Tips for round winners:
If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.
Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here] "
Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.
Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.
You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.
The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.
These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners
Previous rounds and winners
Spoiler:
R1:
Impress D52 (Livio)
R2:
Impress D52 (Dekudude)
R3:
Convince D52 you are not neezles (Yaya)
R4:
Come up with best idea for round 5 (Dekudude)
R5:
Impersonate Livio (Isa)
R6:
Run for president (Thomas)
R7:
Impress Thomas (Deathbunni X)
R8:
Argue whether or not Thomas should be impeached (Livio/Yaya/Jellsprout)(Yes)
R9:
Find the best replacement for Thomas (Jazz)(Haily)
R10:
Find a new avatar for CSD (Jellsprout)
R11:
Say or do something humorous (Dando)(without posting)
R12:
Convince D52 who should run the next round (Jellsprout)(Dando)
R13:
What you would do if you were in charge of the interguild (Yaya)
R14:
Where should real life IO be held? (Quirvy)
R15:
What should InterBot be next? (Livio)
R16:
Should the staff bring back the fuchsia censor? (jellsprout)(No)
R17:
Come up with cool concept for new flash game (Yuggy and Yaya)
R18:
What you would have if you could have anything in the world (Quirvy)
R19:
Be as diabolical as possible (Dekudude)
R20:
Be as non-diabolical as possible (Quirvy)
R21:
Make least convincing argument for why you should win R21 (Dekudude)
R22:
Make yourself look as intelligent as possible (Livio)
R22.5:
Estimate how long it will take for Livio to post the next round (Yuggy)
R23:
Be as patriotic to your home country as possible (Thomas)
R24:
Post 5 things you like about IceCaves (Quirvy --> Silver)
R25a:
Give 5 seperate reasons for why cookies are awesome, why Silver is awesome and why she should give you a cookie (canceled)
R25b:
Impress Silver by writing a very short story involving a meteorite crash (Yaya --> Dezzla)
R26:
Guess where Dezzla was for the past two days and what he did (shos)
R27:
Guess what Shos is wearing (Dekudude)
R28:
Tell the best original riddle you can (Livio[/Dezzla/Yuggy/Soccerboy13542])
R29:
Tell Quirvy how much you missed him while he was gone (Yaya)
R30:
Tell who would you pick to play a certain member and why, if there was a movie about the interguild (Quirvy[/canadianstickdeath])
R31:
Decide between Sparta or Independence, and defend your decision (soccerboy13542) (Sparta)
R32:
Think of a witty board title that can seek as much attention as possible (Thomas[/Silver])
R33:
Choose a new avatar for Thomas (dekudude)
R34:
provide the most wisdom you can possibly relay in 3 words (Jazz)
R35:
Sound as smart as possible while sounding as stupid as possible at the same time. (Dekudude/Thomas)
R36:
Tell Jellsprout how much you missed him (Yuggy)
R37:
Scare Yuggy (Yaya)
R38:
Post a word that sounds funny/makes you laugh and why (Jellsprout[/Dekudude])
R39:
make your post's ID end in a 7 (Shos)
R40:
Link shos to the finniest post in the Interguild (Quirvy)
R41:
write a 6-12 line poem about Thomas (Dando)
R41.5:
Guess how many dogs shos has at home at that moment. (Jellsprout)
R42:
come up with a crazy Interguild-related conspiracy theory and support it with evidence. (Deathbunni X)
R43:
predict when the best of 2010 will be judged (Silver)
R43.5
Write a haiku about Captain Oblivious (shos)
R44:
Describe how it would be like to explore your dreams (Jellsprout)
R45:
Make Jell laugh ("He That Saw It Happen" aka Isa)
R46:
Make the most humorous limerick you can. (Shavey)
R46.5:
Write a poem about Quirvy (Dekudude)
R47:
Tell Shavey what you would do if you ruled the world (Yuggy)
R48:
Tell Yuggy what you would do if you had the power to do anything (shos)
R48.5:
Guess where Yuggy will be going on vacation (guyguy)
R48.6:
Post a link to your favorite post on the interguild (soccerboy)
R49:
Find the biggest fail on the interguild (Quirvy)
R50:
Help Captain Oblivious as best you can (Jellsprout)
R51:
Write the synopsis to Interguild: The Movie (Yaya)
R52:
Create an imaginary drink, and explain what would be in it (Harumbai)
R52.5:
Tell shos stuff you know about him (Quirvy/Soccerboy(?))
R53:
Freely imitate another member. (Jazz)
R54:
Come up with your own idea for a competition (Jell/Quirvy/Shos)
R55:
Decide who to Lynch (Quirvy --> Kooler)
R55.5:
Post something that confuses Yuggy (Shos)
R56:
Guess Kooler's least favorite food (DeathBunni X)
R56.5:
Scare ShaveyDave (Shos)
R57:
What would you do if you were Livio for a day? (Never judged?)
