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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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My DDA Comp
What happened to the entries?
Don't do anything |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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My name is Jorster
I suck at poetry
I will lose this round.
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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This very haiku
is about failure
see it is rubbish
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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I hope that you
find this idea to be a
good entry for this lovely One Post Round.
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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FALLING DOWN THESE STAIRS
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
another one for good measure...
ur with ur honey
wut u doing wit daughter?
dad ded WHO WAS PHONE?
one more for good measure...
DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD
SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY
THAT MAN WAS YOU!!!!!!!!
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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There's a guy named Bob!
Ate tons of corn on the cob!
Now he's known as "Blob!" |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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'jellsprout' said: "Not enough detail"
What is that supposed to mean?
At least I'm not Shos 9/10 Well done
'shos' said: one two three four four
Hitting your pinkie on door
minus one of ten About 1/3 of it is about failure. The other 2/3s is just a bad poem. I get what you're trying to do here, but NO. 3/10.
'Darvince' said: hike fall maple rise fall
again again again fall
fall fall fall so far You've got 6 syllables on your first line. Also, your haiku is bad, rather than about failure. 0/10
'buboy24' said: Learn from your mistakes,
It is okay that you fail,
rise up and stand tall. Too positive 3/10
'Isa' said: My DDA Comp
What happened to the entries?
Don't do anything Good... Good... 7/10
'Jorster' said: My name is Jorster
I suck at poetry
I will lose this round. DING DING DING 2/10
'Shavey Dave' said: This very haiku
is about failure
see it is rubbish I think you're missing some syllables there, so it's not even a haiku. 2/10 for the effort.
'Yaya' said: I hope that you
find this idea to be a
good entry for this lovely One Post Round. -0/10
'soccerboy13542' said: FALLING DOWN THESE STAIRS
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
another one for good measure...
ur with ur honey
wut u doing wit daughter?
dad ded WHO WAS PHONE?
one more for good measure...
DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD
SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY
THAT MAN WAS YOU!!!!!!!! Nice haikus, but they didn't all feel very concentrated towards failure so you lost points there. 6/10
'krotomo' said: There's a guy named Bob!
Ate tons of corn on the cob!
Now he's known as "Blob!" I guess that's kind of about failure, but it doesn't feel blatant enough. 6/10
jellsprout wins. I would have given his a 10/10, but he was the first entry and I didn't want to ruin the suspense.
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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1 third?!
1-2-3-4-4!!! IT IS FAIL!!! NO KNOW CUOTN?!?!
HITTING PINKIE ON THE DOOR!!! AUTOFAIL!!!
-1/10!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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I'll add a point for the double four because I didn't notice that at first glance, but I won't go any higher than that. I don't think hitting your pinky on a door really evokes emotions of failure, unless you meant smashing it in a closing door, and even then that would be more of an accident than a failure. All of the lines are unrelated making it look like you writing typing random stuff, and then predicting your score for this round.
But, you now have a 4/10, which means that jellsprout still wins.
spooky secret |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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You have one post to win this round
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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DELETED ISA's ENTRY AND LOCKED!!! AHAHAHA NOW NOBODY CAN WIN DIS ROUND
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Yaya |
Age: 29 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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MY LOVE FOR YOU.... IS LIKE A TRUCK
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
Give me +karma. Give me +karma. |
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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I tried my best and had fun making this entry, and that's what's most important, so I definitely won this round!
spooky secret |
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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Jorster |
mfw
Karma: 168 Posts: 2549 Gender: Male Location: The Straight Guy's Garage pm | email
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That was so beautiful... I think I just MSPainted all over myself...
(Yes, that was my entry)
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 25 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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Deleted post 666 from every thread.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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Harumbai |
[|]-X-[|]
Age: 30 Karma: 260 Posts: 1743 Location: New Zealand pm | email
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I'll have my post, but I think it would be plain greedy to expect to win as well so I'm happy as I am.
Upcoming HatPC level: Sanctuary, coming soon to an internet browser near you... |
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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'shos' said: DELETED ISA's ENTRY AND LOCKED!!! AHAHAHA NOW NOBODY CAN WIN DIS ROUND
False.
'Yaya' said: MY LOVE FOR YOU.... IS LIKE A TRUCK
Possibly, but you haven't won my heart, let alone this round.
'Quirvy' said: I tried my best and had fun making this entry, and that's what's most important, so I definitely won this round!
We aren't children anymore. Everybody is a loser except the winner and that isn't you.
So I am handing over my Active Sim crystal to you so you will take over the next round? True, I guess.
'Jorster' said:
That was so beautiful... I think I just MSPainted all over myself...
(Yes, that was my entry)
No.
'Darvince' said: Deleted post 666 from every thread.
That was uncalled for.
'Harumbai' said: I'll have my post, but I think it would be plain greedy to expect to win as well so I'm happy as I am.
At least you are realistic.
Sniper wins
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snipereborn |
Fact Squisher
Age: 31 Karma: 136 Posts: 1307 Gender: Male Location: Arizona, United States pm | email
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I was so happy when you understood the reference Remember kids, a picture is worth a kiloword.
You have one post to form a perfect circle. (Creativity counts).
Everyone runs faster with a knife. |
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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Make it count.
That was the motto of the high school I went to. Because it was such an annoying motto, my physics teacher once tried to come up with a new one. He needed something that would convey who we were as a school, rather than an imperative sentence that made the school setting feel like work. He figured that one of our best defining qualities was how we were ranked as the best public school in Arizona, by one source (despite the fact that a lot of our non-Advanced Placement classes are pretty terrible in quality). So to convey this sense of pride, while still keeping the sense of familiarity with the old motto, he sent a very serious letter to the principle in which he tried to persuade him that we should change our motto to "We can count!"
True story.
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Shavey Dave |
Age: 23 Karma: 29 Posts: 1702 Gender: Male Location: UK pm | email
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'shos' said: Make it count.
That was the motto of the high school I went to. Because it was such an annoying motto, my physics teacher once tried to come up with a new one. He needed something that would convey who we were as a school, rather than an imperative sentence that made the school setting feel like work. He figured that one of our best defining qualities was how we were ranked as the best public school in Arizona, by one source (despite the fact that a lot of our non-Advanced Placement classes are pretty terrible in quality). So to convey this sense of pride, while still keeping the sense of familiarity with the old motto, he sent a very serious letter to the principle in which he tried to persuade him that we should change our motto to "We can count!"
True story.
Lol. How many of you also recognise this from page one?
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jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
Karma: -2147482799 Posts: 6445 Gender: Male pm | email
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shos |
~Jack of all trades~
Age: 31 Karma: 389 Posts: 8273 Gender: Male Location: Israel pm | email
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'jellsprout' said: {p | ||p - c|| =r I thought of that too, lol. wanted to put a Matlab code that would draw one, but then it wouldn't be precise..
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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spooky secret |
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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I drew a blue circle.
The word "circle" in the sentence above is used properly, and is not misspelled. The entire sentence has correct grammar. So, I guess you can consider the word "circle" as perfect. |
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