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You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

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jellsprout
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Saturday, June 2 2012, 4:03 pm EST
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Because people associate you with me.


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Shavey Dave
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@shos no he didn't.

Quote:
Sexual attractiveness or sex appeal can refer to anything which has the ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of a person...


Your obviously so dang smexy because of your TNT.






soccerboy13542
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Saturday, June 2 2012, 4:07 pm EST
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Because Taylor Lautner's abs was your profile picture on Facebook.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
FlashMarsh
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Saturday, June 2 2012, 4:58 pm EST

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Because you know who Taylor Lautner is.
shos
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'Shavey Dave' said:
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Sexual attractiveness or sex appeal can refer to anything which has the ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of a person...
I do not see even one 'm' in the whole quote.


Yuggy
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Sunday, June 3 2012, 8:45 am EST
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'Shavey Dave' said:
I shall juggle for your entertainment.

Interesting approach. 8/10

'shos' said:
{
isEntertained(Yuggy)=1;
rated8/10=1

'Jorster' said:

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end
Broken images are the opposite to fun. But I like your story so 6/10

'jellsprout' said:
Edit: On second thought a few of those are of questionable content, so I'll just leave this one example here:

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And instead provide this:
http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/1
Good 7/10

'soccerboy13542' said:


personally, this is my favourite calvin and hobbes strip of all time
Entertained 7.5/10

Quite Good 6.888888888888888888888888888888/10

'Quirvy' said:




Are you entertained yet? Who doesn't find freaky clowns images that don't load entertaining?
Broken Images suck -4/10

'Bmwsu' said:
I think the conversation between Quirvy and Shos, and Quirvy's reaction is very entertaining.
Quite. 7.777777777/10

'Chezerony' said:
Now that can be great fun. Not as much effort as some others though.

Shavey or shos wiiiiiiiins!
shos
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You have one post to invent the best, most awesomest role for an independent player in a massive mafia game.


Shavey Dave
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'shos' said:
'Shavey Dave' said:
Quote:
Sexual attractiveness or sex appeal can refer to anything which has the ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of a person...        m
I do not see even one 'm' in the whole quote.




Jorster
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Sunday, June 3 2012, 11:01 am EST
mfw

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'shos' said:
probably because you invented the word smexy, and therefore, you probably think you are by definitionthe smexiest evah..

Hmm... Pretty much legit 8/10
'jellsprout' said:
Because people associate you with me.

I don't know how dang smexy you are, but I'll take your word for it. 8/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
@shos no he didn't.

Quote:
Sexual attractiveness or sex appeal can refer to anything which has the ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of a person...


Your obviously so dang smexy because of your TNT.



Your definition is of sexy, not smexy. Therefore your entry is invalid. 2/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
Because Taylor Lautner's abs was your profile picture on Facebook.

Nice, but inside jokes are not known by everyone. 9/10
'FlashMarsh' said:
Because you know who Taylor Lautner is.

So does everyone else... 5/10
Soccerboy wins!


FlashMarsh
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'FlashMarsh' said:
Because you know who Taylor Lautner is.

So does everyone else... 5/10


I honestly have no idea who he is, and I don't really care. He sounds like someone from Twilight.
Cedric
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Sunday, June 3 2012, 1:53 pm EST

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He's an actor from Twilight. xD

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snipereborn
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Sunday, June 3 2012, 1:54 pm EST
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@Shos
Necromancer, you are independently aligned.

Once per night, you can raise a player from the dead. This player becomes a zombie. They retain their previous alignment and are unaware of the transformation. Alternately, you can hide in your crypt, preventing you from dying at night.

You win when the zombies out number the humans (humans including you). If you die, any zombies in play still count towards your win conditions, so you can win if the zombies kill off enough humans.

You may not talk about your zombies under any conditions. Doing so is an immediate mod-kill and all zombies are converted into humans.


