If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.
Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"
Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.
Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.
You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.
The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.
These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners
Now it's obvious to me that Livio is currently not lazy, because he is likely working on college stuff and then doing Aeon programming in his free time. While this is all fine and dandy, Livio, you can further increase productivity by getting 3 less hours of sleep every day, giving you more time to work! It's genius! In fact, perhaps you should consider not sleeping altogether.
You have one post to apologize to Livio for being so negative in your most sincere tone, and convince him that he should take his time, because it's not very nice to rush people. Then tell Silver to be less lazy in your most insincere/hollow-hearted tone.
Livio, I'm sorry. I only said those nasty things because I wanted to win the round. I don't think you are ending up like me. I am truly sorry for insinuating that you are. I honestly don't know how I can apologize enough for that. Please take your time. Otherwise you will grow sick of it, quit and then you will and up like me. And I am sorry for those harsh words, but it's true.
Silver, just judge the previous round already so we can end this terrible one.
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender:Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
Livio... would you like to shoot Cedric? Because... well nevermind that.
Also, Silver, you are a good person and people say nice things about you. They'd like you even more if you were more productive, but that's not really that important.
Livio, becoming one with university is bad for nii-san~
Lolwut. 4/10
'snipereborn' said:
Do work Livio or I will personally tear your skull out of your head and then beat you to death with it.
Thank you for the lovely mental image. 0/10
'Jazz' said:
Livio, we know you're busy, but without you, we will not survive. Please, just take 10 minutes and visit us. So get your fat ass off the couch and donate now.
Overused, sorry 5/10
'Yaya' said:
I like Snipereborn's interpretation into "Threaten Livio to stop being so lazy better" (it works better for Snipereborn though, since he actually knows Livio).
I guess I'll hunt you down, rip off your eyebrows, tinker with your vocal cords so your voice isn't so deep, lock you in a room, and force you to play Hannah vs. Zombies on IE while listening to the music from the Cavegallery cave walkthrough?
I think that is a bit too much, Yaya. 4/10
'jellsprout' said:
Livio, stop being a bum. You don't want to end up like me, do you?
We certainly don't want two Jellsprouts running around... 8.5/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
Livio i'm going to arizona this February.
my cousin has a trained attack dog.
you can put the pieces together.
Again, a bit too much 4.5/10
'Darvince' said:
Just make sure you go to wherever Livio is, and not where I am in Arizona.
ONE POST. And this wasn't even about Livio's laziness! 0/10
'Shavey Dave' said:
LIVIO. It is ok if I am lazy but you can't be.
It is not OK if you are lazy Shavey, especially concerning a certain game. 2/10
'Kooler' said:
Livio, stop being so lazy or I will personally walk to your house/dorm/whatever you live in, and I will destroy everything in an electrical fire.
How could you even say such a thing?! -9001/10
'Chezerony' said:
I made some cookies, if that'll get you on your toes, Livio
This needs no words. 100/10
'Quirvy' said:
Allow me to be the voice of reason.
Now it's obvious to me that Livio is currently not lazy, because he is likely working on college stuff and then doing Aeon programming in his free time. While this is all fine and dandy, Livio, you can further increase productivity by getting 3 less hours of sleep every day, giving you more time to work! It's genius! In fact, perhaps you should consider not sleeping altogether.
Oh noooo, Livio should never be an insomniac! It is a sad, horrid path that only causes pain, suffering and horrible tiredness. I know this because I am slightly insomniac. 3.5/10
Wake up. BBQ burgers for breakfast. Donkey Kong Country 2. BBQ burgers for lunch. Donkey Kong Country 2. BBQ burgers for dinner. Donkey Kong Country 2. Sleep.
Wake up at 12 in the afternoon, 5 large bags of skittles for breakfast, Halo Reach, another 5 large bags of skittles for lunch, MKWii for another couple hours, 5 bags of skittles for dinner, play Aeon until 1am, sleep.
