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There are like a thousand knives in the kitchen. I'd cut those zombies to ribbons before they could even groan "Braaaaains..." |
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Kooler |
find me in your local trashcan
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I'd use a couple of weights to throw at them, and if that doesn't work, then I would shatter then with the power of making my voice go high enough to shatter glass, to hurt their ears, then use something else to kill them.
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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Lol, I think if zombies could hear themselves, they would be saying "brainz" in a much more intelligent voice and tone. =3 but idk it's fiction right...? right? |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
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'Cedric' said: Garlic.
I only hope that zombies are like vampires. I don't know a lot about this weird science fiction horror stuff, and I'm not sure I want to.
Depending on the lore, salt works. Reminds them that they're supposed to be dead or something.
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Quirvy |
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Silverware. Eventually I'm probably going to lose the battle for survival and become a zombie. If I'm going to eat brains, I might as well be civil and not eat with my hands.
'Jazz' said: My Jeans/Friday playing at the same time. On a CD. C'mon, it can't get any worse, can it? Zombies have no taste in music so they won't care.
Beating eaten by zombies to "Friday" by Rebecca Black. I don't know about you, but that's not how I'd want to go out.
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
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'shos' said: The item to my left.
if you get the reference, you're awesome
I love doctor who.
I would use a large bag of rubber bands because I can attach things (food) to the bands and use them to distract the zombies. Then, I can attach spiky things to the bands and make SuperHornets. Kabam!!!!
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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My guitar. Maybe if I look cool they won't attack me.
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Harumbai |
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Age: 30 Karma: 260 Posts: 1743 Location: New Zealand pm | email
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'snipereborn' said: 'shos' said: The item to my left.
if you get the reference, you're awesome
I love doctor who. So do I, but I don't get the reference?
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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warning, lots of funny links
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
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The second one has a not so great word that starts with an f in it.
just caution for anyone younger.
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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Edited the second link. Don't alter. =p |
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Jazz: I'm pretty sure zombies have no musical preferences. 1/10
Darvince: Certainly.... unique. 5/10
Shos: Great idea, but in both your posts here, you pretty much stole everything from a different site. Nothing original. 4/10
DBX: My nerf gun arsenal is always ready for action, and most perfume is just obnoxious and gross to me, probably even if I was undead. 8/10
Soccerboy: Is that from personal experience? 7/10
Cedric: Organize before they rise, knowledge is power. Pretty sure garlic's a no. 3/10
Silver: Slightly maniacal, but I said nothing practical (guns, knives, etc.). 0/10
Kooler: Weights aren't a bad idea as long as you can lift them to throw, and when you mentioned shattering them with your voice, I was disappointed you didn't make some Skyrim reference. I still am slightly creeped that you have a banshee scream, though. 7/10
Jell: Not sure if that's an entry, but at least salt is easy and in large abundance. 7/10
Quirvy: Silverware is borderline a practical weapon, but I'll let it slide. Nice job keeping class, even in the afterlife. 6/10
Snipereborn: It'll be like a middle school study hall or bus ride all over again: hell! Seriously, those things hurt. 8/10
Shavey Dave: You will look very cool, indeed. As long a it's not acoustic (no offense to acoustic guitar players). 5/10
DBX OR SNIPEREBORN!
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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@yaya, I have an electric and acoustic guitar and I agree - for coolness - I would use my electric.
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DeathBunni X |
Eww, school.
Age: 26 Karma: 87 Posts: 690 Gender: Female Location: Midwest pm | email
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The honor is up for grabs... I'd never have enough motivation to judge or even think of a topic .
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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While we wait for Sniper, half round!
You have one post to revive this topic! Be creative. |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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My apologies. I was at GDC working and playing all week.
You have one post to invent a terrorist plot that can only be thwarted by a toothpick.
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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'snipereborn' said: My apologies. I was at GDC working and playing all week.
SNIPER WÄ°NS THE HALF ROUND! 10/10
Stab everyone with a toothpick! Ow. |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
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The president has been kidnapped by (terrorist) ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him (with a toothpick)?
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Quirvy |
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Before he goes to speak in front of a national audience, sabotage the president's lunch so that lettuce sticks to his teeth
spooky secret |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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*sticks murky stuff in president's headphones* hahahahaha, now without toothpicks, he can't hear music without using the people's money to buy himself new headphones! and of course presidents don't do that..
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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Lock the president in a case that's is locked by a padlock with a toothpick shaped keyhole.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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'jellsprout' said: The president has been kidnapped by (terrorist) ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him (with a toothpick)?
Why yes. Yes I am.
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'Quirvy' said: Before he goes to speak in front of a national audience, sabotage the president's lunch so that lettuce sticks to his teeth
Meh, not that great of a plot but it does require a toothpick.
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'shos' said: *sticks murky stuff in president's headphones* hahahahaha, now without toothpicks, he can't hear music without using the people's money to buy himself new headphones! and of course presidents don't do that..
Clearly, the people would riot and overthrow the president if he did this. Clever plot.
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'Yaya' said: Lock the president in a case that's is locked by a padlock with a toothpick shaped keyhole.
Lolz, I don't know of any locks like that. But it would be entertaining.
6/10
Shos wins.
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Cedric |
Age: 24 Karma: 13 Posts: 2056 Gender: Male pm | email
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Wow, what about me? |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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Woops.
'Cedric' said: 'snipereborn' said: My apologies. I was at GDC working and playing all week.
SNIPER WÄ°NS THE HALF ROUND! 10/10
Stab everyone with a toothpick! Ow.
This is not a plot that gets defeated by a toothpick.
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All better.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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yay me!!
You have one post to give me the best Lord of the Rings quote you can bring up.
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