R57.5:
"make the most awesomest reference to anything" (jellsprout)
R58:
Tell us what you think of when you think of CSD (Yaya)
R59:
All the food has been eaten. Which member do we eat first? (guyguy)
R60:
Name your newly discovered country (Kooler)
R60.5:
Tell shos why eating Kosher may or may not suck (Jellsprout)
R61:
Create an empire, only out of words (Shavey)
R62:
Show Shavey the best picture ever (Jellsprout)
R63:
Describe how you would propose to Dando/Jebby (Yaya)
R63.5:
Find the most random post on the interguild (Shos/Yaya)
R64:
Provide the best youtube channel you can find (Jellsprout)
R64.5-->65:
Impress Yuggy with a drawing you made (Silver)
R65.5:
Write the script to "Interguild: the Sitcom" (Quirvy)
R66:
Impress Silver with a colorful drawing or scribble (Quirvy)
R67:
Say something interesting (Yaya)
R68:
Give a member of the Interguild a wrestler-sort-of name (Shos/Jellsprout)
R69:
Show some Ol' Neezles Spirit in a few lines (Yaya/Kooler)
R70:
Give your best theory on the real story/whereabouts/origins of Art. (Soccerboy)
R71:
Explain why Soccerboy shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar (Yaya)
R72:
Use your wit and intellect to give jellsprout a good idea (Quirvy/Shavey)
R72.5:
Write a caption for some crazy image (FlashMarsh)
R73:
Tell use what the worst feeling ever is (Jellsprout/Thomas)
R74:
Write a cool story about Haily and Livio. (Yuggy)
R75:
Inform us where in the world you would go if you could go anywhere (Jellsprout)
R76:
Tell us what you think of when you think of TNT (Shos/Jazz)
R77:
Make a picture using hatpc code (BMWSU)
R77.5:
Post a new smiley (No one)
R77.6:
Do your best Neezles impersonation (Neezles)
R78:
Say what the best Christmas present would be (Yaya)
R79:
Come up with the best reason for why Isa should eat more donuts (Jell/Isa)
R80:
Nominate the best smilie on the Interguild, with as good reasoning as possible (Quirvy)
R81:
Do your worst Neezles impersonation (Shos/Yuggy/Kooler)
R82:
Present to Shos the stupidest sentence a politician said that you can find (Yaya)
R83:
Show/make the coolest looking recursion (Isa)
R84:
Rename "that creature" currently known as an Ewok (Flashmarsh)
R85:
Find the worst flash game on the internet (Shavey Dave)
R86:
Impress Shavey with something Christmasy (Jellsprout)
R87:
Post a screenshot of getting your highest score in the "Do Not Play" game (Soccerboy)
R88:
Give Soccerboy a new avatar (Thomas)
R89:
Make a character for Thomas for "The Interguild: Season 2" comic (Jazz)
R90:
Be a ninja (Jellsprout/Yaya)
R91:
Complete Yaya's Adlib (Quirvy/Snipereborn)
R92:
Figure out what to do or what happened to you that has caused you to wake up in bed with a large fish (Yaya/Jellsprout)
R93:
Impress Silver with a song (Quirvy)
R94:
Act normal (Thomas)
R95:
Create a new level for the Aeon Demo (Quirvy/Livio)
R96:
Make up a name of a soda/fizzy drink (Sniper)
R96.5:
Make two posts (Sniper)
R97:
Find the most interesting webpage and explain why it is the most interesting webpage (Jellsprout)
R98:
Post some good m/etal (Chezerony)
R99:
Recount most awkward moment (Shos)
R100:
Convince shos whether or not he should shave his beard (soccerboy13542)
R100.5:
Tell sniper what you do when life gives you lemons (no one)
R101:
Impress Soccer (Quirvy)
R102:
Act mature and civilized (Shavey Dave)
R103:
Defy the laws of physics (Cedric/shos)
R104:
Think of ideas for future one post rounds (Silver/Shavey Dave)
R105:
Tell Livio to stop being lazy (Chezerony)
R105.5:
Apologize to Livio for being negative, tell silver to stop being lazy (never judged)
R106:
Plan the perfect, yet reasonable day (Sniper/Bmwsu)
R107:
Tell Sniper what you would do if you suddenly found yourself in possession of a one-time-use time machine (Cedric)
R108:
Predict who will win the Super Bowl (Quirvy)
R109:
Ask a stupid question (Soccer)
R110:
Explain why Chezerony brought "You Have One Post To..." to Hatena and why that has more hits on google (Quirvy)
R111:
Be as annoying as possible (Harumbai)
R112:
Write an amusing sentence including a Dangling Modifier (Yaya)
R113:
Guess which animal is printed on the trashcan in Yaya's bathroom (Jellsprout)
R113.5:
Come up with a name for the 5 pioneers of the new interguild server (Yaya)
R114:
Save the princess (Sniper/Quirvy/Soccerboy)
R115:
Rewrite the main plot line for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim so that it isn't terrible. (shos)
R116:
Find shos the most entertaining <30secs video on youtube (Jazz)
R117:
Tell Jazz which oldie you would revive and why (Harumbai/shos)
R117.5:
Tell Bmwsu why this round is so awesome (Cedric)
R117.6:
Get mad at Jazz for leaving his round behind (Sniper/Quirvy?)