Everyone runs faster with a knife.
Quirvy
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Gergory the Pony and Gregory's Owner

2 independents going into the game knowing who eachother is. Neither has a special power other than knowing the other, and they win only if they and their partner make it to the end of the game with each one still alive, regardless of whether or not the mafia or town wins. If either dies they both lose, although the other continues to play in the game.



spooky secret
Yaya
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Umm... The Mailman? It'd work in a town-setting mafia game.

You're the Mailman. You're unneeded in society, and may be out of the loop, but still you control what communications get sent to whom.

It's an indirect action role. Every X amount of nights, you may switch the receivers of 2 night actions. Ex: If Joe wants to kill Bob, and Dennis wants to investigate Brian, the Mailman can switch up the "mail" so Joe kills Brian and Dennis investigates Bob, but they won't be told this (IE: Joe will just be told "the kill was successful", Dennis will get Bob's role under Brian's name). You have a one-shot ability to lock yourself in the Post Office during the night to prevent any actions being committed on you. You win when you're the only one left.



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jazz
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Justin Bieber.
Every 3 nights, you can go to someone's house and sing. Whoever you sing to becomes deaf. They can participate in the action but they can not see any posts. Justin Bieber is independent.  
Isa
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'Yaya' said:
Umm... The Mailman? It'd work in a town-setting mafia game.

You're the Mailman. You're unneeded in society, and may be out of the loop, but still you control what communications get sent to whom.

It's an indirect action role. Every X amount of nights, you may switch the receivers of 2 night actions. Ex: If Joe wants to kill Bob, and Dennis wants to investigate Brian, the Mailman can switch up the "mail" so Joe kills Brian and Dennis investigates Bob, but they won't be told this (IE: Joe will just be told "the kill was successful", Dennis will get Bob's role under Brian's name). You have a one-shot ability to lock yourself in the Post Office during the night to prevent any actions being committed on you. You win when you're the only one left.

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Bus_Driver


That said...am I allowed to enter this round? =p
FlashMarsh
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Monday, June 4 2012, 8:09 pm EST

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Un-Nightkillable Lightning Rod would be cool.
Yaya
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Hey, at least I know it's practical enough then.



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shos
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'snipereborn' said:
@Shos
Necromancer, you are independently aligned.

Once per night, you can raise a player from the dead. This player becomes a zombie. They retain their previous alignment and are unaware of the transformation. Alternately, you can hide in your crypt, preventing you from dying at night.

You win when the zombies out number the humans (humans including you). If you die, any zombies in play still count towards your win conditions, so you can win if the zombies kill off enough humans.

You may not talk about your zombies under any conditions. Doing so is an immediate mod-kill and all zombies are converted into humans.
frekin awesome idea. 9/10
'Quirvy' said:
Gergory the Pony and Gregory's Owner

2 independents going into the game knowing who eachother is. Neither has a special power other than knowing the other, and they win only if they and their partner make it to the end of the game with each one still alive, regardless of whether or not the mafia or town wins. If either dies they both lose, although the other continues to play in the game.
I think such roles exist; some kind of masons or something. it's cool, but could be kooler 7/10

'Yaya' said:
Umm... The Mailman? It'd work in a town-setting mafia game.

You're the Mailman. You're unneeded in society, and may be out of the loop, but still you control what communications get sent to whom.

It's an indirect action role. Every X amount of nights, you may switch the receivers of 2 night actions. Ex: If Joe wants to kill Bob, and Dennis wants to investigate Brian, the Mailman can switch up the "mail" so Joe kills Brian and Dennis investigates Bob, but they won't be told this (IE: Joe will just be told "the kill was successful", Dennis will get Bob's role under Brian's name). You have a one-shot ability to lock yourself in the Post Office during the night to prevent any actions being committed on you. You win when you're the only one left.
a redirector. original for a not-so-experienced mafia player, I think. this is a very pro-scum role, so I think it's less awesome than it could be. look at my CYOR game in MS
5/10

'jazz' said:
Justin Bieber.
Every 3 nights, you can go to someone's house and sing. Whoever you sing to becomes deaf. They can participate in the action but they can not see any posts. Justin Bieber is independent.  
lol, that's a good one. but every 3 nights? should be less, cuz mafia games usually don't last that long XD I'd give that an 8.4/10

'FlashMarsh' said:
Un-Nightkillable Lightning Rod would be cool.
you actually made me open this
http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Lightning_Rod

to see what a LR is.

