If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.
Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"
Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.
Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.
You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.
The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.
These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners
I would like to say use the combined intellect of myself with a vast amount of my clones to solve world problems and such, but I know myself too well to believe. If anything, I will probably just play video games with myself while waiting for myself to get dinner.
Yaya, I am deeply offended that you... just kidding.
I would make enough of me to build a Turing Complete quantum computer. Then, I'd make one for each of me. Then, I'd spam shos with PM's about how I'm teh most ahsumist scientist evar!
Antagonizing Shos. Me likey... 6/10
'shos' said:
I would totally kick myself in the nuts and see what happens
And see what happens? I don't think clones share collective feeling. Yet, I can totally see you doing this. And you described it so poetically... 8/10
'Quirvy' said:
I would try to exploit my other clone. You know, get him to do all the work while I sit back and do stuff like playing video games and TV. Eventually he would get tired of this, and try to kill me.
So we would fight to the death.
Wouldn't you be equally skilled? 4/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
I would probably make 5,000 clones to clog up the public swimming pool.
Lol, this also made me laugh hard for some reason. 8/10
'Bmwsu' said:
I'd make 10 trillion clones, and make them all go rampaging around the world, just to test how much this earth can take.
You are a horrible person. The Earth is already dying with about 7 billion people. 3/10
'Darvince' said:
I would make 100 billion clones, and fill everywhere with them.
Basically a less descriptive version of Bmwsu's. 2/10
'jellsprout' said:
I would like to say use the combined intellect of myself with a vast amount of my clones to solve world problems and such, but I know myself too well to believe. If anything, I will probably just play video games with myself while waiting for myself to get dinner.
I like the idea of a massive Jellsprout think-tank helping society. I also like that 2nd idea, though. 7/10
Shos or Soccerboy.
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As the book of Genesis tells us, once there were four human beings in existence. Adam, Eve, Abel and Cain. They had a pretty wild party once (Genesis knows not to bring it up, as it was a very wild one). The party involved alcohol.
As some of you may know, during the influence of alcohol weird things happen. In this case, Abel decided that the Messiah would arrive at a later time than the others thought. He was the first Jew.
Another idea that popped up at this time was the creation of a party committee to ensure future fun parties for everyone. But they couldn't just host simple parties - no, they had to be fashionable, in fact, noble. So they went for The Noble Committee, but as they were drunk, they misspelled Noble into Nobel.
Following this came the celebrations. Awards for everyone! One for Adam, one for Eve, one for Abel and one for Cain.
During the morning, Cain woke up and killed Abel, and the committee was disbanded. This is where the Genesis resumes.
And that is why we have 25% Jews as Nobel laureates.
It's closer to 20%, actually. And this is including Jews who have converted to other religions later in their lives, such as Max Born, and Jews who in the process of their lives have obtained very serious doubts about their religion and would therefor be far more accurately described as non-religious, such as Albert Einstein.
The reason so many were Jewish of birth? Jewish families are on average richer and life in better areas than people of other religions. As such, more Jewish children get proper education and the proper stimuli from their parents.
As the book of Genesis tells us, once there were four human beings in existence. Adam, Eve, Abel and Cain. They had a pretty wild party once (Genesis knows not to bring it up, as it was a very wild one). The party involved alcohol.
As some of you may know, during the influence of alcohol weird things happen. In this case, Abel decided that the Messiah would arrive at a later time than the others thought. He was the first Jew.
Another idea that popped up at this time was the creation of a party committee to ensure future fun parties for everyone. But they couldn't just host simple parties - no, they had to be fashionable, in fact, noble. So they went for The Noble Committee, but as they were drunk, they misspelled Noble into Nobel.
Following this came the celebrations. Awards for everyone! One for Adam, one for Eve, one for Abel and one for Cain.
During the morning, Cain woke up and killed Abel, and the committee was disbanded. This is where the Genesis resumes.
And that is why we have 25% Jews as Nobel laureates.
'jellsprout' said:
It's closer to 20%, actually. And this is including Jews who have converted to other religions later in their lives, such as Max Born, and Jews who in the process of their lives have obtained very serious doubts about their religion and would therefor be far more accurately described as non-religious, such as Albert Einstein.
