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| Tips for round winners: If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good. Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]" Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed. Interrounds: The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect. You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged. The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins. You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner. These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners Previous rounds and winners Spoiler: |
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| krotomo | ||
| The Shepherd Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email |
-Edited Entry- Me: Carrots are always wrong. Carrot: You're right. | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
The set of all sets that don't contain themselves. Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
This post doesn't exist. "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
A prisoner is told, "You will die within 10 days on a day that you will not be expecting it." Well, it cannot be the 10th day, because if he will die within 10 days, and he is alive on the 10th day, he will expect to die on that day. Since he cannot die on the 10th day (see above) , he cannot die on the 9th day either. Since he cannot die on the 10th day, if the 9th day comes, he will be expecting it. And so on, and so forth.  | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
Solution: He dies immediately. "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
Nope, its hard to explain, but it still doesn't work. | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
/not entry Wooo, induction! Woooooo!!!! lolz Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| soccerboy13542 | ||
| ~*~Soccer~*~ Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email |
'Jorster' said: A prisoner is told, "You will die within 10 days on a day that you will not be expecting it." Well, it cannot be the 10th day, because if he will die within 10 days, and he is alive on the 10th day, he will expect to die on that day. Since he cannot die on the 10th day (see above) , he cannot die on the 9th day either. Since he cannot die on the 10th day, if the 9th day comes, he will be expecting it. And so on, and so forth. Solution: the person who tells the prisoner that is lying. 'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
Solution: Stop trying to prove me wrong | |
| sup_mus | ||
Age: 25 Karma: -18 Posts: 242 Gender: Male pm | email |
EDIT: Failure is the mother of success Wait , if falure is a failure , how did failure mother success? She would have failed at mothering success. Even if she passed to mother success , wouldnt success be another failure as failure mothered success and failure is a failure? And if she passed , she would not be failure. She would be something else. Shouldnt success mother failure? If That Happened , why did success fail at mothering failure if she is a success? She would have passed. Sup | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
well I need to CAUSE one, and not to shed light on an imaginative one, so uh. that's harder. Here's a paradox for you - Spoiler:  | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
I'll admit, this round was kinda lame. Isa: I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm SquidwardSquidwardSquidward (sorry I had to). 6/10 Quirvy: Simple? Yes. Entertaining? Ummmm... 4/10 Jellsprout: Me and my Brother were having an extremely similar discussion about this after we saw Looper last weekend. Somebody probably should've prevented me from making this round, though. 810 Krotomo: HOW THOUGHT PROVOKING. 4/10 Snipereborn: *attempts to swallow hand* 9/10 Darvince: Yes, yes it does. 0/10 Jorster: What if he dies of natural causes? He wouldn't expect that. I imagine I'm still missing the point, though. 7/10 Sup_mus: You lost me there with your hip young lingo, son. 2/10 Shos: You are completely right about that I didn't just want paradoxes explained to me, but your attempt at causing one isn't one? WAIT I GET IT! YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX BY NOT POSTING A PARADOX! 9/10 That was painful to observe the results of my failure! SHOS OR SNIPEREBORN!  COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Entries should be of the following shape: *title of the round*=you have one post to ____ *winner's entry*=______ *my entry*=____ also this post - my post count - Spoiler: | |
| snipereborn | ||
| Fact Squisher Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email |
Round title=You have one post to come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round. Round winner=Yaya My entry= You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Entries should be of the following shape: *title of the round*=you have one post to ____ *winner's entry*=______ *my entry*=____ Tehehe. Everyone runs faster with a knife. | |
| Jorster | ||
| mfw Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email |
Half round! You have one post to Find me the stupidest quote said on this website | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
While we're at this Hebrew on Interguild will never work thing, here's my entry: 'shos' said: HALF ROUND TIME!!! You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. yes, that requires you to actually find a quote made in hebrew, which is funny; translated quotes will be disqualified brutally. you are, of course, allowed to use Google Translate for anything you want *during* the search for le quote... you will be judged by the following criteria: 1. correctness of the hebrew quote 2. correctness of the hebrew in the quote 3. funny-ness!! omg this post is so bad english wise 'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. 'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| jazz | ||
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email |
-> Entry to Sniper's comp You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz ad infinitum | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
'snipereborn' said: Round title=You have one post to come up with a terrible idea for a one post topic round. Round winner=Yaya My entry= You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Entries should be of the following shape: *title of the round*=you have one post to ____ *winner's entry*=______ *my entry*=____ Tehehe. 'Jorster' said: Half round! You have one post to Find me the stupidest quote said on this website 'Darvince' said: While we're at this Hebrew on Interguild will never work thing, here's my entry: 'shos' said: HALF ROUND TIME!!! You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. yes, that requires you to actually find a quote made in hebrew, which is funny; translated quotes will be disqualified brutally. you are, of course, allowed to use Google Translate for anything you want *during* the search for le quote... you will be judged by the following criteria: 1. correctness of the hebrew quote 2. correctness of the hebrew in the quote 3. funny-ness!! omg this post is so bad english wise 'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. 'shos' said: You have one post to give me a funny quote in hebrew. 'jazz' said: -> Entry to Sniper's comp You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz You have one post to pick any ((You have one post to... round)'s winner)'s entry to that round and make up a better answer for that round! Jazz ad infinitum took me a hwile tho 1111/10 JAZZ totally wins | |
| Darvince | ||
| sea level change Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email |
??? "Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity." | |
| jazz | ||
Karma: 108 Posts: 3050 pm | email |
You have one post to suggest a totally ridiculous idea to boost Interguild activity | |
| Quirvy | ||
| Â Â Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email |
give everyone mod powerz  spooky secret | |
| Isa | ||
| No. I'm an octopus. Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email |
Recruit and convert Chinese gold farmers | |
| Yaya | ||
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email |
I have a couple ideas, but I can't really pick one. Maybe combing all three would work? A.) Get some member(s) to assassinate someone(s) of great importance and turn themselves in instantly. Cite Interguild.org as inspiration for their attacks. If we were to stage it so 1-2 members from each continent/area represented (North America, Europe, Asia, and Oceania) would take out a person of importance from nearby internet age/industrialized country, the collective curiosity of all residents affected could crash the site. B.) Convert the Interguild to a TOR-run deep web site. Specialize in some sort of illegal market. If we don't want to scar our consciences, we can specialize in petty things that are only illegal in certain countries such as Kinder Eggs, raw milk, WOW/Facebook, or exotic pets. If we're okay wish scarring our consciences, then use your imagination... C.) Put on a musical. Taking all these into consideration, we should convert to the deep web first, then announce the musical. Stage the assassinations as a "viral" marketing campaign. Use profits from our illegal trade to fund the musical which would depict the Interguild's history from the Neopets guild days all the way to how the musical was funded. GOOD THING THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL! RIGHT, ANY GOVERNMENTS THAT ARE POTENTIALLY OBSERVING THIS CONVERSATION (or at least the ones that care)?!?! COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please. Give me +karma. Give me +karma. | |
| soccerboy13542 | ||
| ~*~Soccer~*~ Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email |
We should do an interguild musical! Nice idea, Yaya. Let's do it.  'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | |
| shos | ||
| ~Jack of all trades~ Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email |
remove the anti-spambots mechanisms that exist | |
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