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No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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'FlashMarsh' said: My judging was bad because I cpdb't make the post with just a full stop. Not my entry.
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Chezerony |
The Mighty Mountain Dewd
Age: 24 Karma: 14 Posts: 135 Gender: Male Location: In the Nether, killing them Ghasts O: pm | email
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we don't have to give birth to babies xD
"At first you don't succeed, lower your standards"
DeviantART
NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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...shos is late. I guess I'll add an entry to remind him.
Being a guy is better because we have a lower self maintenance. For example, we can just shave our heads or have short hair, and rarely have to worry about getting it to look right or anything.
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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'Darvince' said: Also, Jorster would like you to know that he is a 22-year old, who is the president of LGBT Wisconsin.
'Jellsprout' said: The Jorster thing is quite surprising, though. Suddenly everything makes sense
Wait a second... What's that supposed to mean?
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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I'll also hop on this reminding Shos party.
I can't really say if women are better since I'm a guy (no really), but I'm sure there's some fine reasons on that end of the spectrum. From what I've seen, men rule because they're more tolerable and accepting. If a guy has a strange hobby, acts weird, or is gay or something, it may disturb some, but guys will generally leave them alone. If a girl has/is any of the previous mentioned, other girls will go out of their way to destroy/antagonize that person. (I'm sure there are exceptions- this is just from experience).
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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Livio |
Age: 31 Karma: 470 Posts: 9620 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, USA pm | email
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The sad truth is that it's better to be a guy because you're more likely to get hired, have better pay, have the vast majority of entertainment media be tailored to your tastes, and you're much less likely to have an Internet mob virtually lynch you for pointing out these kinds of imbalances. For instance, here's a quote from this recent article by Brandon Sheffield, whose name I literally just now recognized as Game Developer Magazine's editor in chief: Quote: I got a little flack for speaking ill of the booth babes, especially from folks saying "well, it's everywhere." But I'll tell you who got it much worse than I -- game industry veteran Brenda Brathwaite (Garno), who made essentially the same arguments on Twitter that I did. The big difference between us, aside from her having more followers to rile up: She's female, I'm male. Benda Brathwaite is one of my favorite game designers ever, and all of this nonsense that misogynist gamers have been putting out during the last few months is really making me sick. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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'shos' said: You have one post to explain why it is better to be a guy/girl(make your choice).
'Jorster' said: I'm going to steal Yaya(I think)'s entry to that round, and say guys can pee standing up, therefore we win. my argument when we discuss this with friends is that we can pee while standing and rotating around self, creating a fountain. sort of. so this gets like 9/10 lol
'jellsprout' said: Men don't leak once a month.
yup. 9/10 too
'Chezerony' said: we don't have to give birth to babies xD
oooh yeah.
that's a good one. but meh, I never see someone complain for that, so 6/10
'Quirvy' said: ...shos is late. I guess I'll add an entry to remind him.
Being a guy is better because we have a lower self maintenance. For example, we can just shave our heads or have short hair, and rarely have to worry about getting it to look right or anything. that's interesting. it's good. it can be generalized by, 'we do not care' 8.5/10
'Yaya' said: I'll also hop on this reminding Shos party.
I can't really say if women are better since I'm a guy (no really), but I'm sure there's some fine reasons on that end of the spectrum. From what I've seen, men rule because they're more tolerable and accepting. If a guy has a strange hobby, acts weird, or is gay or something, it may disturb some, but guys will generally leave them alone. If a girl has/is any of the previous mentioned, other girls will go out of their way to destroy/antagonize that person. (I'm sure there are exceptions- this is just from experience). lol I'll include this in the 'we do not care' hehe. this however may be argued against by certain women, so I'm not gonna take it. 5/10..