The reason so many were Jewish of birth? Jewish families are on average richer and life in better areas than people of other religions. As such, more Jewish children get proper education and the proper stimuli from their parents.
As the book of Genesis tells us, once there were four human beings in existence. Adam, Eve, Abel and Cain. They had a pretty wild party once (Genesis knows not to bring it up, as it was a very wild one). The party involved alcohol.
As some of you may know, during the influence of alcohol weird things happen. In this case, Abel decided that the Messiah would arrive at a later time than the others thought. He was the first Jew.
Another idea that popped up at this time was the creation of a party committee to ensure future fun parties for everyone. But they couldn't just host simple parties - no, they had to be fashionable, in fact, noble. So they went for The Noble Committee, but as they were drunk, they misspelled Noble into Nobel.
Following this came the celebrations. Awards for everyone! One for Adam, one for Eve, one for Abel and one for Cain.
During the morning, Cain woke up and killed Abel, and the committee was disbanded. This is where the Genesis resumes.
And that is why we have 25% Jews as Nobel laureates.
...I'd be rating this good till the drunk part, and from then on, it goes downhill so bad. oh man, such conspiracies can be created so easily... 5/10
'jellsprout' said:
It's closer to 20%, actually. And this is including Jews who have converted to other religions later in their lives, such as Max Born, and Jews who in the process of their lives have obtained very serious doubts about their religion and would therefor be far more accurately described as non-religious, such as Albert Einstein.
The reason so many were Jewish of birth? Jewish families are on average richer and life in better areas than people of other religions. As such, more Jewish children get proper education and the proper stimuli from their parents.
so what you're saying is that Jewish people are just on average better? XD oh stop it you 6/10, since this isn't quite a conspiracy, and 1 extra for the flattering
~~~ JELL WINS!... =\
still it's pretty amazing, since there are less than 15 million jews around the world, while there's some billions of christians and muslims~
There are more Nobel Prizes for Physics (you know, the important Nobel Prize) per capita for the Dutch than for any other nation, despite the Dutch investing less in education and science than most other Western countries.
You have one post to describe your own tabletop RPG class
Possible alliances (good/evil, lawful/chaotic), possible races, strong stats, weak stats, special abilities, magic, weapons, whatever flavor you feel like.
good Warrior. high stamina and strength, high magic defense etc. 2h axe/sword or 1h sword 1h shield is acceptable. can sustain lots of damage and with the proper party - a full support healer or something - can be deadly.
My guy would be all about being sneaky and surprising people.
He would have a special ability called sneak. He can go invisible for around 10 - 15 seconds. In this time he would be slower and would not be able to use any weapons. He would have a James Bond style pistol with silencer; around 3 time bombs and a knife. The knife would be a certain kill when someone is back stabbed or stab in the head or heart. The pistol, well it depends where you hit them like the knife. He would also have a sprint bar. When his sprint bar is full he can either sprint or do a mega jump which is really high. (Those abilities would lower the sprint bar.)
So basically he can deal a lot of damage if used right but if hit dies quite easily.
I think he would look something like Altair from assassins creed but with a black costume.
I'm pretty sure as I mentioned this in Snipereborn's D&D round, this isn't my area of expertise. I'll try not to say anything that is too ridiculously stupid.
Some sort of electrical manifestation. Probably looks like just an average human covered in lots of wires and random chips/boards. High stats in health, magic, mental abilities. Good magic defense. Weak against/at melee/physical abilities in general. Bad at healing, stealth, and creating anything physical (food, potions, armour, etc.). Water related things are deadly, heat/fire weakens stamina. Probably evil, but lawful.
Physical Abilites (relatively weak): Strangle with wires- simple enough? Motherboard sword- Wields motherboard like blade, the more you use it, the more your health decreases. Overheat- If fire damage completely drains your stamina, you can chose to commit suicide and send a blast of fire that covers an (x amount) radius. Scorched Earth: Can lose some of your overheating by setting the ground where you stand on fire, it cannot be crossed by anyone once you leave this spot (only use every x turns).
