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Kooler
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Saturday, November 19 2011, 12:02 am EST
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Well, since Art has his own thread, I think he got famous and left.


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The thread was only a formality.

Art is already here.
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Saturday, November 19 2011, 3:16 am EST
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Art was always a sad chap. Ironically he died on a trip to france where a paintpot fell on his head from the effiel tower.
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Saturday, November 19 2011, 3:23 am EST

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Art was killed by Hitler in the 1940's because it was "creative and stupid". It also allowed some Jews to enjoy themselves and was a great loss for the french and ofcourse other country's

(No offence about the jewish part shos.)  




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Saturday, November 19 2011, 5:49 am EST
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Art is a member of IceCaves. He joined early in the New Interguild, probably because Haily was talking about it at IceCaves or something, just like James. But unlike James, who was actually fairly active in the early New Interguild, Art for some reason decided not to do anything on this site after creating his account.


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'soccerboy13542' said:
Art died in a marching band accident.
SPON-GEBOB! 8/10
'shos' said:
Art is a person who has many different qualities. Firstly, he is a realist, whereby aesthetic quality is an absolute value independent of any human view. Secondly, he is an objectivist, whereby he is also an absolute value, but is dependent on general human experience. And lastly, he's sort of a human physicist; his relativist position, whereby he is not an absolute value, but depends on, and varies with, the human experience of different humans.

Art tends to facilitate intuitive rather than rational understanding, and has been consciously created with this intention. Art intentionally serves no other purpose, you see. As a result of this impetus, works of art are elusive, refractive to attempts at classification, because they can be appreciated in more than one way, and are often susceptible to many different interpretations. In the case of Géricault's Raft of the Medusa, special knowledge concerning the shipwreck that the painting depicts is not a prerequisite to appreciating it, but allows the appreciation of Géricault's political intentions in the piece. Even when Art superficially depicts a mundane event or object, may he invite reflection upon elevated themes.
Traditionally, the highest achievements of art demonstrate a high level of ability or fluency within a medium. This characteristic might be considered a point of contention, since many modern Art imposters (most notably, conceptual imposters) do not themselves create the works they conceive, or do not even create the work in a conventional, demonstrative sense. Art has a transformative capacity: it confers particularly appealing or aesthetically satisfying structures or forms upon an original set of unrelated, passive constituents.

This is my evaluation and characterization of Art. In case you didn't notice.
I even gave a link to prevent pitiful sarcastic attempts like this. How douche can you be? I'm disappointed, you suck, etc. 0/10
'Quirvy' said:
What do you mean by no-show? I've seen Art on here a lot.

Let me show you the whereabouts of Art:
here, here, here if you look close enough, and here. And this one is gonna make you facepalm for making this the round.

Those are the whereabouts of art.
See my thoughts on Shos' entry. 0/10
'Jazz' said:
It was a cold December day. The snow was falling so hard and so fast it was like if the sky was falling down piece by piece, second by second. In the middle of the blustery scene, a cloaked figure marched its way through the blizzard. Its candle was long blown out, and in the only thing that kept the man going was the thought of finally being able to rest after over a month of trekking through the snowy mountains of the west. Just when he was about to give up and die, he noticed a solitary sign lit up by a buzzing street light. "Interguild Town - 1/2 mile", it read. The cloaked man gave a sigh of relief. He wasn't going to die alone. He just hoped that the residents of the town were hospitable.

45 minutes later, he arrived at the snowy town. It resembled a toy village from a postcard. There were about 50 quaint houses all lined up on the main street with a store every few blocks. The visitor decided to visit the bar, hoping that he could get a nice pick-me-up. The moment he opened the door, he was subdued by the cheery atmosphere. But the cheerfulness didn't last long. The moment he ordered a drink, the room became silent.

"Who are you?" asked the barman.

"Um, my name is Art." stammered the man.

"Ah, Art. Glad to meet you. Here, come into the basement. We always give a present to newcomers. My name's Livio, by the way."

The barman lead the man into a wine cellar. "Here you go, all the food and drink you want." he said with a smile.  "However, I need something in return. Not money, but something else."

"What?"

"I need you to help me manage this website. Nobody will no about you, but you'll be well-fed."

The visitor, Art, agreed. He didn't care if nobody knew him. He just wanted food for the rest of his life. And to this day, Art still hides in the cellar with a ventilator that Livio gave him, fixing bugs and posting Monthly Updates.
Lol, sounds legit. 7/10
'Kooler' said:
Well, since Art has his own thread, I think he got famous and left.
Alright, this one's sorta bearable. 3/10
'Silver' said:
The thread was only a formality.

Art is already here.
/confused 2/10
'Yuggy' said:
Art was always a sad chap. Ironically he died on a trip to france where a paintpot fell on his head from the effiel tower.
I perished likewise in a previous life. 6/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
Art was killed by Hitler in the 1940's because it was "creative and stupid". It also allowed some Jews to enjoy themselves and was a great loss for the french and ofcourse other country's

(No offence about the jewish part shos.)  
He should've fled to Ukraine and chilled with Farmer Dandonovitch. Also, how was he still alive to join the Interguild? PLOTHOLE 4/10
'jellsprout' said:
Art is a member of IceCaves. He joined early in the New Interguild, probably because Haily was talking about it at IceCaves or something, just like James. But unlike James, who was actually fairly active in the early New Interguild, Art for some reason decided not to do anything on this site after creating his account.
That makes sense, the mystery is finally solved. Unfortunatly, I can't handle the truth, so I'll go back to believing he is some hidden entity of the Interguild's dark and murky past. 6/10

Soccerboy wins.  



