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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
You may judge rounds however you'd like, but at the end of the round there can only be one winner.

These rounds will be marked as ".5"s in the previous rounds and winners

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Yimmy
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Friday, April 29 2016, 6:56 pm EST
Resident Goody two-shoes

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Posts: 1625
Location: Climbing In Your Windows
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the interguild


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shos
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Saturday, April 30 2016, 8:50 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

Age: 31
Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
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A deodorant that is installed in your body and uses air to work. It senses when you start to smell bad, and one minute before that happens, it reapplies itself.


Darvince
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Saturday, April 30 2016, 11:12 am EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
Posts: 2043
Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
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my bag of gummy worms that doesn't exist


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

aych bee
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Sunday, May 1 2016, 1:59 am EST
when i am king

Age: 104
Karma: 147
Posts: 1002
Gender: Female
Location: you will be first against the wall
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uber


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Quirvy
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Sunday, May 1 2016, 3:06 pm EST
  

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Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
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'Rocket Guy2' said:
Durr Plant
I had to actually look this up, so I'll say that it's not big yet, but it looks like it already peaked in early March. I don't see much potential, but I feel like this was still a good effort post 6/10
'soccerboy13542' said:
my new mixtape is straight
I have doubts that your mixtape will be the next big thing 2/10
'Jorster' said:
donald trump
Already a big thing 0/10
'Yimmy' said:
the interguild
No 1/10
'shos' said:
A deodorant that is installed in your body and uses air to work. It senses when you start to smell bad, and one minute before that happens, it reapplies itself.
Maybe one day this will become a big thing, but I don't think it will be the next big thing. 3/10
'Darvince' said:
my bag of gummy worms that doesn't exist
How can something be big if it doesn't even exist? 0/10
'aych bee' said:
uber
Already a big thing 0/10

rocketboy wins!



spooky secret
Rocketguy2
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Sunday, May 1 2016, 5:35 pm EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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Oh, wow, I won

umm...

You have one post to git gud


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Yimmy
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Sunday, May 1 2016, 7:40 pm EST
Resident Goody two-shoes

Karma: 72
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Location: Climbing In Your Windows
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*airhorns etc.*
wow i just rekt some n00bs wowowowowow  


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shos
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Monday, May 2 2016, 10:45 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

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Location: Israel
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YOLO LOLZ


Darvince
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Monday, May 2 2016, 8:37 pm EST
sea level change

Age: 24
Karma: 107
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Gender: Female
Location: The Nuclear Era
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u wanna go m8 lets go rite here rite now


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

soccerboy13542
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Monday, May 2 2016, 10:13 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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The FitnessGramâ„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Quirvy
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Monday, May 2 2016, 11:24 pm EST
  

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  > git gud
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
        gui



spooky secret
aych bee
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Tuesday, May 3 2016, 3:09 am EST
when i am king

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Location: you will be first against the wall
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I am gitting gud.


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Rocketguy2
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Tuesday, May 3 2016, 11:20 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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Time to see how gud you got

>1 mens failur

'Yimmy' said:
*airhorns etc.*
wow i just rekt some n00bs wowowowowow  

lol no, pics or it didn't happen nubcake
but gud efrt
2/10 NOICE AIRHRNS SKRUB!

'shos' said:
YOLO LOLZ

If you git gud enuff, you don't liv 0nce
but stil, lolz makes you git a bit gudder
6/10 REZ OP PLZ NERF

'Darvince' said:
u wanna go m8 lets go rite here rite now

lol how bout u turn round and fac me skrub i'm ripped
-3/10 GIT GUD

'soccerboy13542' said:
The FitnessGramâ„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


u've strted to git gud, but not yet.
8/10, GUD ENUFF

'Quirvy' said:
  > git gud
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
        gui


LOL NO
git ot with ur HaX0R talk
3/10 NO HAX, HAX IS BAD

'aych bee' said:
I am gitting gud.

no, ur not
-01189998819991197253/10 ACTUALLY GIT GUD OR GIT REKT

FOOTBALL WINRAR


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
soccerboy13542
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Tuesday, May 3 2016, 11:38 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Posts: 4466
Gender: Male
Location: 1945
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You have one post to make the best MS Paint drawing of yourself.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Rocketguy2
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Wednesday, May 4 2016, 11:14 am EST
God wishes he was me

Age: 21
Karma: 38
Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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TEH BEST!


