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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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aight; combine a dog and a dolphin.
that is a seal. perfection.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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The Okaptopus: Two of the Interguild's most beloved animals-- in one!
(I was originally gonna make a picture in paint, but I realized my the paint program on my new hardrive is uber different than my old one).
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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The Octapi beats the Okaptopus.
Here's how the Octapi looks:
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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Clearly, a Bunny-Turtle-Dragon. Most perfect creature that could possibly exist.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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Deer + Zebra. Oh wait...
spooky secret |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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A swine with the fluff of a bunny.
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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'shos' said: aight; combine a dog and a dolphin.
that is a seal. perfection.
Meh, I wouldn't say a seal is perfect. 5/10
'Yaya' said: The Okaptopus: Two of the Interguild's most beloved animals-- in one!Â
(I was originally gonna make a picture in paint, but I realized my the paint program on my new hardrive is uber different than my old one).
Ohhhhhh... What a lovely creature tht would be. Shame I can't see a picture though. 8/10
'Isa' said: The Octapi beats the Okaptopus.
Here's how the Octapi looks:
Perfection indeed! Glad to see the picture. 9/10
'snipereborn' said: Clearly, a Bunny-Turtle-Dragon. Most perfect creature that could possibly exist.
Actually that's the second most perfect animal that could ever exist. Second after the Octapi. 7/10
'Quirvy' said: Deer + Zebra. OhÂ
I actually found this pretty funny. 6/10
'jellsprout' said: A swine with the fluff of a bunny.
Not as epic as the Octapi or the Bunny - turtle dragon I'm afraid.
Isa, GOGOGO!
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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You have one post to make a point. |
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FlashMarsh |
Age: 25 Karma: 99 Posts: 2727 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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I don't mean to be homophobic or anything, I just think this is funny.
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Chezerony |
The Mighty Mountain Dewd
Age: 24 Karma: 14 Posts: 135 Gender: Male Location: In the Nether, killing them Ghasts O: pm | email
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War kills people
"At first you don't succeed, lower your standards"
DeviantART
NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN
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Bmwsu |
Age: 28 Karma: 175 Posts: 2557 Gender: Male pm | email
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There. Point A, point B, and point C.
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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I don't have any ideas for what to do here. All of the obvious things are taken, and I could argue something and then once I finish arguing, say something like "I guess my point is ______", but I really can't think of anything simple enough to do that with. I guess my point is that this round is a bit too open ended for my tastes.
spooky secret |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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Shos is right.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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And after calming me down with some orange slices and fetal spooning, E.T revealed to me his singular purpose; he said, "you are the chosen one- the one who will deliver a message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not". Me, the chosen one?!?! They chose me?!?! And I didn't even graduate from ******* high school!
A.) Don't do drugs unless you suspect you're the chosen one.
B.) Use drugs in order to figure out whether or not you're the chosen one?
C.) A lot less people would use drugs if there weren't so many cool stories involving them.
D.) Tool is awesome.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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Shos's confusion count is almost always rising.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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'shos' said: aight; combine a dog and a dolphin.
that is a seal. perfection. made a mistake there, btw:
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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If this were a Shos round, I would say R^0. However, since I'm not sure anyone other than Shos will actually understand it, I will just go with this:
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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pt. |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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'FlashMarsh' said: .
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Seven points. -7/10
'ShaveyDave' said:
I don't mean to be homophobic or anything, I just think this is funny.
Apologizing kills it. 3/10
'Chezerony' said: War kills people
Not the War on Christmas, unless you count the political career of Rick Perry. 5/10
'Bmwsu' said:
There. Point A, point B, and point C.
Three points. -3/10
'Quirvy' said: I don't have any ideas for what to do here. All of the obvious things are taken, and I could argue something and then once I finish arguing, say something like "I guess my point is ______", but I really can't think of anything simple enough to do that with. I guess my point is that this round is a bit too open ended for my tastes.
Well my inspiration was lacking. Also, many points there - 2/10
'shos' said: Shos is right.
He's always right. 8/10
'Yaya' said: And after calming me down with some orange slices and fetal spooning, E.T revealed to me his singular purpose; he said, "you are the chosen one- the one who will deliver a message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not". Me, the chosen one?!?! They chose me?!?! And I didn't even graduate from ******* high school!
A.) Don't do drugs unless you suspect you're the chosen one.
B.) Use drugs in order to figure out whether or not you're the chosen one?
C.) A lot less people would use drugs if there weren't so many cool stories involving them.
D.) Tool is awesome.
Four points and weird references I don't get? -4/10
'Darvince' said: Shos's confusion count is almost always rising.
darvincePointCount++; but since it started at 0, you get 1/10
'jellsprout' said: If this were a Shos round, I would say R^0. However, since I'm not sure anyone other than Shos will actually understand it, I will just go with this:
Too much power. 4/10
Two points. -2/10
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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ooh yay. lemme remind us with that halfround I almost made.
You have one post to explain why it is better to be a guy/girl(make your choice).
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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I'm going to steal Yaya(I think)'s entry to that round, and say guys can pee standing up, therefore we win.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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That definitely wasn't me (not entry).
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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FlashMarsh |
Age: 25 Karma: 99 Posts: 2727 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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My judging was bad because I cpdb't make the post with just a full stop. Not my entry. |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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I also remember this round from before and using "peeing while standing up" as reason, but I can't find it in the list at the top so perhaps it was for a different topic.
Seeing how my entry has already been used, I'm going with a different reason why I'm happy not to be a woman.
Men don't leak once a month.
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