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soccerboy13542
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 3:58 pm EST
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You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
jellsprout
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 4:01 pm EST
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You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.

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Isa
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 5:19 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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'soccerboy13542' said:
You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.


100% of the cookies in the cookie jar are owned by 0,49% of the members
OCCUPY SOCCERBOY
shos
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 5:52 pm EST
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You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.

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Yaya
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Because you should "borrow" it instead. That's ok.



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jazz
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 6:24 pm EST

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If you take the last one, then the gods will be angry because the last cookie in the cookie jar is actually the sacred cookie in the sacred cookie jar and if you take it the gods will shoot down lightning at you then they will take your soul and you will be sent to hell.








I mean, you'll die.
Livio
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Sunday, November 20 2011, 7:28 pm EST

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So I've had unread posts in this topic since page 31, and today I just stopped caring.

Soccerboy, that cookie is a lie.
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Monday, November 21 2011, 12:53 am EST
  

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If it's really the last cookie in the cookie jar, it's probably already gone stale, and you should just throw it out.



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Monday, November 21 2011, 12:54 am EST

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Because I ate it.
Kooler
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Monday, November 21 2011, 12:56 am EST
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Because you can buy some more cookies instead of eating a stale cookie.


go drink some water
Shavey Dave
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Monday, November 21 2011, 3:26 am EST

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Because the cookie jar is masive and if you eat any more...

1. You'll be a fatso

2. You'll explode

3. That girl you like won't want to see you.

4. It's some ones birthday and you can give it to them as a cheap gift because "you made it".




and finaly I want it




soccerboy13542
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Monday, November 21 2011, 8:53 pm EST
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'jellsprout' said:
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.

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6/10 i like the idea, but after the debut of "A Cookie is a Somtimes Food", the cookie monster has been sending a positive message to kids, so i won't likely get in trouble.

'Isa' said:
'soccerboy13542' said:
You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.


100% of the cookies in the cookie jar are owned by 0,49% of the members
OCCUPY SOCCERBOY


100% / 207 members = 0.48309178743961352657004830917874% for each member. the 3 rounds down, so it really 47%.
the idea was great, 9/10 but minus 3 for not rounding the 3. 6/10

'shos' said:
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.

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3/10 Unoriginal, copied from jell. Plus, this guy would not care about me eating the cookie. why eat a cookie when he can has a giant hamburger?

'Yaya' said:
Because you should "borrow" it instead. That's ok.


8/10 Well, that's true. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it’s missed.

'Jazz' said:
If you take the last one, then the gods will be angry because the last cookie in the cookie jar is actually the sacred cookie in the sacred cookie jar and if you take it the gods will shoot down lightning at you then they will take your soul and you will be sent to he**.









I mean, you'll die.


Well, dying is not very fun. But i don't understand why there would be a sacred cookie. The reasons are good, but the whole scheme of things is not as good... 5/10

'Livio' said:
So I've had unread posts in this topic since page 31, and today I just stopped caring.

Soccerboy, that cookie is a lie.


If it's not there, what stops me from taking it? This does not explain why I should not.
4/10

'Quirvy' said:
If it's really the last cookie in the cookie jar, it's probably already gone stale, and you should just throw it out.


Key word here is probably. I'm willing to take that chance since it's all hands off when it comes down to the last cookie. 5/10

'Silver' said:
Because I ate it.


Obviously you did not eat it, as the cookie is in the jar still. You are probably looking at the wrong jar. 3/10

'Kooler' said:
Because you can buy some more cookies instead of eating a stale cookie.


What ever makes you think that the cookie is stale!?
0/10

'Shavey Dave' said:
Because the cookie jar is masive and if you eat any more...

1. You'll be a fatso

2. You'll explode

3. That girl you like won't want to see you.

4. It's some ones birthday and you can give it to them as a cheap gift because "you made it".




and finaly I want it


I could take the cookie and give it to the birthday person.
4/10

WINNER IS YAYA.

on a side note, i'm disappointed that no one said "because then every one sing 'Soccer stole the cookie from the cookie jar?'"


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yaya
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How the **** did I win again, lol? I commandeer this duty over to either Jell or Isa for the next round (hopefully they read this).



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soccerboy13542
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none of them were very convincing...
and that was a spongebob reference...


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yaya
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Yeah, I know. But I'm not chock full of ideas. Thus, reigns have been passed.



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When there isn't a round, this board is technically random chat.

I support Occupy Vancouver, but I don't protest.
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lol 'I support occupy Gaza' lol XD

so if nobody wants to make a round, half round it is!!!

You have one post to give me the funniest word you can find. It has to be funny in the way that, if you take a complete stranger and look him in the eyes, and then say it, he'll burst out laughing.

For example, in hebrew it usually relates to the word 'spoon'. we actually have a slang term 'spoon state' in which any random word will make you laugh, like, avocado!!...hamstring!!...


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Supercalifridgaexpellielladocous. (That is an actual word)
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Orangutan. It's one of the "random" words like balloon, rainbow, cheese, fart, ponies, chimpanzee, pie, etc.


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