This could be awesome. but the setup would have to be really accurate. I mean, if there's a watcher or something, scum are doomed. but also, this game would go on and on until the LR is lynched or daykilled. this could be very, very interesting.

8.9/10 tho, since sniper's suggestion is jsut so amazing XD


snipereborn
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lol. I think I should be allowed to mod a game somtime. Please???

Anyways, you have one post to tell me you zombie plan.


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shos
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1) get to work in a circus as a zombie
2) earn enough money to go to the US
3) start killing all the fat obese ones who cannot escape(aka, making them zombies too)
4) take your 150,000,000 zombies and kill all canadians, special emphasis on the destruction and humiliation of the one known as "Justin Bieber".
5) profit!


jellsprout
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Realistic zombies? Stay inside for a week until they rot away. I should be able to survive that long with my current supplies.

Cinema zombies? Close the curtains, lock the doors and stay inside. I'm on the 10th floor, so I don't think they will get this high. A good idea should also be to check on Facebook if any other people in my building are still here and making a grocery run early before everything runs out. If supplies run out while the apocalypse is still going on, escape the city on my bike. More reliable than a car and more than fast enough to outrun the zombies without any effort. Though I really don't see why the zombies would stay here when Delft is close to the second and third largest city in the Netherlands. They would probably go there.
Since I am on campus, I could also try to make it either to the reactor institute or underneath the Physics faculty. Those buildings are probably strong enough to withstand a bombing, so they should be able to survive the zombie apocalypse. They also have uranium and very, very high powered lasers respectively.
Edit: I also remember I have an area filled with greenhouses just outside of Town, so I can probably scavange those for food. I don't have to go through much densely populated areas to get there, so it shouldn't be difficult to reach by bike.

Dwarf Fortress zombies? Jump out the window. The only option is joining them.


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Yuggy
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Brains.................
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About 15 minutes to the west and  20 to the northwest of my house are 2 very large urban areas, so I believe most of the ruckus would be concentrated there.

Assuming, all those above statements would happen, I'm pretty sure I could stay in my house maybe with the exception of a grocery run early on, while society is still intact. An extended family member of mine lives in pretty much an apartment that's attached to my house, so we have double the normal amount of food on a regular basis. I have a reasonably big backyard which borders on a swamp full of brush and mini-lakes, so any potential threat will have to try hard to get through, and then I could still dig a few pits in my backyard. My elderly Polish neighbors to the right have a vegetable garden, and they keep rifles on hand to take care of any unwanted rabbits. My redneck neighbors to my left have a a barn on their property back from when the entire area was farmland, so there's an ideal sniper post. They also are gun/ATV/fireworks enthusiasts, so defence and emergency methods of transportation are good. Pooling all our resources together, we'd probably last a while. My house doesn't have any guns, but we have an absurd amount of sledgehammers and pickaxes in my garage, so we're prepared for emergency hand to hand combat. If our situation is compromised (either by zombies or looters), I'll probably either flee north on my bike and take shelter in the development with tons of unoccupied houses, I'd bike east to the even more heavily forested/uninhabited area and disiappear into nature, or make a carbomb with the fireworks .

In the event of an bombing, I might be able to survive by going to the waste treatment plant to the south east of my house. I don't exactly know how fortified it is, but a majority of it is underground.



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soccerboy13542
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in my school planner, i've been planning for the 2016 zombie apocalypse.
currently it is May 24th 2016, and so far, Hawaii is the safest place.
The US East Coast, Australia, Eastern Canada, most of Africa and Europe, and all of Antarcica have been taken over.
I would advise going to Alaska or Hawaii.

Get on the SS not-Titanic. Obviously, since it is not the Titanic, it will not sink. That is the safest way to get to your destination. There will be weapons aboard. They're mostly blow darts, but they'll do. They kill zombies easily.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.

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