R117.7:
Say correctly what the first game Mario was in, and what year that game came out, without using google (jellsprout/DBX)
R118:
Find the best rhyming the words you can (Sniper)
R119:
Tell which country your army of Giant Death Robots should take over first, and why (Shavey/Jazz)
R120:
Form an Interguild army out of the staff members and give them rank/position/job (Yaya/Yuggy)
R121:
Come up with a word that rhymes with "Orange" and give it meaning (Yaya)
R122:
Explain which object in your house you'd use as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse (Deathbunni X/Sniper)
R122.5:
Revive this topic (Sniper)
R123:
Come up with a terrorist plot that can only be thwarted by a toothpick (shos)
R124:
Give shos the best Lord of the Rings quote you can bring up (Bmwsu)
R125:
Come up with what Bmwsu stands for (FlashMarsh)
R125.5:
Plan out what you're going to do to wake Bmwsu up (Shos/Silver)
R126:
Give shos the coolest thing you can find in the periodic table (Yaya)
R126.5:
Give Jazz the hottest thing you can find on the periodic table (Jellsprout)
R127:
Choose an object that you would like to remove from existence (Jellsprout/Sniper)
R128:
Tell sniper which child's toy you would like to be turned into (rocket guy2)
R129:
Explain why and how you're weird (Quirvy)
R130:
Find a random post and quote it out of context (jellsprout)
R131:
Show Jell a picture of your favorite famous Dutch person (Isa)
R132:
Link Isa to your favorite HatPC level and give a decent motivation why it is your favorite (Yaya)
R133:
Suggest a hobby for Yaya to take up (Sniper/Yuggy)
R134:
Come up with the best video game idea of all time (Jellsprout)
R135:
Link to the best Tool-Assisted Speedrun (Jazz)
R136:
Be a boss (Yaya/Shos/Isa)
R137:
Give Bmwsu a new avatar (Bmwsu = bad judge)
R137.5:
Draw an amateur picture of what you think Quirvy looks up like (Isa)
R137.6:
Give an honest rating of a level you've never played before
R138:
Vent about your entry not winning previous round (Shavey Dave)
R139:
Make Shavey laugh by being boring (shos)
R140:
Pick the funniest idea from a one post round that's already happened (Yaya)
R141:
Win this round (Shavey)
R142:
Provide the best party idea ever (shos)
R143:
Retrieve online news article with funny headline (Jell/Yuggy)
R144:
Impress Yuggy with your brains (Sniper/shos/jell)
R144.5:
Break all of the rules (shos)
R145:
Politely explode about whether or not unfair peanut butter distribution is harming the lower class (Quirvy)
R145.5:
Find an humorous old post you made on the old interguild
R146:
Guess what Quirvy's computer's background image is (Bmwsu)
R147:
Come up with a great idea for a new product (Sniper)
R148:
Defeat yourself in an epic battle of the wits (Bmwsu)
R149:
Show Bmwsu all that you've learned from your education (Chezerony)
R150:
You have one post to generate a minecraft achievement (Yuggy)
R150.5:
Cleverly rickroll Jazz (Jell/Quirvy/Isa)
R150.75:
Convince Jazz to judge halfround, Yuggy to start next round (Sniper)
R151:
Entertain Yuggy (Shavey/shos)
R151.5:
Explain why Jorster is so dang smexy (Soccer)
R152:
Come up with a cool role for an independent in mafia (Sniper)
R153:
Tell Sniper your zombie plans (Yaya)
R153.5:
Give shos a funny hebrew quote (No one)
R154:
Explain to Yaya how he should go about acquiring a new toaster (Soccer)
R155:
Suggest a unique cave for Soccer to play (Quirvy)
R155.5:
Say why it is better being a guy/girl than a girl/guy (Not judged)
R156:
Come up with a theory explaining what happened to Gregory the Pony, and where the majestic beast is (Yaya)
R157:
Humorously blackmail Yaya into letting you win this round (Jell/Isa)
R158:
Explain why you are better than the poster above you (Quirvy)
R159:
Make jokes that aren't funny (Darvince, victoriously)
R160:
Pretend to be Thomas from summer 2010 (Bmwsu/Isa)
R161:
Argue for why Jellsprout should be lynched instead of this smiley: (Jellsprout)
R162:
Show what other members are not what they pretend to be (Quirvy/Darvince)
R163:
Come up with what Quirvy should say in a PM to Livio (Snipereborn/Livio)
R164:
Contemplate how the world would be different today if human beings had evolved being able to cast D&D style spells (Yaya)
R165:
Explain how you would react/what you would do upon waking up with a peg-leg (Shavey Dave/Darvince)
R165.5:
You have one post to suggest a new avatar for Jorster (Not judged)
R166:
Which Interguild member would you eat first in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Design a perfect animal by mixing other animals together (Isa)
R167:
Make a point (Shos)
R168:
Explain why it is better to be a guy/girl (again) (Jellsprout/Jorster/Jebby/Jdouble04w/Jazz/James/etc.)
R169:
Say how you prefer to be woken up in the morning, and why (Darvince)
R170:
Get karma on your post in this round (Yuggy)
R171:
Find Yuggy the stupidest statement ever (Shavey/Isa)
R171.5:
Tell Rocket Guy 2 when the round will be judged! (Quirvy)
R172:
Write a poem about an Interguild member (Yaya)
R172.5:
Give Shos the best martial arts video you can find on Youtube (Soccerboy13542)
R173:
Explain what you would do if you cloned yourself (Shos/Soccerboy13542)
R173.5:
You have one post for this to not actually be a round (Darvince?)
