being emotionally handicapped is considered a positive thing. 4/10

'rocket guy2' said:
I always use correct grammar and spellings. (this was for shos)


Whatever the mistakes, you have to admit the punctuation and grammar in this post is better than Shos's. 8/10

'Quirvy' said:
I'm only going to post in this topic once while this round is going on.


Very much true and I appreciate it. 9/10

'snowman' said:
Spellings is indeed incorrect :>


Indeed, it is. However, neither the poster nor the entrant before you was doubting this. 6/10

Quirvy wins!


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Quirvy
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You have one post to make jokes that aren't funny



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Jorster
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 5:07 pm EST
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because shut up


shos
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'Jorster' said:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because shut up
lol that was pretty funny.

why was x afraid of y? because y frightened him


Isa
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 5:18 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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'Quirvy' said:
You have one post to make jokes that aren't funny


A man walks into a bar...

He has three children, a divorced wife and a drinking problem.
jellsprout
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Three electrons are sitting on a bench.


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Yaya
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Why did the pilot crash the plane? He was in fact a tomato.



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shos
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'jellsprout' said:
Three electrons are sitting on a bench.
"..on a bench with the same energy and spin" should make you laugh


Darvince
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A nam walks into a rab.

Eh now struh, but eh doesn't yrc.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

snipereborn
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Sunday, June 17 2012, 8:54 pm EST
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Syria is considering adopting women's rights.

So get this, one day, I was walking along the road from my appartment to the campus of a nearby community college. On the ground, I find a strangely colored bottlecap. So I pick up the bottlecap and go on my way. When I get to the college, I see this homeless guy. He asks if I have any money for the bus, and I do because that's why I'm there, but instead I say that I have the strange bottlecap if he wants that. Can you belive that? I tried to give a random bottlecap to a homeless guy!

So yesterday, I was walking along with some skittles and ice tea.... nevermind. Too soon.

How do you know when Quirvy authors a one post topic? Few people follow the rules.


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Shavey Dave
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There's three men each in a sack. One is English one is Scottish and one is Irish. They all get Thrown in the back of a car and get beaten for not telling the mafia what they what to know. Of course they did not know what they wanted to know.




Yuggy
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What do you call a ship stranded on a purple beach?

Marooned!

/comedy gold
Quirvy
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'Jorster' said:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because shut up
4/10 It was too close to being humorous.
'shos' said:
why was x afraid of y? because y frightened him
6/10 This wasn't funny, but it didn't go above an beyond at being not funny.
'Isa' said:
A man walks into a bar...

He has three children, a divorced wife and a drinking problem.
Yeah, I've seen those before, but that wasn't what I was aiming for, because the turn in events makes the joke funny. So you get a 0/10
'jellsprout' said:
Three electrons are sitting on a bench.
I feel like there should be more incomplete/10 You get points off for it being too confusing for people not physicists. Or at least to me. Either way, 5/10
'Yaya' said:
Why did the pilot crash the plane? He was in fact a tomato.
1/10 Just like Isa, the unexpected twist made it humorous.
'Darvince' said:
A nam walks into a rab.

Eh now struh, but eh doesn't yrc.
The elohw type emos words sdrawkcab thing saw what edam this krow so llew. 9/10
'snipereborn' said:
Syria is considering adopting women's rights.

So get this, one day, I was walking along the road from my appartment to the campus of a nearby community college. On the ground, I find a strangely colored bottlecap. So I pick up the bottlecap and go on my way. When I get to the college, I see this homeless guy. He asks if I have any money for the bus, and I do because that's why I'm there, but instead I say that I have the strange bottlecap if he wants that. Can you belive that? I tried to give a random bottlecap to a homeless guy!

So yesterday, I was walking along with some skittles and ice tea.... nevermind. Too soon.

How do you know when Quirvy authors a one post topic? Few people follow the rules.
No comment 8/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
There's three men each in a sack. One is English one is Scottish and one is Irish. They all get Thrown in the back of a car and get beaten for not telling the mafia what they what to know. Of course they did not know what they wanted to know.
This joke was actually looked to be funny, but then the final line happened and made it less funny. So you get a 5/10

'Yuggy' said:
What do you call a ship stranded on a purple beach?

Marooned!

/comedy gold
A bad joke indeed, but not the type of bad I was looking for 3/10

Darvince is victorious.



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jellsprout
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'Quirvy' said:
'jellsprout' said:
Three electrons are sitting on a bench.
I feel like there should be more incomplete/10


No, that is the entire joke. The fact that this is the entire joke really is the joke. From the Pauli exclusion principle it follows that two fermions can't exist in the same state at the same location. Electrons are fermions, but also have a spin, so at most two can exist in the same energy level at the same state. So the fact that three electrons are sitting on a bench together is the entire joke. However, that isn't funny. The fact that this is the entire joke and can even be considered a joke, that is the funny part. The entire thing is so terribly lame, it will crack most (drunk) physicists up.


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shos
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I have to say that Sniper's starting line made me laugh hilariously.

also jell, the thiing I added there to your thing - I actually said that one in class somewhen, and everybody laughed like hell


Quirvy
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I see; I altered your score to account for this, but Darvince still wins anyways.



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jellsprout
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Shos, while your addition is technically more correct, it ruins the flow of the joke. The joke needs to stay as condensed as possible. Anything additional you say will just give the listener more time to process the joke and will ruin the surprise of the punchline. Furthermore, anybody who understands the Pauli exclusion principle will understand the joke even without the energy addition. It is not necessary for the joke, and therefor should be skipped. Abruptness is the most important part of any joke.


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Darvince
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You have one post to pretend to be Thomas from summer 2010.


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shos
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Quirvy answer my pm.


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Haily go on Gmail.


Yaya
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*imagines a negative sign in front of my karma*



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Jorster
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I'm not going to enter this, as Bmwsu stole my entry already....



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