Magic: Lightning bolt- easy stuff. Summon virus- Virus poisons other creatures/opponents for (x turns), will be cured if they take water damage. Scan- Can scan an (x amount) radius for enemies every (x turns), weaker indoors and weakest underground. Copy/Paste: Takes a creature/summoned thing and allies it to you for (x turns), will turn on you if damaged by your own attacks. System Purge: Completely restores health, but all damage against you will by X1.5 until you reach the health amount you used it at, cannot use when overheated more than 25% or within (x amount) radius to water. Available Download: Any electrical attack used against you will have 50% absorbed, once you fill up a meter or something, you can a.) fly, which multplies any distance you roll/travel by 1.5 (drains meter over time) or b.) teleport, move anywhere on map/table (completely drains meter, 50% chance of failure underground, 75% within (x radius) of water, still drains meter if fails).
good Warrior. high stamina and strength, high magic defense etc. 2h axe/sword or 1h sword 1h shield is acceptable. can sustain lots of damage and with the proper party - a full support healer or something - can be deadly.
an example would be Knight in Flyff.
5/10
'ShaveyDave' said:
My guy would be all about being sneaky and surprising people.
He would have a special ability called sneak. He can go invisible for around 10 - 15 seconds. In this time he would be slower and would not be able to use any weapons. He would have a James Bond style pistol with silencer; around 3 time bombs and a knife. The knife would be a certain kill when someone is back stabbed or stab in the head or heart. The pistol, well it depends where you hit them like the knife. He would also have a sprint bar. When his sprint bar is full he can either sprint or do a mega jump which is really high. (Those abilities would lower the sprint bar.)
So basically he can deal a lot of damage if used right but if hit dies quite easily.
I think he would look something like Altair from assassins creed but with a black costume.
7/10
'Yaya' said:
I'm pretty sure as I mentioned this in Snipereborn's D&D round, this isn't my area of expertise. I'll try not to say anything that is too ridiculously stupid.
Some sort of electrical manifestation. Probably looks like just an average human covered in lots of wires and random chips/boards. High stats in health, magic, mental abilities. Good magic defense. Weak against/at melee/physical abilities in general. Bad at healing, stealth, and creating anything physical (food, potions, armour, etc.). Water related things are deadly, heat/fire weakens stamina. Probably evil, but lawful.
Physical Abilites (relatively weak): Strangle with wires- simple enough? Motherboard sword- Wields motherboard like blade, the more you use it, the more your health decreases. Overheat- If fire damage completely drains your stamina, you can chose to commit suicide and send a blast of fire that covers an (x amount) radius. Scorched Earth: Can lose some of your overheating by setting the ground where you stand on fire, it cannot be crossed by anyone once you leave this spot (only use every x turns).
Magic: Lightning bolt- easy stuff. Summon virus- Virus poisons other creatures/opponents for (x turns), will be cured if they take water damage. Scan- Can scan an (x amount) radius for enemies every (x turns), weaker indoors and weakest underground. Copy/Paste: Takes a creature/summoned thing and allies it to you for (x turns), will turn on you if damaged by your own attacks. System Purge: Completely restores health, but all damage against you will by X1.5 until you reach the health amount you used it at, cannot use when overheated more than 25% or within (x amount) radius to water. Available Download: Any electrical attack used against you will have 50% absorbed, once you fill up a meter or something, you can a.) fly, which multplies any distance you roll/travel by 1.5 (drains meter over time) or b.) teleport, move anywhere on map/table (completely drains meter, 50% chance of failure underground, 75% within (x radius) of water, still drains meter if fails).
Crap, wasn't expecting to win that, don't have any good ideas. You have one post to... describe the monster under your bed/in your closet. I guess the term "monster" is relative in this situation.
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If there was a monster in my closer, it'll be one of the lecturers for judaism in ym university. oh so borrrrriiiinnggg....and you had to attend the classes....man..
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6/10, since this isn't quite a conspiracy, and 1 extra for the flattering 