R174:
Create a conspiracy about why nearly 25% of Nobel lauriettes(sp?) are Jews (Jellsprout)
R175:
You have one post to describe your own tabletop RPG class (Yaya)
R176:
Describe the monster under your bed/in your closet (Soccerboy)
R177:
Come up with what competition should have been added to Week Four of the IO (Shos)
R178:
You have one post to describe possible effects of an imaginative drug named 'Le shos' (Quirvy)
R179:
Come up with an unexpected twist in that will happen at the end of the Interguild Olympics (Soccerboy13542/Snipereborn)
R180:
Kill an opponent in the IO. Answer the following: What team are you from? Who do you kill? What team is the person you are killing from? What is your reason for killing them? If you kill them, how much will your chances of winning improve? (Dando52/Quirvy)
R181:
Bribe D52 (Jellsprout/Thomas)
R182:
Come up with a good theme for the next mafia game. (Shos/Jellsprout)
R183:
You have one post to give Shos two words, one is an anagram of the other. Make that pair as cool as possible. (Jorster)
R184:
Give Jorster the best Smiley emoticon ( etc.) (Quirvy/Shos)
R185:
Prove to Quirvy that you are not Shos. (Jellsprout)
R186:
You have one post to give a plan to increase activity on the site (Quirvy)
R187:
Tell Quirvy who you want to lynch and why. (Shavey/Jazz)
R188:
Add on to "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." using one to three sentences (Shos)
R189:
You have one post to continue the story from the post above you, with 2-4 sentences. (Yuggy)
R190:
Make up a long word and it's meaning (Yaya)
R191:
Post an awesome .gif. (Quirvy)
R192:
Say something nice about Livio. (Flashmarsh/Yaya --> Thomas)
R193:
Say something nice about Haily (Yaya/Soccerboy)
R194:
Convince me to give you a low rating (Yaya/Sniper)
R195:
Conduct a serious business meeting while wearing a stripped party hat. (Jellsprout)
R196:
You have one post to convince Jellsprout to judge this round (Yaya)
R197:
Come up with the best creative use for a large amount of live guinea pigs (Krotomo)
R198:
Come up with the greatest 5-8 sentence story involving an explosive tree frog and a cake (Yaya)
R199:
Devise a scheme to make more Americans embrace football (soccer). (Shos/Jell)
R200:
You have one post to post a good song I've never heard before (Yaya --> Flashmarsh)
R201:
You have one post to tell me the best game you've ever played and why. (Isa)
R202:
You have one post to write a haiku about triumph. (Quirvy)
R203:
Write a haiku about failure. (Jellsprout)
R204:
You have one post to win this round (Snipereborn)
R205:
Form a perfect circle. (Soccerboy13542)
R206:
Give Soccerboy13542 the best spongebob quote. (Livio/Harumbai)
R207:
You have one post to link Livio to a product that you think Livio should buy with a Target gift card. (Yaya)
R208:
Sugg hydrocinnamyl eliomys? (Shos/Krotomo)
R209:
You have one post to describe the perfect use of 'if you cannot beat them, join them' (Livio)
R209.5:
You have one post to make a sandwich for anyone you want (Yuggy)
R210:
Show off yo skillz (Jellsprout/Flashmarsh)
R211:
You have one post to list both your favorite part and your least favorite part about the Interguild. (Livio screws things up)
R211:
You have one post to find me the worst post on the Interguild. (Shavey Dave --> Shos(?))
R212:
You have one post to tell Shos which number is the most beautiful one, and why. (Harumbai)
R213:
You have one post to describe the best 3 course meal, EVER! (Jazz)
R214:
Describe your ideal bedroom (Buboy24/Soccerboy13542/Quirvy/Shos)
R215:
Come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round. (Yaya)
R216:
You have one post to... cause a paradox? Maybe? (Shos/Snipereborn)
R217:
Pick a previous round winner's entry and come up with a better one (Jazz)
R218:
Suggest a totally ridiculous idea to boost Interguild activity (Flashmarsh)
R219:
Write a speech about leaving the Interguild. (Snipereborn)
R219.5:
Find Soccerboy13542 a new avatar. (Buboy24/Flashmarsh)
R220:
End a flame war. (Quirvy)
R221:
Make a sinister post. (Snipereborn/Flashmarsh)
R222:
Find out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. (Krotomo)
R223:
Make Krotomo laugh (Quirvy)
R224:
Give Quirvy a really bad song. (Yaya --> Buboy24)
R225:
Give Buboy24 a Filipino song which you liked. (Jellsprout)
R226:
You have one post to nominate anyone for president (Flashmarsh)
R227:
You have one post to make up a vague yet deep and meaningful statement about human nature. (Krotomo)
R228:
Find the best way to put out this fire. (Livio)
R228.5:
Do a barrel roll (See R231.5)
R229:
You have one post to come up with a creative use for this turkey. (Rocket Guy)
R230:
Explain maths in 5 words (Snipereborn)
R231:
Explain why Shos always gets second place. (Isa/Quirvy)
R231.5:
You have one post to hax. (Jellsprout)
R232:
Write Livio a love poem. (Jorster)
R233:
Creatively troll me (Soccerboy13542)
R233.5:
Write a three sentence story that involves a princess, a happy ending, and a life size Godzilla statue made of earwax (We all lose)
R234:
Convince Soccerboy13542 to get off your lawn. (Yaya)
R235:
Speculate why Quirvy sent people this PM of Avi Muchnick. (Bmwsu)
R236:
Guess what actually went down, in detail, the night Quirvy got pregnant and to guess what the name of his child is. (Isa)
R237:
Create a signature for any staff member currently without one. (Snipereborn)
