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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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When I was just a boy, I couldn't breath fire and burninate the countryside. That all changed when a mad scientist fused my DNA with dragon and napalm. Now, I'm burninating all the people (and their thatch-roofed cottages) everyday with the best of 'em. I'm talking the Big Leagues here: Ghost Rider, the Human Torch, Apollo, and Sunfire levels of burnination. Life couldn't get much better. Well, the peasants might disagree. And if any of them do, let me know; I'll set them straight. And on fire. But mostly straight.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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When I was a boy, we didn't have no karma. Whenever someone said or did something stupid we just yelled at eachother until we got bored, and when someone posted something we liked, we'd just keep it to ourselves.
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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When I was a boy, #yolo #swag #love #me #cute #sky #fun #happy #good #smile #bored #hair #onedirection #life #nature #my #pink #photo #amazing #party #sunset #yummy #2012 #nice #eyes #food #art #dog #beach #family #christmas
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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Silver |
Karma: 121 Posts: 3581 Gender: Female pm | email
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When I was a boy, I didn't exist. |
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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When I was a boy, I wasn't even an idea in anyone's mind!
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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buboy24 |
Age: 24 Karma: 51 Posts: 715 Gender: Male pm | email
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When I was a boy, I wanted to be an adult but now, it's vice versa.
Scavenger Hunt: 3 11 10 18
It's good to be back. |
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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When I was a boy, I was still whippin' whippersnappers that went on my lawn. |
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kinectking |
Age: 24 Karma: 43 Posts: 505 Gender: Male pm | email
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Am I the only who actually noticed that that kro said 'krotomo' said: without sounding like an old man.
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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[/not an entry]
Just to clarify, my entry was supposed to be so stereotypical that it didn't sound like an old man. I failed, I guess, if someone didn't notice the joke. |
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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I'm not even going to rate all of you guys, because only one person posted the correct thing.
'krotomo' said: You have one post to make a paragraph starting with "When I was just a boy" without sounding like an old man.
You were supposed to do a PARAGRAPH. Snipereborn wins. |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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You have one post to use tapioca as a verb.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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atvelonis |
Apocryphal Ruminator
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email
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I'm going to tapioca my way through the Arctic until I find the South Pole.
'jellsprout' said: As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue. |
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Mymop |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop
Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email
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I will use my pet polar bear to tapioca my giant inflatable pineapple on the nose until I decide to spontaneously implode.
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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Once upon a time, Bob felt the need to tapioca his backyard. The tapioca turned out to be a bit ugly, so he had to remove it. |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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Krotomo really tapioca'd that last round when he assumed that everyone was going to put forth the effort to write an entire paragraph.
(I honestly did see "paragraph" but thought that it was kind of vague, and wondered if he just didn't want to say "sentence" because he didn't want to limit us to one sentence. Upon seeing how long everyone else's entries were, I didn't think that length was that important, otherwise he would have reminded us that it needed to be a full paragraph. Had I better understood that I needed to make a full paragraph, like sniper's entry, I probably would have passed on the round. My free time is limited; I didn't have any ideas good enough that I'd be willing to go ahead and write a full paragraph for it)
spooky secret |
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Never tapioca a sugger of hydrocinnamyl eliomys.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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Someone stole my lunch, so I tapoica'd them like a man. |
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kinectking |
Age: 24 Karma: 43 Posts: 505 Gender: Male pm | email
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I tapioca my teacher, is that wrong?
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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Quote: A paragraph (from the Greek paragraphos, "to write beside" or "written beside") is a self-contained unit of a discourse in writing dealing with a particular point or idea. A paragraph consists of one or more sentences.
From Wikipedia. I figured that as long as I didn't use any whitelines, my entry should qualify. Krotomo sure tapiocad on the judging.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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Ima tapiodrums, tapiowater, and tapioca, nigah even if it be golden lamburgini
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kinectking |
Age: 24 Karma: 43 Posts: 505 Gender: Male pm | email
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[not an entry]
Is this round going to be ended any time soon?
just saying sniper, no offense.
[/not an entry]
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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When you time travel, tapioca Hitler. Nothing else is allowed.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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Half round time!
You have one post to say NO to cocaine |
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Kooler |
find me in your local trashcan
Age: 24 Karma: 25 Posts: 1432 Gender: Male Location: California, USA. pm | email
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go drink some water |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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inb4 "that's what she said"
'atvelonis' said: I'm going to tapioca my way through the Arctic until I find the South Pole. A wise decision. 7/10
'mymop' said: I will use my pet polar bear to tapioca my giant inflatable pineapple on the nose until I decide to spontaneously implode. That sounds unpleasant. 4/10
'krotomo' said: Once upon a time, Bob felt the need to tapioca his backyard. The tapioca turned out to be a bit ugly, so he had to remove it. I bet it would smell bad after awhile, too. 8/10
'Quirvy' said: Krotomo really tapioca'd that last round when he assumed that everyone was going to put forth the effort to write an entire paragraph. Indeed he did. 7/10
'Yaya' said: Never tapioca a sugger of hydrocinnamyl eliomys. It can't end well. 8/10
'jazz' said: Someone stole my lunch, so I tapoica'd them like a man. Go get 'em! 6/10
'kinectking' said: I tapioca my teacher, is that wrong? Yes. 9/10
'jellsprout' said: Quote: A paragraph (from the Greek paragraphos, "to write beside" or "written beside") is a self-contained unit of a discourse in writing dealing with a particular point or idea. A paragraph consists of one or more sentences.
From Wikipedia. I figured that as long as I didn't use any whitelines, my entry should qualify. Krotomo sure tapiocad on the judging. See: Quirvy. 6/10
'Darvince' said: When you time travel, tapioca Hitler. Nothing else is allowed. I approve. 10/10
Darvince wins! Die half round, Die!
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