'Livio' said: The sad truth is that it's better to be a guy because you're more likely to get hired, have better pay, have the vast majority of entertainment media be tailored to your tastes, and you're much less likely to have an Internet mob virtually lynch you for pointing out these kinds of imbalances. For instance, here's a quote from this recent article by Brandon Sheffield, whose name I literally just now recognized as Game Developer Magazine's editor in chief:Quote: I got a little flack for speaking ill of the booth babes, especially from folks saying "well, it's everywhere." But I'll tell you who got it much worse than I -- game industry veteran Brenda Brathwaite (Garno), who made essentially the same arguments on Twitter that I did. The big difference between us, aside from her having more followers to rile up: She's female, I'm male. Benda Brathwaite is one of my favorite game designers ever, and all of this nonsense that misogynist gamers have been putting out during the last few months is really making me sick. oh man, you're talking like a grownup! what's the MATTER with you?!?!
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MEN WIN!
..I'm quite disappointed nobody mentioned anything against men, for example, the option of being kicked in the nuts :\
anyway.
anyone whose name starts with a J wins
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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Jebby, gogogo!
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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Darn i missed it! I was going top post that girls can slap a guy as hard as she wants and everyone will think thatvthe guy did something wrong...
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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You have one post to say how you prefer to be woken up in the morning, and why.
@Jell REJECTED
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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To the sound of bacon sizzling.
Why?
Because it's bacon.
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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I don't. I prefer to wake up around noon.
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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I prefer to wake up in the morning NOT sleeping next to a giant fish, and NOT soonafter discovering that I have a pegleg.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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Perf morning qualities:
1. Girlfriend is aside me
2. Airconditioning has been working all night
3. Girlfriend is holding breakfast in her hand
4. Clock shows: 15:50
5. Date is one day after last exam of my degree
All this can happen within two weeks from now *__*
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Bmwsu |
Age: 28 Karma: 175 Posts: 2557 Gender: Male pm | email
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I'll be honest. Waking up sucks, and there's not really any way that I enjoy waking up by.
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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I would get an army of at least 500 geese that are able to open doors to come in my house, open all the doors, and squawk and crab at each other, waking everyone up, when just then over a thousand geese come in, causing the air to fill with angry geese.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Silver |
Karma: 121 Posts: 3581 Gender: Female pm | email
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I don't. I'd rather sleep in... zzzz... |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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'soccerboy13542' said: To the sound of bacon sizzling.
Why?
Because it's bacon.
This is true... Also the smell of bacon, but you didn't include that, so 8/10
'jellsprout' said: I don't. I prefer to wake up around noon.
Boring... 2/10
'Quirvy' said: I prefer to wake up in the morning NOT sleeping next to a giant fish, and NOT soonafter discovering that I have a pegleg.
Seems like a good way to me... 8/10
'shos' said: Perf morning qualities:
1. Girlfriend is aside me
2. Airconditioning has been working all night
3. Girlfriend is holding breakfast in her hand
4. Clock shows: 15:50
5. Date is one day after last exam of my degree
All this can happen within two weeks from now *__*
What do you mean that it can happen within 2 weeks from now? Unclear. 6/10
'Bmwsu' said: I'll be honest. Waking up sucks, and there's not really any way that I enjoy waking up by.
Same as Jell. 2/10
'Darvince' said: I would get an army of at least 500 geese that are able to open doors to come in my house, open all the doors, and squawk and crab at each other, waking everyone up, when just then over a thousand geese come in, causing the air to fill with angry geese.
WAT 9/10
'Silver' said: I don't. I'd rather sleep in... zzzz...
See Bmw and Jell. 2/10
Darvince Wins
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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it means that in two weeks from now, more precisely: on the 15th of july, all that can happen O_o
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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You have one post to get karma on your post in this round.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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By singling me out with your entry, you have convinced me to not give you karma, lol. If you ask one person to, they probably won't. And I prefer cooked spaghetti in my pillowcases. (not entry)
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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Bmwsu |
Age: 28 Karma: 175 Posts: 2557 Gender: Male pm | email
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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary...
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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Well, there's always the possibility that someone else could think that it's funny that I tried to get you to +1 me because of spaghetti pillows.
I wonder what type of a person owns the pillow that I used in my previous post. It's apparently out there.
/not an entry.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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