R238:
Come up with a creative use for a can of compressed air. (Jellsprout)
R239:
You have one post to tell the story of how Jellsprout met your mother (Krotomo)
R240:
End the world. (Atvelonis)
R241:
Explain why Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's nose is red (Jazz)
R242:
Make a sarcastic or witty response to the following: (Jellsprout --> Isa)
R243:
Convey a meaningful message with the usage of only smileys, with a maximum of five smileys used. (Jellsprout)
R244:
You have one post to link me to the best Flash game you can find (Quirvy)
R245:
Tell me what you would do if you were Livio for a day (Shos --> Darvince)
R246:
Judge this round (Yaya/Snipereborn ---------> Interbot)
R247:
Fight the power, stick it to the man and such? (Isa/Snipereborn/Jorster/Interbot/Jazz)
R248:
You have one post to cheer Yaya up. (Not judged
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R249:
Prove to Interbot that you are the most worthy individual of hosting the next round (Bmwsu)
R250:
You have one post to explain to Bmwsu how you would spend a day with D52. (Jellsprout/Kinectking)
R251:
You have one post to remake the Hannah sprite into something different (Krotomo)
R251.5:
Type the most sophisticated sentence possible in response to... if you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have (Jazz)
R251.75:
Say 'NO' in an aggressive yet humorous way. (Shos)
R252:
Post something that has an ironic name (Isa)
R253:
You have one post to make sure Quirvy wins this round (Everyone/Quirvy)
R254:
Have some shenanigans. (Darvince)
R255:
Not use words, even words in images, in your post. (Soccerboy13542)
R256:
Make a post where no one posts in succession within five hours. (Jellsprout/Shos)
R257:
You have ine post to post eithin five hours of the last post. (Jazz)
R257.5:
You have one post to make an imitation of Livio. (Darvince)
R258:
You have one post to (Buboy24/Quirvy)
R258.5:
Guess what time and day Darvince will judge the round (Not judged)
R259:
Be as Yaya as possible. (Krotomo)
R260:
Make a paragraph starting with "When I was just a boy" without sounding like an old man. (Snipereborn)
R261:
You have one post to use tapioca as a verb. (Darvince)
R261.5:
You have one post to say NO to cocaine (Not judged)
R262:
You have one post to institute a communist government in Nigeria. (Jellsprout)
R262.5:
You have one post to justify people sterilizing needles that are being used for lethal injections (Jellsprout)
R263:
You have one post to tell me of your favorite method for solving first-order linear ODE's (Mymop)
R264:
You have one post to eat Krotomo. (Jorster)
R265:
You have one post to teach me how to jerk (Kinectking/Quirvy)
R266:
You have one post to create trashy goth/emo poetry. (Yaya)
R267:
You have one post to... bear with me. (Soccerboy13542/Kinectking)
R268:
You have one post to.... make your post 3D. (Jellsprout)
R269:
You have one post to judge the previous round properly (Kinectking)
R270:
Say something in German that doesn't sound angry (Magnapple)
R271:
You have one post to write a short poem without using the word "the" (Jazz)
R272:
You have one post to convince Jazz to buy a Snuggie (Kooler)
R272.5:
You have one post to convince Charizard to start dancing Ballet. (Not judged)
R273:
Marry an Interguild member. (Darvince/Jorster/Jellsprout)
R274:
Showcase your favorite pic from Jorster/Darvince's wedding. (Soccerboy13542)
R275:
Create a new evolutionary line of pokemon in X and Y. (Jellsprout)
R276:
You have one post to offer to hold the next competition and say what the theme should be (Soccerboy13542)
R277:
Persuade a staff member to unlock the sarcasm thread. (Jellsprout)
R277.5:
You have one post to go. (Not judged)
R278:
You have one post to convince a staff member to lock the Sarcasm Thread (Yaya)
R279:
You have one post to *wheat thins* (Krotomo)
R280:
You have one post to show shos showing shos shows. (Snipereborn)
R281:
You have one post to use irony. (Quirvy)
R282:
You have one post to come up with an idea for a prank. (Binary Guy)
R283:
You have one post to act like neezles (Soccerboy13542)
R284:
Write a job application to McDonalds, where Soccerboy will be your manager. (Krotomo/Binary Guy)
R285:
You have one post to make lunch. (Binary Guy)
R286:
Explain what in wikipedia's ponytail deconstruction is bonus points for deconstructing this thread (Darvince)
R287:
You have one post to find Darvince elsewhere. (Binary Guy)
R288:
You have one post to make a chain of edits linking to each other. (Darvince)
R289:
You have one post to stop IO 2013 from happening. (Flashmarsh)
R290:
Write a poem involving a beach ball and an igloo, with themes of perseverance and the ugly side of communism. (Quirvy)
R291:
You have one post to accidentally get yourself lynched. (Yimmy)
R292:
Give Yimmy a profile page (Kooler)
R292.5:
Make up an inspirational quote which actually sounds ridiculous (Not judged)
R293:
You have one post to convince me to make you the winner of this round. (Quirvy)
R294:
You have one post to make Quirvy dislike you the most. (Yimmy)
R295:
You have one post to blue spaghetti (Quirvy)
R296:
You have one post to insult Quirvy. (Jorster/Jellsprout)
R297:
Overthrow the government with nothing but a tube of toothpaste, a dead fish, and some tinfoil (Darvince/Quirvy)
R298:
You have one post to trid burgwere gleichenia (Mymop)
R298.5:
