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| Tips for round winners: If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good. Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]" Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed. Interrounds: The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect. You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged. The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins. You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner. These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners Previous rounds and winners Spoiler: |
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| ilikepop4 | ||
| I like cookies Karma: 0 Posts: 71 Gender: Female pm | email |
because thats what everybody does and nobody cares enough to invent a new way You know I'm awesome no matter what I do. | |
| Bang Jan | ||
Age: 24 Karma: -37 Posts: 641 Gender: Male pm | email |
'soccerboy13542' said: the package would rip open too easily if you didn't need scissors, and most people have scissors somewhere in their house, so it's no big deal. what i'd suggest: buy a high quality pair of scissors, keep it in a drawer that is established. make sure that everyone puts the scissors back in that one drawer. Decent explanation there. 7/10 'yimmy7' said: because the packaging people make it that way And why? 3/10 'Darvince' said: It prevents people from stealing the item inside if it is on a secure shelf where you can't take items off of it without purchasing them People could just bring scissors with them to a shop. 6/10 'snipereborn' said: It boosts the economy by providing scissor manufacturers with jobs. Economy boosting is very important. 8/10 'FlashMarsh' said: It isn't because teeth But what if the packaging is too strong for teeth to open? 4/10 'rocket guy2' said: It's not about why, It's about why not! I'll give you points for the Portal 2 reference but there's not much explaining. 5/10 'krotomo' said: Because having scissors packaged with packaging that can only be opened with scissors will encourage people to stop losing scissors. Products shouldn't encourage other products. 6/10 'ilikepop4' said: because thats what everybody does and nobody cares enough to invent a new way See Yimmy's 3/10 The winner is you sniperborn! | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
Hey, I won! You have one post to plot, furtively. Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| krotomo | ||
| The Shepherd Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email |
Hey, I'm gonna kill 10 people. | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
while(!isTaken("interguild.org")) Flame_agent.activate(); end  | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
10000 live guinea pigs dropped out of a blimp equipped with parachutes made of smallpox infested blankets. People will rejoice as furry creatures plummet from the sky, and then flee in terror.  COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| Bang Jan | ||
Age: 24 Karma: -37 Posts: 641 Gender: Male pm | email |
I'll make combustible lemons and burn people's houses down. | |
| jellsprout | ||
| Lord of Sprout Tower Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email |
Done. Oh wait, you expect me to actually type out my plots here? How dumb do you think I am? But don't worry, you'll learn of my plots soon enough. Spoiler: | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
i will kill yaya... run, yaya, run. Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
I think I'll hack into Livio or Isa's account and ban Yimmy! Now, how will I do that... Spoiler: | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
notanentry: but than i will have to kill you. and your brother. /notanentry Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
(Not an entry) Who, me? Spoiler: | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
/notanentry yes. and atvelonis. but not your cat. i'll keep the cat all to myself Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
(Not an entry) Hah! That's what you think! Our cats can snipe you a mile away and are highly advanced in paw-to-paw (or maybe hand-to-hand idk) combat! Btw, the door is locked. Spoiler: | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
notanentry well your cats will be to busy snoozing to fight. plus i have cats that are also advanced at paw-to-paw combat. and i would use a knife to cut open the door, then stab you Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
(Not an entry) While one of them is snoozing, the other one is on guard duty. Also, how would you "cut the door open" with a knife? Spoiler: | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
notanentry  it clearly wouldn't be an axe Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
(Not an entry) Did I tell you that I also have an army of evil killer robots at my disposal? Spoiler: | |
| Mymop | ||
| Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email |
(Not an entry) And Atvelonis has one too. Spoiler: | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
'krotomo' said: Hey, I'm gonna kill 10 people. Eh, that's not that much of a plot. Guess it depends on which ten people, though. 3/10 'shos' said: while(!isTaken("interguild.org")) Flame_agent.activate(); end Hmm, I don't know the details of activate(), but it looks like you're only activating one agent! You should probably have a Flame_agent vector and iterate over its members for maximum effectiveness. 7/10 'Yaya' said: 10000 live guinea pigs dropped out of a blimp equipped with parachutes made of smallpox infested blankets. People will rejoice as furry creatures plummet from the sky, and then flee in terror. Biological warfare, at its finest. In many different senses of the word 'biological'. And 'warfare'. 8/10 'bang_jan' said: I'll make combustible lemons and burn people's houses down. You should change your name to Cave Johnson to make it more believable. 6/10 'jellsprout' said: Done. Oh wait, you expect me to actually type out my plots here? How dumb do you think I am? But don't worry, you'll learn of my plots soon enough. You've caught on to my dastardly scheme of tricking all the other evil geniuses into revealing their plans! This will need to be addressed... 10/10 'yimmy7' said: i will kill yaya... run, yaya, run. Hey, I like yaya, buddy. *Reference* 3/10 'mymop' said: I think I'll hack into Livio or Isa's account and ban Yimmy! Now, how will I do that... I recommend getting their IP address and setting up a packet poisoning network, then redirect poisoned packets to your botnet. Once you have access to the packets, reconfigure them into http requests to the relavent pages and keep the IP origin fields of the packets the same. If the interguild's host server isn't terribly secure, that might trick it. Either way, you should obviously use proxies to mask your command and control efforts. 5/10 Jellsprout wins!!! Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| jellsprout | ||
| Lord of Sprout Tower Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email |
You have one post to invent a new character and bring me to tears with his or her (or any variations thereupon's) death. Spoiler: | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
those can be laughing tears right? | |
| Yimmy | ||
| Resident Goody two-shoes Karma: 72 Posts: 1625 Location: Climbing In Your Windows pm | email |
tnere was a man named man. people made fun of him and said "man, my but hurts" and stuff of the likes. one day he murdered everybody who lived on people street including himself now cry. cry. cry. JUST CRY!!!!!!!!!!! Spoiler: Interguild discord!! People use it!! | |
| jazz | ||
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email |
STORY TIME WITH JAZZ-SAN!!1!one There was a once a boy who lived in the outskirts of Memphis. He had lost his left leg in a car accident... but with the help of all his friends, he lived normally, as any other child would... except for the fact he was missing a leg. One day, exactly ten years after the car accident, he left the school he went to, and said good-bye to his friends as he went on the path he usually took. He waited at the bus stop, as usual, and boarded the bus, as usual. A couple of miles before he reached his destination, someone strange boarded the bus. That certain someone took a seat behind the boy (now teenager), and several confused gunshots later, was left dead, along with the boy. The news spread in a flurry- an innocent young boy (who was handicapped, no less) was killed in a targeted gang-related shooting. The word of the death eventually reached his soon-to-be adopting parents, who were waiting for him at the cemetery with a bouquet of flowers in their hands... now let's see if you can put the pieces of the puzzle together | |
| atvelonis | ||
| Apocryphal Ruminator Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email |
Once upon a time there was a cat. The End. 'jellsprout' said: As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue. | |
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