In a world...



...where Evil lurks behind every corner...



...one community struggles to hold onto what they love...



...But when Evil goes too far...



...the Interguild has had enough...



...And now, these unlikely heroes...



...will go on a journey...



...to slay the Evil once and for all...



...But the world is a strange place...



...filled with all sorts of weirdos...



...It will not be easy...



...This is a story about friendship, ...



...Betrayal, ...



...Corruption, ...



...Conspiracy, ...



...and true evil...











INTERGUILD
THE MOVIE

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, in the Interguild Town  the members of the Interguild are in great peril. There was a conspiracy to unban the troll queen,  a_Neezles_a's account so she can summon a legion of trolls out of Shos' playground. Mass panic is arising due to rumors of this plot. A brave soul of the Interguild needs to take the piece of paper with Neezles' password on it to the top of Sprout tower and throw it in the mystical chatbox pruner. The unfortunate member picked for this daunting task is Quirvy, the modest of the mods.

Meanwhile in the prairies of the IO team HQs, Isa, a mod who doesn't play by his own rules is sent on a mission of his own. Due to the massive panic the rumors have caused a serial killer to go on the rise; Silver. After being denied permission to make a side account, this disgrace of a human began to kill other Interguild members and take their passwords, hoping to find their accounts  to be "the perfect side account". Isa, is relatively experienced as a mod, but still cannot nab Silver. His deep-voiced boss, Livio warned Isa would get severely demoted for not catching Silver. Desperate for help, he turned to institutionalized IC mod, Thomas, who was believed to have sent PMs to Silver in the past. In exchange for information about Silver, Isa shares with Thomas various stories of his life, ranging from what caused his love of instrumentals to the horrid tale of going to a Wendys once.

Quirvy, meanwhile is continuing on his quest. He finds someone that may be help to him, she called herself C-Link. Quirvy believed her to be trustworthy, for she was always concerned about the paper with Neezles' password on it, making sure it was ok and such. Unbeknownst to Quirvy, though, C-Link is Silver. She hopes acquire the password to Neezles' account and finally access "the perfect side account". She is constantly looking for the opportunity to kill Quirvy.

The time is right; Quirvy is sleeping and Silver has acquired five blue crystal shards to stab Quirvy to death with. Right before she is about to strike, a ball of pure appears and awakens Quirvy and temporarily blinds Silver. In the aftermath of the , lies a naked man. The nude gentleman calls himself Interbot, a part Interguild member, part machine sent back in time to protect Quirvy. He came from a future timeline where Quirvy was killed by either a stalactite, a brutal murderer, or Okapi feces (they didn't have very nice forensic tools in said future). In this future, Neezles' account was unbanned by somebody (presumably Silver) and hell broke lose upon the Interguild. A resistance was formed, with the leader being Flame. Despite his network of secret agents to track Neezles and her followers' movements, he was fighting a losing battle and needed an edge. He sent Interbot back in time to ensure that Quirvy made it to Sprout Tower without getting pwned and successfully pruned Neezles' password. After purchasing some clothing for Interbot at a freelance wilderness points shop, Interbot looked like . He, Quirvy and Silver were ready to continue on, but Interbot was programmed to detect any serial killers, stalactites, or Okapis in order to increase the mission's chances of success. He immediately could tell Silver was bad news and pulled Quirvy away, attempting to make a run for it.

Lucky for Silver, future-Neezles' had gotten word of the resistance's attempt. She wanted to send Intertester back in time, but he was deactivated, so the next best thing he had was Mozart625. Shortly after Interbot, and Quirvy fled the scene, a similar ball of appears and out walked Mozart625. Silver, not wanting to deal with his nudity, went and quickly bought him a fuchsia suit from the same points store. Off they went after Quirvy and Interbot.

Unfortunately for Isa, the hunt for Silver was not going well for him. Despite the valuable information from Thomas, Isa was always to late, finding corpses of Interguild members, surrounded by Silver's signature drawings on the surrounding scenery. Isa realized the only way to keep his position as cop was to trick Livio in believing he had caught Silver. Through various pubs and IO team boards, Isa had gotten word of a member who could fulfill being the decoy. They were supposedly liked just as much as Silver, and rarely ever ventured into Interguild Town, so his face would not be recognized. This solution was named Haily. He had taken refuge in the Juggernaut caverns to the north of the town after essentially becoming the entire town's scapegoat. Isa knew he could let this outcast take the fall and "save the day" from Silver. Then later on his free time, he could secretly ban Silver, and trick the rest of the mods into believing someone had banned Cedric, leaving them clueless to why and who had done it.