You have one post to prove to Ilikepop4 that she's not awesome (Jorster)
R299:
You have one post to amuse me with an image. (Binary Guy)
R300:
You have one post to construct a face out of smilies. (Darvince)
R300.5:
You have one post to impress Yimmy and convince him that you are NOT neezles. (Quirvy)
R300.6:
Convince Quirvy that you're not Livio (Snipereborn/Krotomo/Jorster (A bunch of crappy decimal-rounds come after this, but all aren't judged/don't matter/shouldn't exist)
R301:
Prove that Israel isn't real. (Snipereborn)
R302:
Tell Snipereborn why his socks are dirty. (Yaya)
R303:
What object of yours is most likely to be possessed by a demon? (Atvelonis)
R304:
Write a letter to Atvelonis's cat. (Shos)
R305:
You have one post to explain who is to blame for the obesity in america. (Binary Guy)
R306:
You have one post to explain a complex/difficult concept or idea using only a special set of words. (Yaya)
R307:
Post a picture worth 362 words. (Yimmy/Bang_jan)
R308:
You have one post to impersonate haily (Darvince)
R309:
Do formal literary analysis on the chatbox. (Jazz/Binary Guy)
R310:
You have one post to find Binary Guy a particular gif (Jellsprout)
R311:
You have one post to come up with an alternative to the Interguild Olympics (Bang_jan)
R312:
You have one post to explain why packaging you need scissors to open is still around. (Snipereborn)
R313:
You have one post to plot, furtively (Jellsprout)
R314:
You have one post to invent a new character and bring me to tears with his or her (or any variations thereupon's) death. (Jazz)
R315:
You have one post to figure out what happened in STORY TIME WITH JAZZ-SAN!!1!one (???)
R315.5:
You have one post to not turn back (Kinectking)
R316:
You have one post to convince me homework is useless or useful (your choice) (Bang Jan)
R316.5:
You have one post to explain why pennies exist. (None)
R317:
You have one post to convince me that you're not the Devil. (Shos)
R318:
You have one post to find me the funniest comic. (Atvelonis)
R319:
You have one post to prove to me that you're not Jellsprout. (Quirvy)
R320:
You have one post to tell me something that I don't already know (Binary Guy)
R321:
You have one post to post twice (Soccerboy13542)
R322:
You have one post to cook Soccerboy a five course meal. (Stephen Harper)
R322.5:
You have one post to break one of the rules of The Interguild. (None)
R323:
You have one post to explain why you would make a better Prime Minister than Stephen Harper. (Yaya)
R324:
You have one post to... discuss the merits of Canadian bacon. (Jazz)
R325:
You have one post to prove to Jazz that you aren't a robot. (Yimmy)
R326:
Come up with a reason to ban Yimmy (Kinectking)
R327:
You have one post to convince me that tater tots aren't made of potato intestines (Yaya)
R327.5:
You have one post to convince me that you're a god. (Yaya)
R328:
You have one post to... detail your plan to fight crime and clean up the streets. (Shos)
R329:
You have one post to explain to me how the Ninja Turtles never managed to kill Shredder and vice versa. (Kinectking)
R330:
You have one post to be a pokemon (Yaya/Krotomo)
R331:
You have one post to drink orange juice with a fork. (Kinectking)
R331.5:
You have one post to suggest a cave for Bang Jan to make a walkthrough of. (None)
R332:
You have one post to be an addict (Yaya)
R332.5:
You have one post to kill someone. (None)
R333:
You have one post to... tell me your favorite tool/method for demon exorcism/banishment. (Jazz)
R333.5:
You have one post to do something completely obnoxious. (None)
R333.6:
You have one post to explain which organ in the stomach would be the most respectable if they could talk to each other. (None)
R334:
You have one post to explain to me why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (None... 26 days later
, Yimmy)
R334.5:
You have one post to tell me why (Quirvy)
R335:
You have one post to make an absurd proposal for how to fix the staff (Jellsprout)
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Kooler
find me in your local trashcanAge: 24Karma: 25Posts: 1432Gender: Male Location: California, USA.pm | email
Well, since Art has his own thread, I think he got famous and left.
go drink some water Silver
Karma: 121Posts: 3581Gender: Female pm | email
The thread was only a formality.
Art is already here.
Yuggy
I am a wise goatAge: 25Karma: 64Posts: 1609Gender: Male Location: UKpm | email
Art was always a sad chap. Ironically he died on a trip to france where a paintpot fell on his head from the effiel tower.
Shavey Dave
Age: 23Karma: 29Posts: 1702Gender: Male Location: UKpm | email
Art was killed by Hitler in the 1940's because it was "creative and stupid". It also allowed some Jews to enjoy themselves and was a great loss for the french and ofcourse other country's
(No offence about the jewish part shos.)
jellsprout
Lord of Sprout TowerKarma: -2147482799Posts: 6445Gender: Male pm | email
Art is a member of IceCaves. He joined early in the New Interguild, probably because Haily was talking about it at IceCaves or something, just like James. But unlike James, who was actually fairly active in the early New Interguild, Art for some reason decided not to do anything on this site after creating his account.
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email
'soccerboy13542' said:
Art died in a marching band accident.
SPON-GEBOB!