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender:Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
I wake up, randomly talk to a stranger and then say "I love you." and walk away and get a plane ticket to Fiji. I then go back home, eat sausage, hash browns, hash browns, oh did I mention hash browns? Once I finish breakfast, I make popcorn, blow up the TV (I hate TV), send my mom to get groceries, then leave the house again riding an odd thing that my grandfather uses, go to a grocery store, pretend to be two and get kicked out, then come back home again to make all my emotions physical. I then use the fear (it's highly explosive) to set Iran straight.
Now it's lunchtime, and I indulge at Denny's all-you-can-eat special sale thing that day. Afterwards, I take a nap and czech (it's more awesome than checking) things on the computer. By the time I'm done czeching, I go outside as it starts raining. Since it would still be winter, the sun begins setting soon after and the stars come out. I then sprint across my house's roof and it starts raining again, except with fantastical unicorns intead of rain. Arizona is then the center of the universe, and I go walking along the street czaching unicorns (it's more awesome than catching), and it turns to rain. I then get together materials and make a gigantic sign in the middle of a nearby highway that all it says is "HI!!!" and is flashing neon green and magenta. When the first car crash happens, I take down the sign and go home to eat dinner.
Dinner is very good, and then I play video games until just one minute before midnight when I leave the house to fly to Fiji the next day.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender:Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
It's saturday. I wake up after having good dreams and plenty of REM sleep. After a refreshing shower, I meet my girlfriend at this restaurant I know that sells amazing breakfast burritos. Afterwards, we hang out, playing whatever game on Xbox that strikes our fancy. At noon, we go for lunch at the Outback. When we're done eating, we go to a bulk grocery store and pick up a few giant bags of Cheetos and other snacks. By 2:00, we're back at my apartment and my friends show up to play D&D. In the interim, I've made homemade rice krispy treats, and they're warm and soft, and soooo delicious. We all play D&D (I'm the DM) until 10. Then we all go to Olive Garden for dinner, and have a great time just laughing and screwing around (but not disruptively because that's shameful). At last, we all go our separate ways, and my girlfriend and I spend a quiet evening together.
I don't care how you rate this post, but that is truly the most awesome day that is physically possible.
The perfect day would to sleep in until I needed, with plenty of the best dreams. Then, if it's a hot day, ice cream for breakfast. If it's a cold day, then I eat a a bunch of warm pull-apart bread. I then proceed to play whatever game on an epic gaming computer that suits my urging. Random snacks and sugary sustenance randomly throughout the day, along with mass amounts of root beer. (Mug, of course.) Of course, I'm not alone. I have a ton of friends over and we all pwn n00bs online and LANly. And a certain person I like is there as well. We then proceed to eat pizza for dinner and maybe play some more games. Whatever we feel like. If pizza is not the optimal food for the third meal of the day, then we ll go out to a buffet. Good times from here on henceforth at the restaurant. When leaving is desired, proceed. Go wherever you feel and make the best of it. An all-nighter will probably be pulled. Once it's day again, sleep is required and pleasant dreams continue.
Of course, that goes into the next day a bit, but whatever.
Age: 24 Karma: 14 Posts: 135 Gender:Male Location: In the Nether, killing them Ghasts O: pm | email
'jellsprout' said:
Wake up. BBQ burgers for breakfast. Donkey Kong Country 2. BBQ burgers for lunch. Donkey Kong Country 2. BBQ burgers for dinner. Donkey Kong Country 2. Sleep.
BBQ burgers for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner? This doesn't seem reasonable to me. 4/10
'Cedric' said:
Wake up at 12 in the afternoon, 5 large bags of skittles for breakfast, Halo Reach, another 5 large bags of skittles for lunch, MKWii for another couple hours, 5 bags of skittles for dinner, play Aeon until 1am, sleep.
Like I said for jellsprout, skittles for all three meals seems a bit sketchy. 4/10
'Darvince' said:
I wake up, randomly talk to a stranger and then say "I love you." and walk away and get a plane ticket to Fiji. I then go back home, eat sausage, hash browns, hash browns, oh did I mention hash browns? Once I finish breakfast, I make popcorn, blow up the TV (I hate TV), send my mom to get groceries, then leave the house again riding an odd thing that my grandfather uses, go to a grocery store, pretend to be two and get kicked out, then come back home again to make all my emotions physical. I then use the fear (it's highly explosive) to set Iran straight.