Isa went off on his journey. 1st passing through the creepy and abandoned Mature Forums where he fought off hordes of Jelly Jars and well... something else that would be censored in the film. Tattered and torn, Isa trucked on, soon passing through the seemingly deserted Interguild Collaboration Project. It did not seem abandoned, though; Silver's doodles were scrawled upon everything. Isa is hit over the head with a blunt object and passes out. He wakes up in a cave shaped like a circle, he was trapped in a 69 measure rest with 69 repeats on the end. He is greeted by a mentally unstable hermit named Dekudude. When all others abandoned the ICP over time, Dekudude stayed around, eventually composing the entire score for the ICP and three games worth of Aeon. Eventually realizing there was no one left to praise his epic tunes, he went mad and put any trespassers into whole-rest. Dekudude was currently eating some Wendys over a campfire. Leaning against the wall was the quarter note that he had clubbed Isa with. Isa took note of this.

Meanwhile, Quirvy and Interbot were getting chased through the surrounding woodlands by Silver and Mozart625. Both parties were firing various weapons at each other, but neither were having much success due to a thick smoke hanging over the area. Mozart625 began to arm an inactivity bomb while chasing the 2. Quirvy, being the quick thinker, saw an oblong jar of jelly in the ground. Picking the jar up, he tossed it at Mozart625, temporarily blinding the 2 antagonists and making him drop the inactivity bomb down a nearby ravine. Quirvy and Interbot quickly began to climb a tree and hide from the temporarily stalled pursuers. In the trees, they found the skinned bodies of several Interguild members. They knew their undetectable presence would be temporary for it appeared this was part of Silver's hunting grounds. Quirvy, realizing he had been shot in the arm in the firefight, looked for something to stop the bleeding. Around one of the skinned corpses, he noticed a rubber band; it would make the perfect tourniquet. Across the rubber band was printed "ICECLAW247". After saying a few breif words for this tormented soul, he removed the rubber band from the carcass, making Iceclaw247's entrails pour out of a previously unseen wound. This gruesome torrent landed on Silver and Mozart625, once again blinding them. Quirvy put the rubber band around his flesh wound. A rustle in the trees occurred, and out came a strange sight; it was a stick figure, flying a broomstick with a maple leaf on the end. He called himself The Canadianstick of the West. He explained that Quirvy had put on the magic rubber band, which made himself Quirvy's loyal servant. Interbot remembering The Canadianstick of the West's vital role mentioned the the future's history textbooks, knew that he could let Quirvy go with this awkward sage. Interbot knew he could contribute to the mission elsewhere. Watching Quirvy and the strange being ride off into the distance, Interbot set off to support the cause elsewhere. Being able to see Sprout Tower on the edge of the horizon, Silver and Mozart625 set off in that direction, determined to get Neezles' password.

Going back in time a bit, Isa was still trapped in a really long rest note. Dekudude, finishing his sea-salt fries, got up and stretched, preparing to compose Isa's doom. Isa saw him crane his ear up towards the hole his campfire's smoke was billowing out of. Dekudude, being the manically maestro he was, always searched for new sounds and ideas for his 4th Aeon score, and right now he was hearing something that pleased him musically. Isa too focused, and began to hear the noise; mainly gunfire and shouts as far as he could tell, for his sense of hearing was only modest at best. Dekudude, so pleasured by the cacophony, did not see a strange looking explosive tumble down his smoke hole. Too big to fit down the hole, the cave was soon a virtual smokescreen and Dekudude realizing something was blocking the hole. He began to hear a sound that majorly turned him off; whatever was blocking the smoke's exit was hissing, like a bomb. Thankfully, Isa passed out from smoke inhalation, before the inactivity bomb went off, making him devoid of the effects via a necessary Deus ex machina. The explosion promptly killed Dekudude, shattered Isa's long rest note, and tore a hole in the cave larger than a scary African American eating a massive hamburger.  Isa grabbed Dekudude's quarter note, and continued onward to get Haily.