8/10 'shos' said:
Art is a person who has many different qualities. Firstly, he is a realist, whereby aesthetic quality is an absolute value independent of any human view. Secondly, he is an objectivist, whereby he is also an absolute value, but is dependent on general human experience. And lastly, he's sort of a human physicist; his relativist position, whereby he is not an absolute value, but depends on, and varies with, the human experience of different humans.
Art tends to facilitate intuitive rather than rational understanding, and has been consciously created with this intention. Art intentionally serves no other purpose, you see. As a result of this impetus, works of art are elusive, refractive to attempts at classification, because they can be appreciated in more than one way, and are often susceptible to many different interpretations. In the case of Géricault's Raft of the Medusa, special knowledge concerning the shipwreck that the painting depicts is not a prerequisite to appreciating it, but allows the appreciation of Géricault's political intentions in the piece. Even when Art superficially depicts a mundane event or object, may he invite reflection upon elevated themes.
Traditionally, the highest achievements of art demonstrate a high level of ability or fluency within a medium. This characteristic might be considered a point of contention, since many modern Art imposters (most notably, conceptual imposters) do not themselves create the works they conceive, or do not even create the work in a conventional, demonstrative sense. Art has a transformative capacity: it confers particularly appealing or aesthetically satisfying structures or forms upon an original set of unrelated, passive constituents.
This is my evaluation and characterization of Art. In case you didn't notice. I even gave a link to prevent pitiful sarcastic attempts like this. How douche can you be? I'm disappointed, you suck, etc.
0/10 'Quirvy' said:
What do you mean by no-show? I've seen Art on here a lot.
Let me show you the whereabouts of Art:
here , here , here if you look close enough , and here. And this one is gonna make you facepalm for making this the round.
Those are the whereabouts of art. See my thoughts on Shos' entry.
0/10 'Jazz' said:
It was a cold December day. The snow was falling so hard and so fast it was like if the sky was falling down piece by piece, second by second. In the middle of the blustery scene, a cloaked figure marched its way through the blizzard. Its candle was long blown out, and in the only thing that kept the man going was the thought of finally being able to rest after over a month of trekking through the snowy mountains of the west. Just when he was about to give up and die, he noticed a solitary sign lit up by a buzzing street light. "Interguild Town - 1/2 mile", it read. The cloaked man gave a sigh of relief. He wasn't going to die alone. He just hoped that the residents of the town were hospitable.
45 minutes later, he arrived at the snowy town. It resembled a toy village from a postcard. There were about 50 quaint houses all lined up on the main street with a store every few blocks. The visitor decided to visit the bar, hoping that he could get a nice pick-me-up. The moment he opened the door, he was subdued by the cheery atmosphere. But the cheerfulness didn't last long. The moment he ordered a drink, the room became silent.
"Who are you?" asked the barman.
"Um, my name is Art." stammered the man.
"Ah, Art. Glad to meet you. Here, come into the basement. We always give a present to newcomers. My name's Livio, by the way."
The barman lead the man into a wine cellar. "Here you go, all the food and drink you want." he said with a smile. "However, I need something in return. Not money, but something else."
"What?"
"I need you to help me manage this website. Nobody will no about you, but you'll be well-fed."
The visitor, Art, agreed. He didn't care if nobody knew him. He just wanted food for the rest of his life. And to this day, Art still hides in the cellar with a ventilator that Livio gave him, fixing bugs and posting Monthly Updates.
Lol, sounds legit.
7/10 'Kooler' said:
Well, since Art has his own thread, I think he got famous and left.
Alright, this one's sorta bearable.
3/10 'Silver' said:
The thread was only a formality.
Art is already here.
/confused
2/10 'Yuggy' said:
Art was always a sad chap. Ironically he died on a trip to france where a paintpot fell on his head from the effiel tower.
I perished likewise in a previous life.
6/10 'Shavey Dave' said:
Art was killed by Hitler in the 1940's because it was "creative and stupid". It also allowed some Jews to enjoy themselves and was a great loss for the french and ofcourse other country's
(No offence about the jewish part shos.)
He should've fled to Ukraine and chilled with Farmer Dandonovitch. Also, how was he still alive to join the Interguild? PLOTHOLE
4/10 'jellsprout' said:
Art is a member of IceCaves. He joined early in the New Interguild, probably because Haily was talking about it at IceCaves or something, just like James. But unlike James, who was actually fairly active in the early New Interguild, Art for some reason decided not to do anything on this site after creating his account.
That makes sense, the mystery is finally solved. Unfortunatly, I can't handle the truth, so I'll go back to believing he is some hidden entity of the Interguild's dark and murky past.
6/10
Soccerboy wins.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. soccerboy13542
~*~Soccer~*~Karma: 450Posts: 4466Gender: Male Location: 1945pm | email
You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.
'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
jellsprout
Lord of Sprout TowerKarma: -2147482799Posts: 6445Gender: Male pm | email
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.
Isa
No. I'm an octopus.Age: 31Karma: 686Posts: 7833Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1pm | email
'soccerboy13542' said:
You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.
100% of the cookies in the cookie jar are owned by 0,49% of the members
OCCUPY SOCCERBOY shos
~Jack of all trades~Age: 31Karma: 389Posts: 8273Gender: Male Location: Israelpm | email
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email
Because you should "borrow" it instead. That's ok.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. jazz
Karma: 108Posts: 3050pm | email
If you take the last one, then the gods will be angry because the last cookie in the cookie jar is actually the sacred cookie in the sacred cookie jar and if you take it the gods will shoot down lightning at you then they will take your soul and you will be sent to hell.
