Log In
Name:
Pass:
Online Members (0)
No members are currently online.
Current Interguild Time:
Sat Apr 27 2024 4:55 pm
Member Chat Box  [click here to enlarge]
Recent Posts and Comments
Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

Previous rounds and winners
Spoiler:
« Forum Index < Random Chat Forum
«Previous | 1, 2, 3, . . . 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, . . . 214, 215, 216 | Next»

jellsprout
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 14 2013, 5:51 am EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

Karma: -2147482799
Posts: 6445
Gender: Male
pm | email


Elsewhere, on 43rd and 9th avenue in New York.

Spoiler:
01110000011011110110
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 14 2013, 6:11 am EST
kolkon sitei

Age: 36
Karma: 57
Posts: 342
Gender: Female
Location: darvince
pm | email
lol i can't math when i'm tired

Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 14 2013, 10:57 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
Jorster
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 14 2013, 2:45 pm EST
mfw

Karma: 168
Posts: 2549
Gender: Male
Location: The Straight Guy's Garage
pm | email
Darvince
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, June 16 2013, 5:39 pm EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
pm | email
'01110000011011110110' said:

GOD DAMN SHLAYAM -2097447/10

'Yaya' said:

One site, of little importance to my overall look? -2588/10

'Quirvy' said:
I like how soccerboy questioned part of his judging but apparently didn't question this:Also, look, I found Darvince elsewhere, on the Six Steps topic  

Still on Interguild? Pfft. Real stalkers have atleast ten sites. 0/10

'jellsprout' said:


Elsewhere, on 43rd and 9th avenue in New York.

Wow, I've never seen that sign. -2147/10

'bang_jan' said:

darforum shows up I SACRIFICE MYSELF TO THE GODS OF GOOGLE, PRAISE GOOGLE! -130118/10

'Jorster' said:

MY SECOND DARKEST SECRETS -52378/10

lowest score wins.

"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

01110000011011110110
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Sunday, June 16 2013, 5:49 pm EST
kolkon sitei

Age: 36
Karma: 57
Posts: 342
Gender: Female
Location: darvince
pm | email
yu have one post to make a chain of edits linking to each other. ie. your post links to one of old posts which has been edited with a link, and link connects to another post which you have edited and added a link, etc.
Darvince
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Sunday, June 16 2013, 5:50 pm EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
pm | email
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

atomic7732
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Sunday, June 16 2013, 7:31 pm EST
cute dars

Age: 26
Karma: 2
Posts: 46
Gender: Male
pm | email
Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Monday, June 17 2013, 2:49 pm EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
My clone has one extra atom than my normal self.
01110000011011110110
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Tuesday, June 18 2013, 11:59 am EST
kolkon sitei

Age: 36
Karma: 57
Posts: 342
Gender: Female
Location: darvince
pm | email
'Darvince' said:


darvince has the hugest loop and i'm not going to bother killing my browser with loading 9999 tabs because i already did that and forgot to count last time.

5/10 + 5/10 for long loop + 5/10 for cross forums + 5/10 for infinite loop + overflow error = 10/10


'atomic7732' said:


kalassak has an infinite loop going too, but it's shorter.
5/10 + 4/10 for loop = 9/10

'bang_jan' said:
My clone has one extra atom than my normal self.


off topic 0/10
Quirvy
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 2:21 am EST
  

Karma: 655
Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
pm | email
So I guess you're up, darvince


spooky secret
Darvince
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 3:34 am EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
pm | email
Wow wow I never knew.

You have one post to stop IO 2013 from happening.

"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

jellsprout
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 1:00 pm EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

Karma: -2147482799
Posts: 6445
Gender: Male
pm | email
Two weeks from now you will look at this round and laugh...

Spoiler:
01110000011011110110
[?] Karma: +5 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 2:41 pm EST
kolkon sitei

Age: 36
Karma: 57
Posts: 342
Gender: Female
Location: darvince
pm | email
atvelonis
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 5:18 pm EST
Apocryphal Ruminator

Karma: 160
Posts: 1642
Gender: Male
Location: An antique land
pm | email
Well.

IO 2013 stands for Interguild Olympics 2013. Some people, instead of writing 2013, write 2K13 when they're writing it down. And Interguild Olympics backwards is Scipmylo Dliugretni. Scipmylo starts with S, which, on the periodic table, is Sulfur. The second letter is C, which, on the periodic table, is Carbon. So, it's Sulfur-Carbon. Sulfur is what creepers drop when you kill them in Minecraft, and humans are made of carbon. So when the human touches the sulfur after killing the creeper, a magical reaction occurs and the sub-atomic particles touching each other turn into a compund made up of Iodine and Oxygen. On the periodic table, Iodine is I, and Oxygen is O. It adds up to IO. Which is the Interguild Olympics.

So, now you have it. Now since everyone is too shocked to do anything, the Interguild Olympics 2013 will never actually happen.

