Log In
Name:
Pass:
Online Members (0)
No members are currently online.
Current Interguild Time:
Sat Apr 27 2024 5:40 pm
Member Chat Box  [click here to enlarge]
Recent Posts and Comments
Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

Previous rounds and winners
Spoiler:
« Forum Index < Random Chat Forum
«Previous | 1, 2, 3, . . . 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, . . . 214, 215, 216 | Next»

shos
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Tuesday, November 19 2013, 4:36 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

Age: 31
Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
pm | email
'kinectking' said:
You have one post to convince me that tater tots aren't made of potato intestines


..what is tater tots?

and even worse,
'kinectking' said:
  potato intestines



what is a potato???



...


Jorster
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Tuesday, November 19 2013, 6:10 pm EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
pm | email
The thing that the Irish don't have any of

Spoiler:


jazz
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Tuesday, November 19 2013, 8:30 pm EST

Karma: 108
Posts: 3050
pm | email
/not entry
'yimmy7' said:

'jazz' said:
Me was a very bad user. Me has posted very offensive statements, and was overall a douchebag. Me has also broken rules 1-8 with his latest post.

#ImpeachMe

WELL JAZZ, I KNOW YOU SHOULD BE BANNED, BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 2/10

But... I wasn't talking about myself, I was talking about Me!
krotomo
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Tuesday, November 19 2013, 10:37 pm EST
The Shepherd

Age: 23
Karma: 249
Posts: 4066
Gender: Male
Location: My chair
pm | email
Definition of intestine:

in·tes·tine
inˈtestən/Submit
noun
plural noun: intestines
1.
(in vertebrates) the lower part of the alimentary canal from the end of the stomach to the anus.

A potato does not have intestines, nor does it have an anus or stomach. Therefore, it is impossible for tater tots to be made of potato intestines!
kinectking
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Wednesday, November 20 2013, 10:47 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: 43
Posts: 505
Gender: Male
pm | email
'atvelonis' said:
When you harvest a potato, it becomes many tater tots; most of the potato is used. So, when you eat a tater tot, you could very well be eating potato brain or potato liver or something.

5/10 fair enough, but you could just as well be eating intestine, so...
'bang_jan' said:
On the Wikipedia page there's no use of the word intestine.

6/10 would have been better with a link, but i probably wouldn't have read it any way so...
'yimmy7' said:
potatos are not animals. they are plants. plants don't yhave intestines

4/10 eww... science
'jellsprout' said:
It is too expensive to make tater tots from actual potatoes. Instead, they substitute the potatoes with horse meat. It is an illegal practice, but commonplace all the same. Even tots from trustworthy organic farms, secretly horse meat.

8/10 knowing my school especially, your'e probably right...
'Yaya' said:
*Thinks of what I had for dinner last night, barfs on keyboard*

No, I think you win this one, Kinectking.

∞/10 yes... I always win... (except when I lose)
'shos' said:
'kinectking' said:
You have one post to convince me that tater tots aren't made of potato intestines


jellsprout wins!!!



..what is tater tots?

and even worse,
'kinectking' said:
  potato intestines



what is a potato???
-∞/10 how... HOW...?


'krotomo' said:
Definition of intestine:

in·tes·tine
inˈtestən/Submit
noun
plural noun: intestines
1.
(in vertebrates) the lower part of the alimentary canal from the end of the stomach to the anus.

A potato does not have intestines, nor does it have an anus or stomach. Therefore, it is impossible for tater tots to be made of potato intestines!

6/10 eww... logic


Spoiler:
shos
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Wednesday, November 20 2013, 1:05 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

Age: 31
Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
pm | email
....

/sarcasm.

can't believe people didn't get it. can't. believe.


Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Thursday, November 21 2013, 3:27 pm EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
Half round time!

You have one post to convince me that you're a god.
kinectking
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Thursday, November 21 2013, 7:13 pm EST

Age: 24
Karma: 43
Posts: 505
Gender: Male
pm | email
god: powerful, amazing, fabulous

Spoiler:

this 'bout sums it up


Spoiler:
Yaya
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Thursday, November 21 2013, 9:49 pm EST

Age: 29
Karma: 747
Posts: 5367
Location: Ohio (US)
pm | email
Okapi 47:26-27
And so The Yaya said, "Thou shalt not speaketh in tongues that incite schisms of fense where none is meant, therefore I command thee to ensure that all thy articulations possess no such vernacular of fense in aspects of daily life..."

Also these "convince me that x" rounds are getting kinda old. God out.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
jazz
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 2:24 am EST

Karma: 108
Posts: 3050
pm | email
I'm not a god because I didn't win this half round.
ilikepop4
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 11:40 am EST
I like cookies

Karma: 0
Posts: 71
Gender: Female
pm | email
I'm not.


You know I'm awesome no matter what I do.
Jorster
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 11:53 am EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
pm | email
I can't be a god because god isnt real lololo euphoric af


shos
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 1:57 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

Age: 31
Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
pm | email
I'm God because...well...steroids?


Isa
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 3:05 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

Age: 31
Karma: 686
Posts: 7833
Gender: Male
Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1
pm | email
'Albert Einstein' said:
God doesn't play dice with the world. Isa does.
jellsprout
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 7:09 pm EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

Karma: -2147482799
Posts: 6445
Gender: Male
pm | email
'Albert Einstein' said:
God doesn't play dice with the world. He plays with Jellsprout.


Spoiler:
01110000011011110110
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, November 22 2013, 9:26 pm EST
kolkon sitei

Age: 36
Karma: 57
Posts: 342
Gender: Female
Location: darvince
pm | email
Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 5:33 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
Yaya wins!
Yaya
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 9:27 am EST

Age: 29
Karma: 747
Posts: 5367
Location: Ohio (US)
pm | email
You have one post to... detail your plan to fight crime and clean up the streets. Remember, realism is for squares.



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
Rocketguy2
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 10:24 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
pm | email
I'm going to use a fart jetpack and use it for epic punches and speed mop


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
shos
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 10:25 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

Age: 31
Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
pm | email
Nukes!

any further details needed - let me know.


Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 11:41 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
I will sent out a sonic wave that obliterates everything evil that ever existed and make everything squeaky clean!
soccerboy13542
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 1:25 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

Karma: 450
Posts: 4466
Gender: Male
Location: 1945
pm | email
Take a broom and sweep those villains into the hands.... of JUSTICE.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Yimmy
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 2:22 pm EST
Resident Goody two-shoes

Karma: 72
Posts: 1625
Location: Climbing In Your Windows
pm | email
why, i would kidnap all superheroes and villians, steal there powers, and the rest is sort of obvious


Spoiler:

Interguild discord!! People use it!!
Mymop
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, November 24 2013, 2:37 pm EST
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop

Age: 22
Karma: 39
Posts: 859
Gender: Male
Location: New York
pm | email
Fully overload photon torpedoes!

Or maybe get some crime-fighting super robots.


Spoiler:
kinectking
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Monday, November 25 2013, 11:28 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: 43
Posts: 505
Gender: Male
pm | email
i would have atvelonis' cat lick the villains all the way to jail


Spoiler:

« Forum Index < Random Chat Forum
«Previous | 1, 2, 3, . . . 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, . . . 214, 215, 216 | Next»

In order to post in the forums, you must be logged into your account.
Click here to login.

© 2024 The Interguild | About & Links | Contact: livio@interguild.org
All games copyrighted to their respective owners.