I mean, you'll die.
Livio
Age: 31Karma: 470Posts: 9620Gender: Male Location: Arizona, USApm | email
So I've had unread posts in this topic since page 31, and today I just stopped caring.
Soccerboy, that cookie is a lie.
Quirvy
  Karma: 655Posts: 7753Gender: Male pm | email
If it's really the last cookie in the cookie jar, it's probably already gone stale, and you should just throw it out.
spooky secret Silver
Karma: 121Posts: 3581Gender: Female pm | email
Because I ate it.
Kooler
find me in your local trashcanAge: 24Karma: 25Posts: 1432Gender: Male Location: California, USA.pm | email
Because you can buy some more cookies instead of eating a stale cookie.
go drink some water Shavey Dave
Age: 23Karma: 29Posts: 1702Gender: Male Location: UKpm | email
Because the cookie jar is masive and if you eat any more...
1. You'll be a fatso
2. You'll explode
3. That girl you like won't want to see you.
4. It's some ones birthday and you can give it to them as a cheap gift because "you made it".
and finaly I want it
soccerboy13542
~*~Soccer~*~Karma: 450Posts: 4466Gender: Male Location: 1945pm | email
'jellsprout' said:
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.
6/10 i like the idea, but after the debut of "A Cookie is a Somtimes Food", the cookie monster has been sending a positive message to kids, so i won't likely get in trouble.
'Isa' said:
'soccerboy13542' said:
You have one post to explain why I shouldn't take the last cookie from the cookie jar.
100% of the cookies in the cookie jar are owned by 0,49% of the members
OCCUPY SOCCERBOY
100% / 207 members = 0.48309178743961352657004830917874% for each member. the 3 rounds down, so it really 47%.
the idea was great, 9/10 but minus 3 for not rounding the 3.
6/10
'shos' said:
You don't want to get into trouble with this guy.
3/10 Unoriginal, copied from jell. Plus, this guy would not care about me eating the cookie. why eat a cookie when he can has a giant hamburger?
'Yaya' said:
Because you should "borrow" it instead. That's ok.
8/10 Well, that's true. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it’s missed.
'Jazz' said:
If you take the last one, then the gods will be angry because the last cookie in the cookie jar is actually the sacred cookie in the sacred cookie jar and if you take it the gods will shoot down lightning at you then they will take your soul and you will be sent to he**.
I mean, you'll die.
Well, dying is not very fun. But i don't understand why there would be a sacred cookie. The reasons are good, but the whole scheme of things is not as good...
5/10
'Livio' said:
So I've had unread posts in this topic since page 31, and today I just stopped caring.
Soccerboy, that cookie is a lie.
If it's not there, what stops me from taking it? This does not explain why I should not.
4/10
'Quirvy' said:
If it's really the last cookie in the cookie jar, it's probably already gone stale, and you should just throw it out.
Key word here is probably. I'm willing to take that chance since it's all hands off when it comes down to the last cookie.
5/10
'Silver' said:
Because I ate it.
Obviously you did not eat it, as the cookie is in the jar still. You are probably looking at the wrong jar.
3/10
'Kooler' said:
Because you can buy some more cookies instead of eating a stale cookie.
What ever makes you think that the cookie is stale!?
0/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
Because the cookie jar is masive and if you eat any more...
1. You'll be a fatso
2. You'll explode
3. That girl you like won't want to see you.
4. It's some ones birthday and you can give it to them as a cheap gift because "you made it".
and finaly I want it
I could take the cookie and give it to the birthday person.
4/10
WIN NER IS YAYA.
on a side note, i'm disappointed that no one said "because then every one sing 'Soccer stole the cookie from the cookie jar?'"
'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email
How the **** did I win again, lol? I commandeer this duty over to either Jell or Isa for the next round (hopefully they read this).
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. soccerboy13542
~*~Soccer~*~Karma: 450Posts: 4466Gender: Male Location: 1945pm | email
none of them were very convincing...
and that was a spongebob reference...
'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yaya
Age: 29Karma: 747Posts: 5367Location: Ohio (US)pm | email
Yeah, I know. But I'm not chock full of ideas. Thus, reigns have been passed.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. jazz
Karma: 108Posts: 3050pm | email
When there isn't a round, this board is technically random chat.
I support Occupy Vancouver, but I don't protest.
shos
~Jack of all trades~Age: 31Karma: 389Posts: 8273Gender: Male Location: Israelpm | email
lol 'I support occupy Gaza' lol XD
so if nobody wants to make a round, half round it is!!!
You have one post to give me the funniest word you can find. It has to be funny in the way that, if you take a complete stranger and look him in the eyes, and then say it, he'll burst out laughing.
For example, in hebrew it usually relates to the word 'spoon'. we actually have a slang term 'spoon state' in which any random word will make you laugh, like, avocado!!...hamstring!!...
Silver
Karma: 121Posts: 3581Gender: Female pm | email
Supercalifridgaexpellielladocous. (That is an actual word)
Darvince
sea level changeAge: 24Karma: 107Posts: 2043Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Erapm | email
Orangutan. It's one of the "random" words like balloon, rainbow, cheese, fart, ponies, chimpanzee, pie, etc.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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