Now it's lunchtime, and I indulge at Denny's all-you-can-eat special sale thing that day. Afterwards, I take a nap and czech (it's more awesome than checking) things on the computer. By the time I'm done czeching, I go outside as it starts raining. Since it would still be winter, the sun begins setting soon after and the stars come out. I then sprint across my house's roof and it starts raining again, except with fantastical unicorns intead of rain. Arizona is then the center of the universe, and I go walking along the street czaching unicorns (it's more awesome than catching), and it turns to rain. I then get together materials and make a gigantic sign in the middle of a nearby highway that all it says is "HI!!!" and is flashing neon green and magenta. When the first car crash happens, I take down the sign and go home to eat dinner.
Dinner is very good, and then I play video games until just one minute before midnight when I leave the house to fly to Fiji the next day.
Plane ticket to Fiji? Raining unicorns!? Not reasonable at the least. 1/10
'shos' said:
I don't wanna plan it! I'm having a bday on sunday and my gf takes me to three days vacation in a !$!$ five-star hotelllll so uh /out of this round
have fun Shos
'snipereborn' said:
It's saturday. I wake up after having good dreams and plenty of REM sleep. After a refreshing shower, I meet my girlfriend at this restaurant I know that sells amazing breakfast burritos. Afterwards, we hang out, playing whatever game on Xbox that strikes our fancy. At noon, we go for lunch at the Outback. When we're done eating, we go to a bulk grocery store and pick up a few giant bags of Cheetos and other snacks. By 2:00, we're back at my apartment and my friends show up to play D&D. In the interim, I've made homemade rice krispy treats, and they're warm and soft, and soooo delicious. We all play D&D (I'm the DM) until 10. Then we all go to Olive Garden for dinner, and have a great time just laughing and screwing around (but not disruptively because that's shameful). At last, we all go our separate ways, and my girlfriend and I spend a quiet evening together.
I don't care how you rate this post, but that is truly the most awesome day that is physically possible.
This is what I am looking for. 10/10
'Bmwsu' said:
I wonder what Shos is doing this weekend...
The perfect day would to sleep in until I needed, with plenty of the best dreams. Then, if it's a hot day, ice cream for breakfast. If it's a cold day, then I eat a a bunch of warm pull-apart bread. I then proceed to play whatever game on an epic gaming computer that suits my urging. Random snacks and sugary sustenance randomly throughout the day, along with mass amounts of root beer. (Mug, of course.) Of course, I'm not alone. I have a ton of friends over and we all pwn n00bs online and LANly. And a certain person I like is there as well. We then proceed to eat pizza for dinner and maybe play some more games. Whatever we feel like. If pizza is not the optimal food for the third meal of the day, then we ll go out to a buffet. Good times from here on henceforth at the restaurant. When leaving is desired, proceed. Go wherever you feel and make the best of it. An all-nighter will probably be pulled. Once it's day again, sleep is required and pleasant dreams continue.
Of course, that goes into the next day a bit, but whatever.
Again, perfection 10/10
sniperborn and Bmwsu win
"At first you don't succeed, lower your standards"
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender:Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
You have one post to tell me what you would do if you suddenly found yourself in possession of a one-time-use time machine.
The time machine can either go forward or backward in time, in case you weren't sure.
By one time use, I assume you mean that I can only use it to get there? In which case I would stay put in the present because if I go to the past, there's technological decline, and if I go too far into the future, I could be stuck in a wasteland.
If it's a there and back thing I'd clearly go to the future. If there's still civilization, I'd figure out what's happened in the past 200 or so years, and then decide whether or not I should go back.
If I went too far back in time, all rules of physics would collapse, resulting in me disappearing from never existing at all. If I went too far into time, again, all rules of physics would fail, resulting in me disappearing from me dying of old age.
But, if however, I went back 11 years back in the good ol' days of 2001, I would call 911 and demand the police to tell the people in the twin towers to evacuate.
etc.)
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, Yimmy)
so uh /out of this round 