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Quirvy
[?] Karma: +5 | Quote - Link
Wednesday, May 4 2016, 11:13 pm EST
  

Karma: 655
Posts: 7753
Gender: Male
pm | email



spooky secret
shos
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Thursday, May 5 2016, 6:26 pm EST
~Jack of all trades~

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Karma: 389
Posts: 8273
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
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I uh.... almost a unicorn


Mymop
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Sunday, May 8 2016, 11:33 am EST
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop

Age: 22
Karma: 39
Posts: 859
Gender: Male
Location: New York
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Well I didn't have Paint on my new computer so I downloaded it and it turns out that Microsoft is now run by a bunch of mentally impaired chimpanzees. There are about 10 buttons, of which none are labeled so it's anyone's guess what they do, and the usual trick of hovering over them with the mouse doesn't do anything either. Once I found out how to choose colors and draw, I selected the black color and started to draw, and instead of making black lines, it made gray ones. This new version of Paint is by far the least user-friendly program I have ever used. What the hell is wrong with you, Microsoft?

So here's my portrait:


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soccerboy13542
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Sunday, May 8 2016, 1:17 pm EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Gender: Male
Location: 1945
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'Rocket Guy2' said:


TEH BEST!


I believe the translated piece says: Too Lool! the best! LOOL such rocket!

and I have to say, some people might think that's weird, but I think it's beautiful. The artist made a bold choice including words in a self portrait, and I believe it worked.
7/10

'Quirvy' said:


A true masterpiece, the artist here has really captured the essence of this competition. No more needs to be said; the painting speaks for itself. Exquisite.
10/10

'shos' said:



I uh.... almost a unicorn


A mighty fine mane, but I do not believe the subject posed in the most flattering of manners... he looks as if you were in pain. The artistic choice in making the self portrait black and white, I do not think worked the way the artist intended.
6/10

'mymop' said:
[img]Well I didn't have Paint on my new computer so I downloaded it and it turns out that Microsoft is now run by a bunch of mentally impaired chimpanzees. There are about 10 buttons, of which none are labeled so it's anyone's guess what they do, and the usual trick of hovering over them with the mouse doesn't do anything either. Once I found out how to choose colors and draw, I selected the black color and started to draw, and instead of making black lines, it made gray ones. This new version of Paint is by far the least user-friendly program I have ever used. What the hell is wrong with you, Microsoft?

So here's my portrait:
http://imgur.com/vCB8K9e.png[/img]


Wow. So many things to say here. First, I think we need to evaluate what this piece says about society. Let's bring our attention to the angle at which the artist has painted himself. He is bent over the water bucket, waiting for his controller to wring him out, a slave to society. The droopy hair, the defeated look, for what? Notice now that the bucket holds no water in it. Even though he may spend hours working tirelessly to clean some nasty floor, he is simply going through the motions, without real purpose, and not getting the job done. Bravo.
9/10

This was a tight race. It appeared that Mymop was a very serious contender with his exposé on the struggle of the common worker, but Quirvy managed to squeak ahead with his pure, unrestricted artistic talent.

And so follows, Quirvy wins!


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Quirvy
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Monday, May 9 2016, 11:54 pm EST
  

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You have one post to come up with a good plot twist.



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jazz
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Tuesday, May 10 2016, 4:11 am EST

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Posts: 3050
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I'm still alive.
Rocketguy2
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Tuesday, May 10 2016, 10:59 am EST
God wishes he was me

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Posts: 850
Location: Clinging to the last whispers of life in my decaying body
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I was actually rocket guy all along!

I forgot the password to that account and now I'm here

WHAT A TWIST GUYS
NOBODY SAW THAT ONE COMING


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
Darvince
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Tuesday, May 10 2016, 4:33 pm EST
sea level change

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Trump nominates Bernie "HOT MEME" Sanders as his VP, becomes president, and is assassinated in his first week in office.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Mymop
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Wednesday, May 11 2016, 9:16 pm EST
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop

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Gender: Male
Location: New York
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I, along with my fellow oppressed mops, overthrow the ruling class of this topic. We replace the monarchy here with a communist democracy. I win the first election, and turn the topic into a communist dictatorship. I order that I win every round and punish those who resist by forcing them to work tirelessly clean my floors for all eternity while the loyal mops who support me get to supervise them (and punish them for making mistakes) or just relax.


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Yimmy
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Thursday, May 12 2016, 1:42 pm EST
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okonkwo dies


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