If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.
Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"
Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.
Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.
You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.
The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.
These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender:Male Location: An antique land pm | email
Because he secretly hired him to kidnap you in your sleep and take you to a faraway land known as the Kingdom of the Bunnymen. Only thing was, he could only get to you digitally. So, by posting that image, he is seeping through the cracks in between the screen and the outside border of the monitor, slowly coming to get you!
'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
In unrelated news, look at this PM that Quirvy sent me!
'Quirvy' said:
In my humble opinion, might I contribute to this conversation?
My deep pondering of this serious mystery that is the boy Quirvy has led me to be inclined to first pity him for his mental health before I remember the cruel puppy-killer he is. The effects that he has had on me have been very much so unfortunate, and my eyes have opened to the Perfect Insanity - Disturbed that he possesses so occultly. That said and finished, I think that he is in love with this Avi Muchnick, and has had deep and passionate affairs with him. This produced an illegitimate child, and when Avi left Quirvy alone and desolate without child support, he had to seek help for anywhere he could find it. Due to Quirvy not having a reality outside of his mancave and Avi Muchnick, he turned to us. He cannot outright say what he has done, as it would bring him shame and his only reality would be utterly decimated. So, he has sent that image in desperation to a select group of privileged members. That image, Yaya, is a cry of the deepest and most profound of human agony and suffering.
I do know that it has not have to do with this, this, this, or this.
More concrete explanation: Some spambots made some crazy spam posts(/blogs), one of them posting a bunch of random images. I saw one of those images, thought it looked kinda funny, decided it would be interesting to see how some people would react if I just sent a PM with only that image in it.
RESULTS:
Bmwsu (knowing where it came from):
'Bmwsu' said:
He needs a 'stache shave.
Isa:
'Isa' said:
...Google Images says Avi Muchnick?
What have I done to deserve this!?
'Isa' said:
Oh hey, now I've clicked the spam links.
I liked the graphs!
The graph(s?) Isa is referring to:
Spoiler:
Yaya:
'Yaya' said:
Why did you send me a picture of Avi Muchnick?
'Yaya' said:
You have one post to... speculate why Quirvy sent me this PM of Avi Muchnick. (I tried asking him 5 days ago, but he never responded. So this is his fault. If Quirvy comes on and tells me straight up, that doesn't necessarily mean he wins, I'm always looking to be entertained).
He probably sent it to you when he was drunk on hamburgers.
(Yes, you can get drunk on hamburgers, as long as you eat as much as Quirvy.)
Filling in for Shos's expected answer, I guess. 4/10
'Isa' said:
I got it too so I can guess why
Yes, you can guess why, but you did not. 0/10
'atvelonis' said:
Because he secretly hired him to kidnap you in your sleep and take you to a faraway land known as the Kingdom of the Bunnymen. Only thing was, he could only get to you digitally. So, by posting that image, he is seeping through the cracks in between the screen and the outside border of the monitor, slowly coming to get you!
I would've noticed. My kitchen is pretty well lighted. 3/10
'jellsprout' said:
Because he is so dreamy...
Quirvy or Avi Muchnick? I'll go with both. 8/10
'buboy24' said:
He is Quirvy in disguise.
Had potential, but needed elaboration. 4/10
'krotomo' said:
-not an entry-
I see a flaw with this round... what if Quirvy posts?
I see a round in your flaw.
-not a score- 0/10
'Darvince' said:
Because he sent you the picture.
He sent me the picture because he sent picture(∞)? 2/10
'Bmwsu' said:
In unrelated news, look at this PM that Quirvy sent me!
'Quirvy' said:
In my humble opinion, might I contribute to this conversation?
My deep pondering of this serious mystery that is the boy Quirvy has led me to be inclined to first pity him for his mental health before I remember the cruel puppy-killer he is. The effects that he has had on me have been very much so unfortunate, and my eyes have opened to the Perfect Insanity - Disturbed that he possesses so occultly. That said and finished, I think that he is in love with this Avi Muchnick, and has had deep and passionate affairs with him. This produced an illegitimate child, and when Avi left Quirvy alone and desolate without child support, he had to seek help for anywhere he could find it. Due to Quirvy not having a reality outside of his mancave and Avi Muchnick, he turned to us. He cannot outright say what he has done, as it would bring him shame and his only reality would be utterly decimated. So, he has sent that image in desperation to a select group of privileged members. That image, Yaya, is a cry of the deepest and most profound of human agony and suffering.
I do know that it has not have to do with this, this, this, or this.
I SOB FOR HIM NIGHTLY! And it was quite interesting to see those links, since I wasn't on for any of the incident. I'm sooooo definitely keeping this pic for later. 9/10
'Quirvy' said:
More concrete explanation: Some spambots made some crazy spam posts(/blogs), one of them posting a bunch of random images. I saw one of those images, thought it looked kinda funny, decided it would be interesting to see how some people would react if I just sent a PM with only that image in it.
RESULTS:
Bmwsu (knowing where it came from):
'Bmwsu' said:
He needs a 'stache shave.
Isa:
'Isa' said:
...Google Images says Avi Muchnick?
What have I done to deserve this!?
'Isa' said:
Oh hey, now I've clicked the spam links.
I liked the graphs!
The graph(s?) Isa is referring to:
Spoiler:
Yaya:
'Yaya' said:
Why did you send me a picture of Avi Muchnick?
'Yaya' said:
You have one post to... speculate why Quirvy sent me this PM of Avi Muchnick. (I tried asking him 5 days ago, but he never responded. So this is his fault. If Quirvy comes on and tells me straight up, that doesn't necessarily mean he wins, I'm always looking to be entertained).
soccerboy:
'soccerboy13542' said:
oh quirvy. i didn't know you felt this way.
