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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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I don't know why you guys are still posting. Look at the header post.
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jazz |
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email
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'Jazz' said: You have one post to be a ninja
You may use photos, videos or short stories.
EDIT BY LIVIO ISA:
It would have been better if you didn't use your name... you gotta keep it a secret! 6/10
'Thomas' said: I once ninja'd somebody so I am a ninja.
No proof? That sucks. 4/10
'Shavey Dave' said: I do karate so I am a Ninja.
That is not enough. You must learn the arts of ninjustu and jujutsu. Otherwise, you are not able to become a true ninja. 6/10
'Yuggy' said: I also do karate and I'm nearly a black belt. Niiiiiinjaaa!
Almost is not enough. You still have a long way to go. 6/10
'Yaya' said: I already posted my entry.
Well done! You have secretly and anonymously posted an invisible post before the competition! 9/10
'snipereborn' said: Read my signature.
Invisible (until highlighted) posts are a mark of a true ninja. But your knife remark isn't enough... perhaps a bit more effort? 7/10
'jellsprout' said: I don't know why you guys are still posting. Look at the header post.
Your name has been struck out, so -1 point. 9/10
Yaya or Jell, you two may start the next competition, together or individually. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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haha all ye losers. my post hasn't even been noticed. clearly I win.
You have one post to give me the wierdest, or funniest, song name you can find.
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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No, Yaya won. But until Yaya posts a new round, I will answer with this:
Hij was maar een neger
This translates to "He was only a negro". A tragic Dutch song from the 60s or 70s about a black person who tries to find a place to sleep on Christmas Eve, but gets turned away everywhere for being black.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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You have one post to convince either Jell or Yaya to start the new round. |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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So who's round do I reply to? |
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Bahaha, I love AD. Fine....
You have one post to... complete this adlib?
One day, (Interguild member) was (doing a strange action/activity/verb), when suddenly they saw a (noun, preferably living)) holding (an object) standing (location). Since they had experienced this (number of times), (Interguild Member) picked (a different object), screamed, "(dialouge)" and (verb/action) the (preferably living noun). In the ordeal, the (noun's) mask came off and it was actually (different interguild member). Looking (adjetive), the (different interguild member) quickly (verb/action) the (object they were holding), said "(dialouge)" and (adverb/adjetive) (action/verb).
The (noun)?
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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A winnar is me.
(Interguild member) - Neezles
(doing a strange action/activity/verb) - wallpunching
(noun, preferably living) - Tasmanian tiger
(an object) - A pink baseball bat with metal spike on top
(location) - Meridell
(number of times) - 25 octillion and 3
(a different object) - A rubber duckie
(dialouge) - "Hold right there, criminal scum!"
(verb/action) - caressed
(different interguild member) - CSD
(adjetive) - purple
(verb/action) - PM'd
(dialouge) - Pray... I'll give you that much time. For all you have done up to now... Repent it, and sleep.
(adverb/adjective) - casually
(action/verb) - jitterbugged
So I get...
One day, Neezles was wallpunching, when suddenly they saw a Tasmanian tiger holding a pink baseball bat with a metal spike on top standing in Meridell. Since they had experienced this 25 octillion and 3 times, Neezles picked a rubber duckie, screamed, "Hold right there, criminal scum!" and carassed the Tasmanian tiger. In the ordeal, the Tasmanian tiger's mask came off and it was actually CSD. Looking purple, CSD quickly PM'd the pink baseball bat with a metal spike on top, said "Pray... I'll give you that much time. For all you have done up to now... Repent it, and sleep." and casually jitterbugged.
'Cedric' said: So who's round do I reply to?
Just do what I do. Reply to everything bolded.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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One day, Yaya was relieving his bladder, when suddenly he saw an Okapi holding a hammer standing in his bathroom. Since he had experienced this twice already, Yaya picked the hammer, screamed, "WILL YOU STOP GETTING HAMMERED" and shooed the Okapi. In the ordeal, the Okapi's mask came off and it was actually Shos. Looking confused, Shos quickly took the hammer, said "YOU WILL NOT PREVENT ME FROM GETTING HAMMERED" and hit himself with the hammer strongly.
The hell?
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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One day, Harumbai was playing CoD BO, when suddenly he saw a cat holding a squeaky toy shaped like a dog in his backyard.. Since he had experienced this 0 times, Harumbai got out his lion Lego creation and screamed "Put your paws in the air, cat!" and threw his Lego at the cat, only to find that the window he was looking through was closed. In the ordeal, the cat's mask came off and it was actually Neezles. Laughing, Neezles quickly dropped the squeaky toy and said "I IS GREAT PINEAPPLE. HUMPY DUMPY SAT ON WALL, HUMPY DUMPY FALL, ALL KING HORSES AND ALL KINGS MEN CAN NOT PUT HUMPY DUMPY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. YOU IS HUMPY DUMPY" and ran off, laughing.