'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
krotomo
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 21 2013, 5:57 pm EST
The Shepherd

Age: 23
Karma: 249
Posts: 4066
Gender: Male
Location: My chair
pm | email
*Go back in time.
*Kill inventor of the Olympics.
*The Olympics never created- therefore the idea of the Interguild Olympics could not happen.
*Watch as this paradox rips apart the fabric of space and time, ending the universe, and completely obliterating the possibility of there being an IO.
Bang Jan
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Saturday, June 22 2013, 3:33 am EST

Age: 24
Karma: -37
Posts: 641
Gender: Male
pm | email
Just tell Livio to cancel it.
Rocketguy2
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Saturday, June 22 2013, 4:02 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
pm | email
Why does posting the code for the interguild olympics week one hit the word sensors?
also, livio, block yourself for 35 years pl0x

Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
FlashMarsh
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Saturday, June 22 2013, 4:13 pm EST

Age: 25
Karma: 99
Posts: 2727
Gender: Male
Location: UK
pm | email
delete hatpc from the internet
soccerboy13542
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Saturday, June 22 2013, 6:59 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

Karma: 450
Posts: 4466
Gender: Male
Location: 1945
pm | email
go back in time before you won this round to make sure you never posted that. if you never mentioned the io, everyone would have just forgotten about it.

'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Quirvy
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Sunday, June 23 2013, 2:30 pm EST
  

Karma: 655
Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
pm | email
Everyone makes a bunch of minus karma plox levels, everyone gets banned from the site, no one to participate in the IO.


spooky secret
Darvince
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 28 2013, 2:44 am EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
pm | email
'jellsprout' said:
Two weeks from now you will look at this round and laugh...

5/10 I am already laughing.

'01110000011011110110' said:


6/10 Wiped out shos, but not everyone.


'atvelonis' said:
Well.

IO 2013 stands for Interguild Olympics 2013. Some people, instead of writing 2013, write 2K13 when they're writing it down. And Interguild Olympics backwards is Scipmylo Dliugretni. Scipmylo starts with S, which, on the periodic table, is Sulfur. The second letter is C, which, on the periodic table, is Carbon. So, it's Sulfur-Carbon. Sulfur is what creepers drop when you kill them in Minecraft, and humans are made of carbon. So when the human touches the sulfur after killing the creeper, a magical reaction occurs and the sub-atomic particles touching each other turn into a compund made up of Iodine and Oxygen. On the periodic table, Iodine is I, and Oxygen is O. It adds up to IO. Which is the Interguild Olympics.

So, now you have it. Now since everyone is too shocked to do anything, the Interguild Olympics 2013 will never actually happen.

So, what you're actually saying, is that Half life 3 is confirmed? 7/10

'krotomo' said:
*Go back in time.
*Kill inventor of the Olympics.
*The Olympics never created- therefore the idea of the Interguild Olympics could not happen.
*Watch as this paradox rips apart the fabric of space and time, ending the universe, and completely obliterating the possibility of there being an IO.

*Die within 0.01 seconds of killing the inventor of the Olympics, as you cannot exist, the world destroyed itself when Sind, the most advanced nation in the world, went crazy and nuked many nations. 8/10

'bang_jan' said:
Just tell Livio to cancel it.

Nah, that's too easy. 4/10

'rocket guy2' said:
Why does posting the code for the interguild olympics week one hit the word sensors?
also, livio, block yourself for 35 years pl0x
Quirvy, frantic for the IO to begin, unbans Livio, therefore the IO begins anyways. 3/10

'FlashMarsh' said:
delete hatpc from the internet
Omfg brilliatn! 10/10

'soccerboy13542' said:
go back in time before you won this round to make sure you never posted that. if you never mentioned the io, everyone would have just forgotten about it.
Oh no, the universe was destroyed yet again! 7/10

'Quirvy' said:
Everyone makes a bunch of minus karma plox levels, everyone gets banned from the site, no one to participate in the IO.
No, Isa would be the IO. 8/10

FlashMarsh, The Smiling Mazda, Wins This YHOPT Round.

"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

FlashMarsh
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 28 2013, 3:53 pm EST

Age: 25
Karma: 99
Posts: 2727
Gender: Male
Location: UK
pm | email
WOW! I HAPPEN TO CHECK THE INTERGUILD JUST TODAY!! HOW FORTUNATE!

You have one post to write a poem involving a beach ball and an igloo, with themes of perseverance and the ugly side of communism.
atvelonis
[?] Karma: 0 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 28 2013, 4:06 pm EST
Apocryphal Ruminator

Karma: 160
Posts: 1642
Gender: Male
Location: An antique land
pm | email
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I live in an igloo,
And I have a beach ball too.

I look at the sky,
And I think to myself,
"I really just wish,"
"That I wasn't a frog."

I jump back into,
The half frozen pond,
And then I realize,
All my friends are communists.

I look back on my life,
And I see that ever since,
I fell out of my tree,
I couldn't climb back up.

*Ribbit* *Ribbit*
I wish I wasn't a frog,
Then I could change,
The ways of the pond,

'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Quirvy
[?] Karma: +1 | Quote - Link
Friday, June 28 2013, 4:17 pm EST
  

Karma: 655
Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
pm | email
This might be a little bit too specific of a round (and might not get many entries as a result), but I'll try my best.

It was a cold winter in the USSR.
The coldest they'd ever seen, by far.
The Soviets took refuge in their igloos,
And although safe, there remained more issues;
"Why did they give us a beach ball?
There's no beaches in Russia, none at all"
"Why then, we will make a beach to play on!"
And so they built one upon their lawn.
But then a government man came to town,
Bringing with him a great big frown;
"I see that you have built this wonderful beach,
but then every family must have one, each.
In the name of equality,
This beach cannot be"
So they took the beach away,
and they still had nowhere to play.


spooky secret

« Forum Index < Random Chat Forum
«Previous | 1, 2, 3, . . . 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, . . . 214, 215, 216 | Next»

In order to post in the forums, you must be logged into your account.
Click here to login.

© 2024 The Interguild | About & Links | Contact: livio@interguild.org
All games copyrighted to their respective owners.