Interbot began to see the IO team HQs in the valley below. He knew one could simply not walk into the Mod forum. One simply had to do a silly walk past Jebby, the guard, to appear modlike to get in. Interbot succeeded immensely, partially due to Jebby being smashed on the job. He approached Cell Block 69, where he looked for a certain prisoner. Well, not that certain, actually. It was well known before Neezles was banned, she had attempted to raise an army of side account to overpower and irritate the Interguild. Over time, each account was banned and put away. It had been discussed in the future to reactivate some of these trolls and see if they could be reprogrammed to help the resistance. Sadly, Neezles' had leveled the Mod Forum before they could attempt this. Before reaching a usable account, Interbot was stopped by a deep voiced Mod, his name was Livio. He was lazy, but when he put his mind to it, he could usually sorta accomplish something mediocrelly. The thing he wished to accomplish was stopping this intruder. To his misfortune, Interbot ripped off his authoritative head and defenestrated it before he could ever realize he was the one Interbot wanted to kill. Interbot continued down the aisle, unfazed by the brutality. Interbot then came across a prisoner named Wong Ki. Upon activation, the troll claimed he knew Kung Fu. Interbot figured that was good enough, so he took Wong Ki and set off towards Sprout Tower.

A couple cells back where the dead body of Livio lay. A hand from one of the cells reached towards the body. A super-strong vocal chord was pulled out of the carcass and the prisoner used it to saw off his cell's bars. Searching the dead mod's pockets, the prisoner found enough points to buy a disguise from the forum's points shop, and a gun. After purchasing , putting it on, and silly walking past an inebriated Jebby, he was on the outside world. At last, Thomas was free. And he had a goal to fulfill; he knew if people took him seriously, he could clear Haily's name. Towards the Juggernaut caves he went.

Isa had been navigating the Juggernaut caves for roughly three hours now, trying to find Haily. Eventually finding a wall in the cave that he could simply walk through, and jumping through several annoying corners (while doing so, he cursed these not fun natural geological formations), he stumbled upon a small cave looking over the entire Interguild, where a hunched figure watched the world unfold. The Mod wondered whether this strange hermit actually ran the whole Interguild, but it did not matter; Isa was and didn't want to lose his job. Not wanting to use his gun, he took some spare rubber bands, and tied up Haily, much to his semi-lazy protest. Isa carried Haily over his shoulder, but halfway down, he got tired. Stopping at "Yuggy's All-Purpose Okapis", he found and rented a beast suitable to carry him and his prisoner. He felt sorry for the strange blue, skinned owner, so he gave him extra money out of pity.

Interbot and Wong Ki stumbled through the thick brush, retracing his steps thru the ICP. His audio receptors picked up the sound of a certain 4-hoofed mammal walking nearby. Too far away to kill, he went off in the direction of the sound.

Thomas, out to save his leader. Was belly-crawling thru some peach bushes, when he also heard a 4 hoofed mammal trololololing thru the area. Peeking his head up thru the bushes, he spotted Isa on an Okapi, carrying a bound and gagged Haily. Cocking his gun he pocketed from Livio, Thomas knew what he had to do.

Isa, was enjoying his Okapi ride. He had been deprived of such an experience as a child (which partially caused him to love instrumentals). Suddenly, something happened so fast, that all Isa could do was go . Something had been thrown right under his Okapi's feet. It tripped the noble beast up, and jolted Isa hard. The jolt accidently set off his gun and blew Haily's face off. As the Okapi reared it's front feet into the air, 2 bullets whizzed past his face, both seemingly aimed at him. He then promptly heard 2 groans. Looking in the surrounding shrubbery, on one side he found a man all dressed in black who had been shot in the face. On the other side of the trail, he found a man who took a bullet to the chest. He thought the 2nd man seemed familiar, but in the end he just assumed it was an unknown man in a bloodstained . Whatever had obstructed his Okapi's path, was now a crumpled heap of flesh after getting trampled upon.

Isa frowned slightly when he saw that Haily had also been killed. But then he realized, he had 4 unidentifiable corpses; stupid Livio was bound to believe at least one of them was Silver. He left the one in the green dress behind though, for even Livio knew Silver would never wear something that fashionable. Noticing he got blood on his rental Okapi, he stopped at where any messes the lowlife of the Interguild could get cleaned up at; Dando the super awesome cleaning lady's place. She took care of all the mafia's "messes".