Livio & Sefro: No replies/reactions
Yaya part II: [broken image link]
'Yaya' said:
HE DID IT AGAIN!!!?!!!!!@!!!!!!!1!1!/!!/??!
The responses to your PMS were better than your explanation, but at least I get some closure out of this. 7/10
BmWsU wInS!1!
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma.
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender:Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
Upon first contact with the aliens, Quirvy first did what any sane person would do: scream. Then, when the light pink insectoids didn't immediately disembowel him, he decided to stop screaming. Head tilted slightly, Quirvy took a tentative step towards them. One moved forward, seemingly mirroring Quirvy. Quirvy slowly crept forward, alert, curious, and exhilarated. When they were close enough to touch each other, the alien stopped and waved its antennae; Quirvy waved back and offered his hand for a handshake. What Quirvy didn't know is that he had just perfectly performed the aliens' mating ritual. No one is quite sure what happened next or how it's possible, but now Quirvy is carrying a half human, half pink alien bug baby, which he aptly named Bugsy.
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender:Male Location: An antique land pm | email
He thought he met Daniel Craig but it turns out he didn't, but by the time he had his secret-agent baby, it was already too late; the baby had already been named 007, which is a name banned in, Malaysia, I believe.
'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Quirvy once threw a wish in the well. He said he'd trade his soul for a wish for...something, most probably romance. However, this wasn't what he was looking for, and now, someone was in his way.
This person had a powerful stare. Said person wore some ripped jeans that showed off some skin. The wind was blowing, as the day became evening, became night...but the temperature wouldn't drop. There was something in the air that Quirvy felt, and so, he said:
Quirvy is a little girl. Plain and simple. His child's name is, as a matter of fact, Dakota. He likes to keep the names of states running in the family.
Imtimi is a little girl. Plain and simple. His child's name is, as a matter of fact, Florida. He likes to keep the names of states running in the family.
-not an entry-
'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Oh. well uh. I can't really tell you what happened when happened that night. In short I'll say that we drank a little and uh...quirvy mated with a chimpanzee. He cheated on me
The child's name will be 'Harry', middename is 'yooso'.
Well, that is a good indicator of Quirvy's mental health, but he isn't Swedish and you managed to fail to include what happened on the night. 1/10
'jazz' said:
I'm too mentally scarred to even begin to explain what happened...
Bob.
I understand that a threesome involving Quirvy may be horrifying, but we need you to be honest in order to find the best treatment for you. The name also lacks originality, though I am surprised you could remember after all you're been through.. 2/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
Quirvy had an affair with shos.
The kid's name is Joaquin.
Well, I do know that Quirvy had an affair. With Shos is surprising, but it makes me wonder if Shos is pregnant as well. Either way, there is no description of the events that went down the night they had that affair. 3/10
'Darvince' said:
What went down in detail that night isn't appropriate for Interguild as it contains sexual content.
I understand that. However, we need to at least attempt to explain it in hopes that we might begin to comprehend just a little better what happened. 0/10
'snipereborn' said:
Upon first contact with the aliens, Quirvy first did what any sane person would do: scream. Then, when the light pink insectoids didn't immediately disembowel him, he decided to stop screaming. Head tilted slightly, Quirvy took a tentative step towards them. One moved forward, seemingly mirroring Quirvy. Quirvy slowly crept forward, alert, curious, and exhilarated. When they were close enough to touch each other, the alien stopped and waved its antennae; Quirvy waved back and offered his hand for a handshake. What Quirvy didn't know is that he had just perfectly performed the aliens' mating ritual. No one is quite sure what happened next or how it's possible, but now Quirvy is carrying a half human, half pink alien bug baby, which he aptly named Bugsy.
I had no idea! Oh, the poor Quirvy, now unsure of what to do. It must be hard for one to carry such an odd burden such as that half-human thing. 8/10
'atvelonis' said:
He thought he met Daniel Craig but it turns out he didn't, but by the time he had his secret-agent baby, it was already too late; the baby had already been named 007, which is a name banned in, Malaysia, I believe.
I'm not sure what happened. He met this guy who he thought was Danial Craig, and then he had an affair with him? And then he had the child even though it was too late? 1/10
'Isa' said:
Quirvy once threw a wish in the well. He said he'd trade his soul for a wish for...something, most probably romance. However, this wasn't what he was looking for, and now, someone was in his way.
This person had a powerful stare. Said person wore some ripped jeans that showed off some skin. The wind was blowing, as the day became evening, became night...but the temperature wouldn't drop. There was something in the air that Quirvy felt, and so, he said:
"Where you think you're going baby?"
Nine months later, Carly Rae Jepsen was born.
Oh, the way you describe it! I feel as though I can feel just a fraction of the passion that Quirvy must have on that tender night. 10/10
'imtimi' said:
Quirvy is a little girl. Plain and simple. His child's name is, as a matter of fact, Dakota. He likes to keep the names of states running in the family.
Quirvy might be a little girl, and his child's name might very well be Dakota, but I have no clue what happened that fateful night. 3/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
Imtimi is a little girl. Plain and simple. His child's name is, as a matter of fact, Florida. He likes to keep the names of states running in the family.
-not an entry-
WELL I'M STILL GOING TO JUDGE IT!! -0/10
'shos' said:
Oh. well uh. I can't really tell you what happened when happened that night. In short I'll say that we drank a little and uh...quirvy mated with a chimpanzee. He cheated on me
The child's name will be 'Harry', middename is 'yooso'.
Oh, goodness! I am sorry that such a horrendous thing had to happen to you! You have my deepest condolences. 8/10
Seeing as how nobody obviously read my entry for Yaya's round, you all managed to get the father wrong. This means you all fail, but that didn't turn out well for me last time, lol.
etc.)
, Yimmy)
!!1!1!/!!/??! 
