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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

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atvelonis
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Monday, March 4 2013, 8:24 am EST
Apocryphal Ruminator

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Jell, you forgot about me.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
jellsprout
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Lord of Sprout Tower

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Ah, I'm sorry. Your entry was similar to Kooler's so I thought I had already done that one. You get a 4/10.


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Mymop
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Monday, March 4 2013, 6:22 pm EST
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You have one post to eat krotomo.


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jazz
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Monday, March 4 2013, 6:47 pm EST

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R-18
Kooler
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 12:10 am EST
find me in your local trashcan

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OM NOM NOM NO- what?  Who is this Krotomo you speak of?  You say I'm eating his lungs?  Pfft- no, those are pig lungs, a new craze.  What brain?  You think I'm cooking his brain?  Those are just cow brains.  Now move along.  OH GOOD!  HE'S GONE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...


go drink some water
snipereborn
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 12:12 am EST
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<insert a Gregory reference here>


Everyone runs faster with a knife.
krotomo
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 6:49 am EST
The Shepherd

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...

Wha-?
Jorster
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 9:59 am EST
mfw

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Don't judge this until I've entered. I have a great idea


atvelonis
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 5:00 pm EST
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'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Darvince
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 6:22 pm EST
sea level change

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Overload krotomo with dopamine and get him addicted to literally nothing.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Jorster
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Tuesday, March 5 2013, 6:33 pm EST
mfw

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Mymop
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Wednesday, March 6 2013, 9:01 pm EST
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'jazz' said:
R-18

2/10 I'm not quite sure what that means...

'Kooler' said:
OM NOM NOM NO- what?  Who is this Krotomo you speak of?  You say I'm eating his lungs?  Pfft- no, those are pig lungs, a new craze.  What brain?  You think I'm cooking his brain?  Those are just cow brains.  Now move along.  OH GOOD!  HE'S GONE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...

7/10 Lol, that was great.  And no, I don't think you are cooking his brain.

'snipereborn' said:
<insert a Gregory reference here>

2/10 What's a Gregory reference?  Is that supposed to be funny?

'krotomo' said:
...

Wha-?

0.00001/10 You didn't eat krotomo.

'atvelonis' said:



8/10 Almost what I was looking for, but not quite.
Still pretty good, though.

'Darvince' said:
Overload krotomo with dopamine and get him addicted to literally nothing.

3/10 How can I overload him with dopamine if I don't know what dopamine is???

'Jorster' said:

9/10 That was the best yet!  You are actually EATING krotomo!

Jorster wins!


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jazz
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Wednesday, March 6 2013, 9:11 pm EST

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R-18 means restricted for those under 18.
kinectking
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Wednesday, March 6 2013, 10:07 pm EST

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Dopamine is a sedative drug. You would essentially be able to eat anyone if they were injected with large amounts of dopamine....


----SOURCES----
•experience


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Jorster
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Wednesday, March 6 2013, 11:17 pm EST
mfw

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You have one post to teach me how to jerk


jellsprout
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Thursday, March 7 2013, 5:54 am EST
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Take the time derivative of the acceleration.


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kinectking
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Thursday, March 7 2013, 7:47 am EST

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krotomo
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Thursday, March 7 2013, 2:13 pm EST
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No.
Quirvy
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:12 pm EST
  

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How to be a jerk:
Step 1: Start one post round
Step 2: Fail to judge it in a timely manner


How to jerk:
Move with an irregular or spasmodic motion



spooky secret
Jorster
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:35 pm EST
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'jellsprout' said:
Take the time derivative of the acceleration.

5/10
Not sure I understand this one


7/10
#Babyswag

'Quirvy' said:
How to be a jerk:
Step 1: Start one post round
Step 2: Fail to judge it in a timely manner


How to jerk:
Move with an irregular or spasmodic motion

That sarcasm! IT BUUUUURNS
7/10


Kinectking or Quirvy gogogo!


soccerboy13542
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:40 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Jell shoulda won that one.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Jorster
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:49 pm EST
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Explain


soccerboy13542
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:53 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)

there ya go


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Jorster
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Tuesday, March 12 2013, 7:56 pm EST
mfw

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Oh

REVISED JELL SCORE:
8/10

JELL GOGOGO


jellsprout
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Wednesday, March 13 2013, 6:53 am EST
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I'll pass this round.


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