Moments earlier, Interbot had caught sight of the Okapi. Not caring who was on it, he grabbed his trusty sidekick, Wongki, and threw him as hard as he could at the Okapi's feet to startle it. He heard a shot fired, and believing the man riding the Okapi had fired, he tried to shoot him. Before he could see if he succeeded, a bullet nailed him in the face. He died quickly.

At those same early moments, Thomas fired a shot at Isa's head. Something caused the Okapi to jerk upward, and the bullet flew into the distance, before Thomas could fire another shot, he felt as if he had been facepalmed over 9000 times in the chest. He fell, over and laid there helpless as Isa stared into his eyes. This is the last time he remembered before blacking out.

Also moments earlier, Wong Ki, happy at finally getting his inner thoughts displayed in this tale, was disappointed to suddenly be picked up and thrown at the strange mammal. He wet himself before the beast trampled him to death.

Thomas woke up, groggy. And saw that Isa had left a musical note on the ground. He picked it up and walked towards Sprout Tower. Now that his master, Haily, had literally been defaced, he had no purpose and wished to throw himself into the chatbox pruner.

Quirvy and The Canadianstick of the West meanwhile, arrived at the top of Sprout tower, via his nationalistic broom stick. With the chatbox pruner in full sight, Quirvy reached in his pocket to grab the password paper. Horrified, he mentally retraced his steps. Suddenly, he remembered about the 42nd time, "C-Link" had asked to see the paper to make sure there were no watermarks, she never gave it back. Thankfully, Quirvy was sure she was too stupid to realize this.

As if needed to carry the story on, Silver and Mozart625 finished traversing the 69 floors of Sprout tower and made it to the roof. Quirvy saw the paper tucked behind her ear, unknowingly. All Quirvy had to do was fight her a little, and grab the paper among the ruckus. He wished he was the minor character with Kung Fu skills. As he approached her, and her accomplice, something sleek and black sliced off their heads. Before Silver and Mozart625 could even blink, their heads tumbled into the ethereal pruner. On the other side of the headless bodies was a suicidal Thomas. He did not feel like walking around the murderous girl and her fuchsia sidekick, so he simply went thru them with Isa's quarter note. Quirvy watched in awe as a random man in a voluntarily walked into the chatbox pruner. Which transported all damned objects to pass thru it to an unknown place.

Isa was wrong; Haily did not run the Interguild. Captain Obvious did. And when he saw Quirvy succeed. He deemed this resolution "too obvious". So he began to change the story to his liking...

Suddenly, Thomas climbed back out of the chatbox pruner, with a bronze tan. Quirvy pondered what the man in the was doing, when the figure reached for a zipper on his neck and took off his full body costume. Underneath it was a man Quirvy would recognize anywhere, it was Art! Had he remained hidden from the public eye this whole time by simply pretending to be whoever this member in the was? Quirvy and The Canadianstick of the West did not have time to find out, for the both spontaneously combusted with the wink of Art's eye.

Unfortunately, the entire Interguild had it wrong; throwing the password into the chatbox pruner actually activated the Neezles account. But Art was prepared for this epic showdown. Perhaps over prepared? For when Neezles the queen of trolls appeared, she began crying and curled up into fetal position. After having a civilized conversation with the troll, Art found out the truth. Neezles wasn't a troll, hellbent on destroying all that was Interguild; she just wanted to go to TGI Fridays. Realizing he had a coupon for free cheeseburger sliders in his pocket, and he doubted he needed them on the other side of the chatbox pruner, from at least that paradise that he had seen. He gave the coupon to the misunderstood troll, pointed her in the direction of the nearest TGI Friday's and promptly jumped back down the pruner.

Isa did not have to worry about trying to fool Livio, for when he returned to the mod forum, he found Livio dead. He also found Jebby dead from attempting a silly walk while drunk. In order to keep the staff full, he promptly appointed the corpses of Interbot, Wong Ki, and Haily as mods. Then he went off to eat his 1st donut. While chewing on this delicacy, he received a call on his phone. Thomas said he was in Cuba. Making the connection, Isa ran the Thomas' cell to see an empty one... with vocal chords in it? Isa felt the need to pursue Thomas, but then he looked at his half eaten donut, then back at the empty cell, then his donut, then his cell again. Isa reminded himself about the concept of "priorities" as he went to finish his delicious pastry, using Jebby's corpse as a table.

The end? lol.