The aftermath? |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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One day, Midnight the wolf was smiling, when suddenly he saw a squirrel holding a treasure chest standing in his door entrance. Since he had experienced this once earlier, Midnight picked a wolf avatar, screamed "WAT DO U MEAN" and jumped at the squirrel. In the ordeal, the squirrel's mask came off and it was actually Jellsprout. Looking puzzled, Jellsprout quickly hid the treasure, said "I don't think you understand the finer points of cavemaking." and swiftly disintegrated the wolf.
The end? |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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One day, Yaya was carrying a gallon of PCP, when suddenly they saw a grape holding a nail gun standing in front of Castle Ahhhhhhhhhrgh. Since they had experienced this over 9000 times, Yaya picked up an unladen European swallow, screamed, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and cast Fireball at the grape. In the ordeal, the grape's mask came off and it was actually Jazz. Looking unimpressed, Jazz quickly aimed the nail gun, said "OH, REALLY?" and violently exploded.
The winner?
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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One day, Cedric was chuffing, when suddenly they saw a living hearth holding an orange standing in the sky. Since they had experienced this seven times, Cedric picked a pineapple, screamed, "GO AWAY FOUL OTHER DIMENSIONLY BEAST" and cut the hearth. In the ordeal, the skirt's mask came off and it was actually Yuggy. Looking awkward, Yuggy quickly pruned the orange, said "Go away," and made scented oranges.
The ending?
Kol.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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One day Jellsprout had locked himself in Sprout tower to hide. He then then saw that what he had intent to keep out - a lion - was now locked inside with him. He realised he had locked one lion out but another in. He then noticed that the lion was clutching a tortoise and he began to swing it above his head as he roared feroiciously. He stood on the twisting staircase as if he owned it. Since Jellsprout had experienced lions only once before - in zoo - his natural instinct was to pick up the hammer on his desk and scream at the top of his lungs: "DIE YOU FOUL BEAST!" He ran at the lion like a maniac and slammed the hammer down hard on the lions head. Then something very strange happened. Dando52 crawled put from inside the lion... the lion... suit. D52 looked at Jellsprout angrily. He quickly grabbed the hammer and spoke. "out." he then stood tall and left quickly.
Jellsprouts end?
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DeathBunni X |
Eww, school.
Age: 26 Karma: 87 Posts: 690 Gender: Female Location: Midwest pm | email
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For the song one, (both by fall out boy), I'm between "Headfirst slide into Cooperstown on a bad bet' and "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)"
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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One day, Yaya was in the middle of judging the latest round of the one post topic, when suddenly he saw Quirvy holding a threatening metal pipe standing in a location nearby. Since he had experienced this several times, Yaya picked [up] his keyboard, screamed, "IM JUDGING IT!!!" and submitted the finished and somehow living post. In the ordeal, the Quirvy's mask came off and it was actually neezles. Looking mischievous, the neezle quickly smashed the keyboard, said "NEEZLE SMASH!!" and cracked Yaya like an egg.
[just] The beginning...?
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Silver |
Karma: 121 Posts: 3581 Gender: Female pm | email
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One day, Interguild member was doing a strange activity, when suddenly they saw a noun, holding an object standing location. Since they had experienced this number of times, Interguild Member picked a different object, screamed, "dialouge" and action the preferably living noun. In the ordeal, the noun's mask came off and it was actually different interguild member. Looking adjetive, the different interguild member quickly action the object they were holding, said "dialouge" and adverb action.
The noun?
...Stop looking at me like that.
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Crap on a stick... I could've sworn I already judged this, I think I might've got halfway thru writing the post and then had dinner and forgot about it. I wasn't purposely avoiding it (this time).
Jell: 7/10
Shos: 8/10
Cedric: 5/10
Isa: 6/10
Snipereborn: 9/10
Darvince: 4/10
Shavey: 3/10
Quirvy: 9/10
Silver: -69/10
Quirvy or Snipereborn GOGOGOGO!
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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You have one post to answer the following question:
You wake up in a bed next to a large fish. What do you do and/or what happened the previous night?
spooky secret |
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FlashMarsh |
Age: 25 Karma: 99 Posts: 2727 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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On the previous night, you blacked out in the sewer. |
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Bmwsu |
Age: 28 Karma: 175 Posts: 2557 Gender: Male pm | email
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I would obviously make sushi because the night before I bought the fish for that purpose exactly.
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Yuggy |
I am a wise goat
Age: 25 Karma: 64 Posts: 1609 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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I'd go back to sleep and hope I'm dreaming... |
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